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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #61
    Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

    Originally posted by Rastus View Post
    Isaiah 42:9 Behold, the former things are come to pass, and new things do I declare: before they spring forth I tell you of them.

    Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, [and] I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.


    Don't mock The White Man's God™, harlot.
    You still can't steal a pie before it's a pie.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #62
      Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

      Originally posted by OneClearVoice View Post
      Really? So this is what happens when the young republicans become pastors. If any of you Holy Christians ever managed to redeem yourselves for burning witches (Fact: Most Witches were fried on griddles and fed to the christians crowds)
      Nonsense. Why would anyone want to eat something that might give them the AIDS?
      [quote]Also did you know that the Devil only shows up in Christianity, Muslims, andf Judaism?
      [html]
      More lies. While it is certainly true that the Devil frequently shows up in Muslims, he's just as willing to possess witch scum like you.

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Tell me, does wickerism have a word for hypocrite?
      I think they just use the words "wicker" and "hypocrite" interchangeably, the same way everyone else does.
      Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
      You still can't steal a pie before it's a pie.
      Stop trying to tell the poor darkie boy what he can and can't do. I find your patronising racist behaviour most offensive, you uppity whore.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Satans Booger x3
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        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2008
        • 10

        #63
        Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

        wooow
        do your research, dear.
        wiccanism and paganism is about love and the like
        wiccans want to better themselves
        without your petty little bible.
        they get in touch with their inner selves, their positive energy, and nature.



        and though there undeniably are dark wiccans that use their powers for the worst, there are ones, like me, (by the way my user name and profile is all a bunch of bull crap just to clearly hide who i really am, i don't believe in satan), are good

        kthx.
        1 Timothy 2:11-15
        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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        • VictoryOS
          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
           
          • Dec 2007
          • 5388

          #64
          Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

          Originally posted by Satans Fool x3 View Post
          wooow
          do your research, dear.
          wiccanism and paganism is about love and the like
          wiccans want to better themselves
          without your petty little bible.
          they get in touch with their inner selves, their positive energy, and nature.



          and though there undeniably are dark wiccans that use their powers for the worst, there are ones, like me, (by the way my user name and profile is all a bunch of bull crap just to clearly hide who i really am, i don't believe in satan), are good

          kthx.
          Do you have anything to back up your outrageous claims? Or are we supposed to just take your word for it?
          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
          in 2016

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #65
            Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
            Do you have anything to back up your outrageous claims? Or are we supposed to just take your word for it?
            I think this idiot thinks that we believe everything we read.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • papparat
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 141

              #66
              Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!



              Available now at all the usual outlets. Eternal damnation to them
              Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22872

                #67
                Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
                You still can't steal a pie before it's a pie.
                Oh, here we go again! Little Miss know-it-all…


                Take this example:
                A wicker decides she will make minced baby pie on The Sabbath so as to spit in God’s Face by working on that day.
                Rastus knows the wicker makes pies every Sabbath
                Rastus decided that on The Sabbath (because he is a benighted heathen and knows no better because he is not an ex-negro) he will steal the pie.
                The deed is done, the intention is formed, the sin has been committed.
                Rastus has pre-stolen the pie.
                (He’s be ticked-off though when he gets a mouthful of lukewarm, unseasoned babies in flabby soggy pastry!)
                sigpic


                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Tantheus
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                  • Jul 2008
                  • 23

                  #68
                  Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                  Okay I'll admitt it: I'm Pagan! I only posted up that message of mine in hope that you guys would go to that Pagan site to find out the truth about Paganism, unfortunatley it failed! The two Pagan Gods have absoloutley NOTHING to do with Christianity!!! The horned God is not Satan and was not taken from the idea of Satan; it was taken from a legendary Pagan creature called the Puck. And if you lok at the Pagan Three Fold Rule, it says "Do what ye will, but harm none". Also, Paganism was invented 6,000 years before Christianity, not in the 195os, and what you guys COMPLETLEY ignore is that the hunts in the medieval period were called the PAGAN WITCH trials. Some Pagans are witches, but most witches do not practice dark magick!!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #69
                    Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                    Are you claiming that God created paganism during The Creation? That's blasphemy, you fool.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22872

                      #70
                      Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                      Originally posted by Tantheus View Post
                      [...] And if you lok at the Pagan Three Fold Rule, i[...]
                      Is that like a Center Fold? We'll have none of that smut here!
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #71
                        Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                        Originally posted by Tantheus View Post
                        Okay I'll admitt it: I'm an idiot! I only posted up that message of mine in hope that you guys would go to that Pagan site to find out the lies we want you to believe about Paganism, unfortunatley it failed, like my time in remedial English class! The two Pagan Gods have absoloutley NOTHING to do with reality!!!
                        I see.
                        The horned God is not Satan and was not taken from the idea of Satan; it was taken from a legendary Pagan creature called the Puck.
                        So you admit that your horny god isn't real, it's actually a shallow mockery of a hockey puck. Odd.
                        And if you lok at the Pagan Three Fold Rule, it says "Do what ye will, but harm none".
                        I don't see three folds in that. Did you miss part of it?

                        I think you need to go back to origami class. Maybe Hitoshi can help you with that, or try www.origamiboulder.com.

                        Also, Paganism was invented 6,000 years before Christianity, not in the 195os,
                        No, Wicca was invented in the 1950s, and there are no written records of the roots of pre-Christian demon worship. In fact, the only written records of European pagan practices include child sacrifice and other horrific rituals; do you follow those, or do you deny your hockey puck "god" his due?
                        and what you guys COMPLETLEY ignore is that the hunts in the medieval period were called the PAGAN WITCH trials.
                        Really? Could you give us historical references for that?

                        I mean a real reference, not nonsense written by Silverbunny Ravenfluff. Teen Witch is not an historical reference book.
                        Some Pagans are witches, but most witches do not practice dark magick!!
                        "Magick" is an affectation started by Aleister Crowley, from whom Gerald Gardner stole most of his ideas when "inventing" Wicca.

                        Meanwhile, all magic is of Satan, because it is not of God. God commands us to kill witches, and others:

                        Exodus 22:
                        18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                        19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

                        20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
                        It doesn't say "thou shalt not suffer a BAD witch to live", does it? It doesn't say "He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD or a hockey puck only", does it?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Tantheus
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                          • Jul 2008
                          • 23

                          #72
                          Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                          Ah the imagination and the deluded weak insipid pieces of evidence you deluded fools post up on this site to preserve the archiac beliefs of pestilant monks (not Jesus who knew everything who was supposed to know everything about his Father) who did indeed write some stories in the bible just to keep down religious competition e.g. THE WITCHCRAFT TRIALS which everybody knows about. If you don't believe that they happened, then go look it up! Yeah, you keep your delusions going just to entertain us Pagans And as for that first quote of yours, www.milton-keynes.gov.uk/adulteducation can help you with that reading issue of yours, but you'll have to start at a pretty basic level since you thought I was saying the exact opposite of what I was saying. You dare insult the horned God in such an infantile, obtuse and pathetic way ! The puck was the caretaker and Lord of all of nature and the animal world which is why he is a God because in protecting things (this being the natural world) he CREATES life just like your own God does. But I'll just leave you people to send moles to spy in Pagan festivals and sites and then report back with infinite waves of lies about how they sacrifice people to gain power with Satan (we don't even WORSHIP Satan and our religion was around BEFORE Christianity that's why there are no pre-Christian records of devil worshipping) and another thing, if there are no pre-Christian records of devil worshipping, then that proves that religions older than Christianity do NOT worship the devil! Pagan sites have found and brought back your stories of Pagans and other religions being devil-worshippers, and let me tell you just a little something.....YOU'RE A LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE PAGAN RELIGION!!!

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #73
                            Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!



                            Work on your writing, son.

                            First, try paragraph breaks.

                            As for this:
                            The horned God is not Satan and was not taken from the idea of Satan; it was taken from a legendary Pagan creature called the Puck.
                            You clearly say that the Wiccan "horned god" is not "the puck" but is based upon "the puck". Therefore, you do not even worship the original hockey puck, but a pale imitation thereof.

                            It seems I understand your writing better than you do.

                            I asked you for historical references, and instead you threw out rudeness and insults. Clearly, you have no historical references or anything intelligent to say; you are merely here to mock God and try to get a few LULZ. Sorry, we're not here to entertain you.

                            we don't even WORSHIP Satan and our religion was around BEFORE Christianity that's why there are no pre-Christian records of devil worshipping) and another thing, if there are no pre-Christian records of devil worshipping, then that proves that religions older than Christianity do NOT worship the devil! we don't even WORSHIP Satan and our religion was around BEFORE Christianity that's why there are no pre-Christian records of devil worshipping) and another thing, if there are no pre-Christian records of devil worshipping, then that proves that religions older than Christianity do NOT worship the devil!
                            Sure. There are still no written records of what pre-Christian "pagans" did, other than a few accounts of ritual child sacrifice and other horrors. Again I ask, do you follow these accounts, or do you not give your hockey puck god his due?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #74
                              Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                              You won't be laughing much in hell, heathen.

                              Proverbs 26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
                              27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
                              28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #75
                                Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                                I din't understand any of that. I suspect that you don't, either.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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