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  • #61
    Re: Stonehenge glorified

    Again I'm led to wonder why someone as smart as you could possibly be an xtian....you are aware of all these sad, horrible facts....if your god is all powerful, why has this all powerful being not stepped in to stop the world being destroyed?

    And please don't say 'read the book of revelations your airheaded harlot'.
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    • #62
      Re: Stonehenge glorified

      Read the Book of Revelations you airheaded harlot! This is the End of Times and the beginning of the tribulation during which the earth becomes covered in tribbles. We know who they are! They are ragheaded sand-tribbles and JESUS is coming back with a sword in His mouth to help kill them.
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      • #63
        Re: Stonehenge glorified

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        Read the Book of Revelations you airheaded harlot! This is the End of Times and the beginning of the tribulation during which the earth becomes covered in tribbles. We know who they are! They are ragheaded sand-tribbles and JESUS is coming back with a sword in His mouth to help kill them.
        Heh, a bit hard for the predictions of revelations to come true if everyone's already dead.
        Not to mention the fact that the book of revelations was written about a time thousands of years ago......the time of the Romans, been and gone.
        Not to mention the fact that the bible is bulldonkey!
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        • #64
          Re: Stonehenge glorified

          How about Donald Trumps 80 ft flagpole? Thats a wonder AND it's Jesus approved because it has a 15x25ft Old Glory flying high at the top.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • #65
            Re: Stonehenge glorified

            Originally posted by Marshall View Post
            How about Donald Trumps 80 ft flagpole? Thats a wonder AND it's Jesus approved because it has a 15x25ft Old Glory flying high at the top.
            Exactly. Which one of these seems more impressive to you?

            or

            Face it, if comparing those images doesn't completely and utterly convince you of the glorious superiority of Christian Americans over all pagan scum, then you're probably blind or queer.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #66
              Re: Stonehenge glorified

              Or both.

              The Statue of Liberty.
              Donald Trumps flagpole.
              USS George H. W. Bush (CVN-77)
              Yellowstone National Park
              The perfect condition original KJV1611 in our Pastors Office
              The Biltmore House
              Ronald Reagans gravesite
              Landover Baptist Churches main sanctuary in Freehold Iowa
              The McDonalds that Mikhail Moore hasn't eaten at yet.
              The reclaimed-for-Jesus AirAmerica studio.

              Any of these things are better than the rock circles and pointy rockpiles.

              You know, Van HELLzink, with all your protesting over these wornout rock things...one might imagine that you and our other resident pebble worshipping starfreak might be an item.


              *edit:That McDonalds was an urban legend.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • #67
                Re: Stonehenge glorified

                The rocks, for their time, are more impressive, All the things you mention, modern technology helped create. That's hardly impressive.
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                • #68
                  Re: Stonehenge glorified

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  The rocks, for their time, are more impressive, All the things you mention, modern technology helped create. That's hardly impressive.
                  You and your moral relativism. Have you ever considered that modern technology might be considered a wonder in itself, and the fact that Jesus showers such wonderous technology upon our glorious civilisation is undeniable proof that Christ Our Lord pwns your false rock gods?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Stonehenge glorified

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    The rocks, for their time, are more impressive, All the things you mention, modern technology helped create. That's hardly impressive.
                    Yes it is much more impressive that a bunch of savages piled rocks up have a place to bury the people they murdered to worship the moon.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Stonehenge glorified

                      If Van HELLsing doesn't think the most advanced thing man has ever made(CVN77) is a wonder then she is no better than the idiots who left it off the list.
                      Jesus gave us the knowledge to create this impressive carrier and to ignore His love for America by not placing it on a list of wonders is beyond the pale.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Stonehenge glorified

                        Modern technology is a part of process and evolution. Modern technology only exists because of original ideas being improved upon by descending generations. It would only be a wonder if it had existed in the time of Stonhenge. Which, as far as we know anyway, it didn't.

                        Face it, Stonehenge kicks your ass.
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                        • #72
                          Re: Stonehenge glorified

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Modern technology is a part of process and evolution. Modern technology only exists because of original ideas being improved upon by descending generations. It would only be a wonder if it had existed in the time of Stonhenge. Which, as far as we know anyway, it didn't.

                          Face it, Stonehenge kicks your ass.
                          All technology is here because of Jesus. All of it. There is nothing that has ever happened or will happen that isn't because Jesus wanted it so. You may not agree or understand that all the time, but it is still true.

                          Face it, Jesus always wins.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #73
                            Re: Stonehenge glorified

                            It isn't true, whenever I hear you say that my mind is strangely drawn to the image of a child stamping their foot and going 'cuz I SAY SO!' Which is, in effect, what you are doing.
                            You have no proof other than the words in a book, and what makes your creation theory any more right than the many others WHICH CAME BEFORE??
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                            • #74
                              Re: Stonehenge glorified

                              what makes your creation theory any more right than the many others WHICH CAME BEFORE??

                              We have the blueprint and the Author's name is on it.
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                              • #75
                                Re: Stonehenge glorified

                                Stonehenge WAS a wonder when the Earth was young? Now we have nuclear powered aircraft carriers named for Americas finest living President(out of office).

                                So this amazing and Godly aircraft carrier would have been a wonder 5000 years ago but it isn't now? That doesn't make sense.
                                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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