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  • lamb among the flock
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    • Aug 2008
    • 2

    #76
    Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    YES!! That's quite a bit of fire from you, young lad!! That's the kind of spirit we like to see around here!
    were you speaking to me?

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    • Tantheus
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      • Jul 2008
      • 23

      #77
      Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

      So...trying to critisize my writing style in order to establish a superior position over me. Well I've seen worse on this site. I've seen people who can't even spell the word 'Muslim'. Let me tell you the one thing that you've totally 'slipped up on'. It says on the homepage of this site 'salvation since 1620' but in the bible (and as YOU clearly said) God orders you to hunt down and slaughter all Satan worshippers (inculding witches) and if everything in the bible is true (including Pagans being devil worshippers) then this site and everyone who started it must be going against the bible and YOU people say if you go against the bible then you go against Jesus and if you go against Jesus ( he who is not with me is against me as he said) then you go against God's will and if you go against God's will then you shall be condemned to burn in Hell!! You say that True Christians are the ones who follow everything in the bible and what the medievals followed, but in trying to save witches and other people outside of your religion you're not following them because they didn't even THINK about saving them, they burnt them. That means that you guys must subconscioussly be following Satan!! Tell me that I will go to Hell all you want, I'll guess I'll be seeing you there, too! Ah this site is redolent with the sweet smell of contradictions in the morning!!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22847

        #78
        Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

        Originally posted by Tantheus View Post
        So...trying to critisize my writing style in order to establish a superior position over me.
        May I just mention that “superior” means “above” and “inferior” below”, thus a “superior position” must be “over” something.
        I've seen people who can't even spell the word 'Muslim'.
        I agree, it should be “Moslem.”
        (and here begins a huge garbled sentence encompassing much, which I shall deftly paraphrase)If you don’t hunt witches, you are not a True Christian™
        Well there is an annual witch hunt within the grounds of Landover with no bag limit. (b)Hunting witches and burning them in the rest of the USA is not allowed by federal law and you will recall that Jesus said that we should obey secular law.
        You say that True Christians are the ones who follow everything in the bible and what the medievals followed, but in trying to save witches and other people outside of your religion you're not following them because they didn't even THINK about saving them, they burnt them.
        God is quite clear on this, witches are beyond salvation and “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.”
        That means that you guys must subconscioussly be following Satan!!
        Cretin…
        Tell me that I will go to Hell all you want,
        You’re going to Hell.
        I'll guess I'll be seeing you there, too!
        Only if you look up to heaven and see Jesus and us taking bets on what the Devil will next do to you.
        Ah this site is redolent with the sweet smell of contradictions in the morning!!
        Wrong again…
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #79
          Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

          Originally posted by Tantheus View Post
          Tell me that I will go to Hell all you want.
          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          You’re going to Hell.
          You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell.

          That's enough.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Nail My Coffin
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            • Aug 2008
            • 6

            #80
            Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

            Originally posted by Leper Troll View Post
            What about the Christian preachers and the Chatolic preists that touch little boys or teach their own messed up take on whatever religion the happen to be teaching for?
            I.E.

            Christianity and Catholicism is pervert child molesters.
            All he did was c/p and edit like a fuckin moron. These kids in my neighborhood would get fuckin smash on and their shit kicked in or trying to be "followers of god" With no proof their religion existed. It's all bent around "Who wants to rule the world?"
            Well I do, wicca that shit bitches.
            2 Corinthians 5:10
            For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ.

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            • Bob4God
              Moderator
              Arms Dealer for CHRIST
              Hands folded for Jesus
               
              • Apr 2008
              • 5274

              #81
              Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

              Originally posted by Narish Do Urden View Post
              I.E.
              It's all bent around "Who wants to rule the world?"
              The One True FATHER, SON AND HOLY GHOST rule the world. Always have, always will. You are either with HIM or against HIM.
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              The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
              - Proverbs 15:3

              CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


              CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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              • Nail My Coffin
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                • Aug 2008
                • 6

                #82
                Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell. You’re going to Hell.

                That's enough.

                Your mom is going to hell stop typing.
                Your status is True Christian, yet you commit sin just typin here. Pfft you sir are pathetic. Go piffle a cow
                2 Corinthians 5:10
                For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ.

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                • Nail My Coffin
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                  • Aug 2008
                  • 6

                  #83
                  Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  The One True FATHER, SON AND HOLY GHOST rule the world. Always have, always will. You are either with HIM or against HIM.

                  ZZZ

                  Again not thinkin before you post. I'm not a satanist for not believing in God,
                  if I did I would call him a sissy to his face.


                  In the time of war God v.s. Lucifer
                  My side is my own, because I shall reign supreme for I am Lord Purrhojion, and you kids shall fail.
                  2 Corinthians 5:10
                  For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ.

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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #84
                    Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                    Originally posted by Narish Do Urden View Post
                    In the time of war God v.s. Lucifer
                    My side is my own, because I shall reign supreme for I am Lord Purrhojion, and you kids shall fail.
                    Do you have your very own plastic helmet and wooden sword too??
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                    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                    - Proverbs 15:3

                    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #85
                      Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                      Originally posted by Narish Do Urden View Post
                      I shall reign supreme for I am Lord Purrhojion
                      Lord Purrhojion; what a joke. You're a retard friend.

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                      • Fallen Myface
                        Unsaved Trash, Known anime fag
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 31

                        #86
                        Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                        Alright. Just because a few people in a religion act like that doesn't mean that all people who follow that religion act like that. By your own logic I can say that because you are egotistical, brainwashed, homicidal, genocidal, and incredibly intolerant, then all Christians act this way. Do you see the failure in that logic?
                        You have your thoughts, I have mine. I'm not gonna halt my life just because some old book of quotes preaches about the Land of Neverending Lighters!

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                        • Ebenezer Wright
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 1021

                          #87
                          Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                          Originally posted by Fallen Techno View Post
                          Alright. Just because a few people in a religion act like that doesn't mean that all people who follow that religion act like that. By your own logic I can say that because you are egotistical, brainwashed, homicidal, genocidal, and incredibly intolerant, then all Christians act this way. Do you see the failure in that logic?

                          We are just trying to help you friend, have you heard of tough love?

                          Now turn from your silly ways and accept Jesus Christ! After that I am sure you will no longer be considered a tard.
                          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                          • Fallen Myface
                            Unsaved Trash, Known anime fag
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 31

                            #88
                            Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                            What? That had nothing to do with my post. And for your info, I'm not retarded.
                            You have your thoughts, I have mine. I'm not gonna halt my life just because some old book of quotes preaches about the Land of Neverending Lighters!

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                            • Dark Soul
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                              • Aug 2008
                              • 9

                              #89
                              Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                              Sold...now go hence forth and do what all Christians do, in other words sanctions for killing anything different may now start...
                              Yup, i'm a girl :]

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #90
                                Re: Proof Positive: Wiccians ARE Evil Pervert Witches!

                                Originally posted by Dark Soul View Post
                                Sold...now go hence forth and do what all Christians do, in other words sanctions for killing anything different may now start...
                                Go peddle your wares somewhere else, harlot. This is God's favorite forum, not a slut party.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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