[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

The list of wonders must reflect the Christian values the world was supposed to have, not the secular values it currently has. If we include Pyramids and Muslim Hellboxes it only glorifies Satanism and false god worship. It lends credibility to Hinduism whenever the Taj MaHELL is listed amongst the worlds wonders.
This list MUST be a Christian one!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

The list of wonders must reflect the Christian values the world was supposed to have, not the secular values it currently has. If we include Pyramids and Muslim Hellboxes it only glorifies Satanism and false god worship. It lends credibility to Hinduism whenever the Taj MaHELL is listed amongst the worlds wonders.
This list MUST be a Christian one!

Ok then, Marshall, so what items would that list include that are from ancient times? Any? Hmm?
(And if you say 'the earth itself' or 'the bible' I swear I'll scream )

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Ok then, Marshall, so what items would that list include that are from ancient times? Any? Hmm?
(And if you say 'the earth itself' or 'the bible' I swear I'll scream )

Hmmm... let's see, for starters you have the heaven and the earth, Day and Night, Heaven, the seas, grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, the Sun and the Moon, great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind, the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and the human race.
If you're looking for wonders created by Christians, how about Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Look out for similar wonders in Venezuela, North Korea, and all across the Middle East very soon.

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

The King James Bible would certainly be a wonderous addition. A Goldleaf Lambskin-bound Landover Pastors Pick Presidential Limited Edition King James Holy Bible to be exact. It has 2 pounds of goldleaf on it so it's definately a wonder for the ages.

They only make one per real President. Needless to say Bill doesn't possess one although he did desecrate Nixons copy by rolling a joint with the first page.
Hippy.

I already said the main sanctuary at Landover proper would be a good addition.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Hmmm... let's see, for starters you have the heaven and the earth, Day and Night, Heaven, the seas, grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, the Sun and the Moon, great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind, the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and the human race.
If you're looking for wonders created by Christians, how about Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Look out for similar wonders in Venezuela, North Korea, and all across the Middle East very soon.

The King James Bible would certainly be a wonderous addition. A Goldleaf Lambskin-bound Landover Pastors Pick Presidential Limited Edition King James Holy Bible to be exact. It has 2 pounds of goldleaf on it so it's definately a wonder for the ages.

They only make one per real President. Needless to say Bill doesn't possess one although he did desecrate Nixons copy by rolling a joint with the first page.
Hippy.

I already said the main sanctuary at Landover proper would be a good addition.

As promised AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

BT, as for what you said, what's to stop me saying 'no, those things should be on the flying spaghetti monster' list of wonders because it was, indeed, the mighty FSM who created it all

Marshall, there are much older and much more impressive books than that. To consider it a wonder would be utterly ridiculous!

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Older doesn't mean better. Otherwise Lilith would be Queen of the World.
There is no book that is so accurate at teaching man how to act and women how to behave than the King James Bible. It is simply a masterpiece of literature penned by God Himself.
An ORIGINAL perfect condition 1611 Edition KJV should be listed. There is one in Pastor Deacon Freds office right this minute. That office is adjacent to the main sanctuary.

Thats TWO spots on this list filled without leaving the comfort of Jesus Christs favorite gated community.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Those are not wonders. Are they great architechtual achievements for their time? NO!

Are they great achievements? Well, let's see, one of them is a book that has succeeded in corrupting and brainwashing a great deal of humanity, and the other is a church that embodies all those values!

While you're on THAT track, why not list GWB as one of your wonders too?

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Not the man, maybe his Crawford ranch though. I hear it's quite energy efficient.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Not the man, maybe his Crawford ranch though. I hear it's quite energy efficient.

Do you mean that in the liberal or republican sense?
Oh...silly me....of course republican.....so in other words, it's poisoning the planet quite significantly?

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Look here Twisty McPretzel you can't turn my words around!
A house that the annointed President owned while he was saving the planet from Islamic fascism will go down in the historic record mark my words. While it may not be a wonder, it is still better than a pile of Arab rocks or a Satanic stone circle.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Mmmm hmmm.
So the house of one of the most idiotic men in history, which poisons the planet (just as he himself does), should go down in history as a great achievement whereas amazing things created by people with far less technology than us are just rubbish?
Yup, very sensible.

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Lest you forget Ye wee simpleton, President Bush DEFEATED the filthy gay Democrats twice. The last loser recently embarrassed himself by calling US soldiers lazy and stupid which is clearly the opposite of reality. Real good team ya got going there Libby.

And your suggestions for this list would include what?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

I think the things that are already in the 'wonders' list are FINE!

[Marshall]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

While Satan may appreciate your support of this list, I do not. I think it needs to be less in favor of the Black Arts and more in keeping with the way the world should be. Call me a visionary.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Stonehenge glorified

Hmm, so then would you consider Arlington cemetery to be a wonder then, considering that the bible seems to approve of death and killing and war so much?