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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Zoomba, Satan's workout.

    God, please give me strength. Right know out side my window in the sports facility across the street where the school kids have PE lessons, are a bunch of hussies dancing around like Satan has possessed them. He probably has! They're listening to that Jamaican voodoo music and other kinds of South American black magic rhythms. They're thrusting their pelvises and gyrating wildly. It's disgusting. I tried to watch the God Channel on TV, but the music is so loud I can't hear it!
    I would post the actual video, but I get in trouble when I video tape the kids having PE class in too tight and short clothes, so I'll just link to Satan Tube so you can see what zoomba is. If you hear your wife saying this word, you better correct her ASAP. If your kids even whisper the word, lock them in the prayer closet for the summer!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ08hJWJhTU
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22869
      #2
      Re: Zoomba, Satan's workout.

      There's a Satanic beat to that music that speaks to the Heart of Darkness. This is voodoo pure and simple. All them women will be biting the heads of black cocks before the night's out, see if they don't!

      They're all fast-tracked to Hell - especially the fat chicks.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251
          #3
          Re: Zoomba, Satan's workout.

          If those women spent more time cooking and cleaning and fetching beers, they wouldn't HAVE to squirm around like a drunken gypsy to stay fit.

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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