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  • moabite
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    • Feb 2008
    • 3

    #1

    You baptists suck!

    I don't care if you're real christians or not, you guys act just like those hill billy patriotic southern baptist bigots.

    real christians speak in tongues.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: You baptists suck!

    Thanks for pointing that out. Talking with my teeth was getting to be a real pain.

    edit--
    Also, racist talk like that will likely get you in trouble, CLOSET MORMON.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #3
      Re: You baptists suck!

      Why must you be so angry, friend? Smile -- God loves you!

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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      • Juliette
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 705

        #4
        Re: You baptists suck!

        Originally posted by moabite View Post
        I don't care if you're real christians or not, you guys act just like those hill billy patriotic southern baptist bigots.

        real christians speak in tongues.
        Wow. All this hatred.

        Don't you love Jesus?


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        • RevColinJamesTodd
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 100

          #5
          Re: You baptists suck!

          Originally posted by moabite View Post
          I don't care if you're real christians or not, you guys act just like those hill billy patriotic southern baptist bigots.

          real christians speak in tongues.
          Wow! This is the most hateful thing I have EVER read. Really, I am VERY offended by your cruel hateful words. Apologise NOW!

          It's bigots like YOU who give REAL Christians a bad name. What a shame no-one castrated your worthless alcoholic father, before he had the chance to dump his disease-ridden seed into that stinking hell-hole your mother has the cheek to call vagina. I know it would have only resulted in one less welfare cheat, but it would have been start.

          Rev C Todd.

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #6
            Re: You baptists suck!

            Originally posted by moabite View Post
            I don't care if you're real christians or not, you guys act just like those hill billy patriotic southern baptist bigots.

            real christians speak in tongues.
            You claim to know about real Christians, but yet in another thread you say you're close to abandoning the faith..
            That only goes to prove you don't have a clue as to what you're talking about, and that you've never been Saved in the first place.

            The fact that you fools PRETEND to speak in tongues don't make you Saved!
            You only "speak in tongues" because it's a popular thing to do among FALSE "Christians" and so easily faked!
            You THINK it makes you Saved, and so of course, you feel you must be able to do it too - and you start faking it.
            And even if you actually did it for real (Which you don't, you can't lie to the Spirit!) not speaking in tongues does not make one unsaved:

            Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit.
            And there are differences of administrations, but the same Lord.
            And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all.
            But the manifestation of the Spirit is given to every man to profit withal.
            For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;
            To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
            To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits;
            To another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
            But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.
            For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body:
            So also is Christ.
            1 Corinthians 12:4-12

            You're a heretic and currently headed to hell in a wicker-basket.
            REPENT!
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • Ahimaaz Smith
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 2549

              #7
              Re: You baptists suck!

              Originally posted by moabite View Post
              I don't care if you're real christians or not, you guys act just like those hill billy patriotic southern baptist bigots.

              real christians speak in tongues.
              It's sad that in this day and age people still stereotype Southerners and believers as "hillbillies" and "bigots." Have you no sense of shame?

              Yes, we True Christians™ are unabashedly patriotic. Remember what Jesus taught:

              Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny. And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's. Matthew 22:19-21

              Personally, I'm proud to support a country that is keeping the world safe for freedom and democracy, just as we have done time and time again. Plus, our money says "In God We Trust." What's not to love about a country like that?

              Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: You baptists suck!

                Originally posted by moabite View Post
                I don't care if you're real christians or not, you guys act just like those hill billy patriotic southern baptist bigots.

                real christians speak in tongues.
                It is unfortunate that this view still persists and we often have a hard time correcting it. Misinformed people and those not incapable of sophistication and nuance usually express it. We long ago abandoned any hope of reconciliation with Southern Baptists, or for that matter, any other Baptist congregation. We've had to move to Iowa to completely disassociate ourselves with those old stereotypes.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: You baptists suck!

                  I'd rather be a Baptist than a Moabite.

                  Deuteronomy 23:3 An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever.

                  The whole of Jeremiah 48 is just the Lord calling down disses upon you. What does that tell you?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Roberta
                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1817

                    #10
                    Re: You baptists suck!

                    In reality, this one is really a Homoabite! That's why he is so into the fellatio thing!
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • CIWY-the Boring One
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 11

                      #11
                      Re: You baptists suck!

                      Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                      It's sad that in this day and age people still stereotype Southerners and believers as "hillbillies" and "bigots." Have you no sense of shame?
                      Have you no shame for saying that, yet you make stereotypes on African Americans? I hope you go to Hell. =l

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                      • Roberta
                        Anti La Leche League Organizer
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1817

                        #12
                        Re: You baptists suck!

                        Do you mean people born in Africa who are now US citizens? Almost all the ones I have met are well educated, well met and very, very civilized. European Americans and Asian Americans impress me the same way.

                        Now if you want to talk about the American nigras who get all coked up and hip-hop around with a boom box blaring obscene mumbo jumbo while the rest of us go to work... .
                        Last edited by Roberta; 08-25-2008, 11:22 AM.
                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22887

                          #13
                          Re: You baptists suck!

                          Have you no shame for saying that, yet you make stereotypes on African Americans? I hope you go to Hell. =l
                          I see no stereotyping other than where you think that we here in the pleasant town of Freehold are all tarred with the same brush and should go to Hell!

                          Tell me, in view of your moral short-sightedness, do you think that stereotyping is good or bad?

                          Confess, son, you think we are all the same don’t you? Come on, admit it, you stereotyped us, didn’t you?

                          Let me tell you that we are united in the absolute belief in the Word of God as displayed in the God-Given KJV Bible in its entirety. That said, we are from that point out as different a bunch of characters as you would find anywhere.

                          What’s your real problem? Struggling with the devil when Christ wants you to love him? Is that it?

                          Speak with us, ask questions, get real answers – if it’s true, we’ll tell you, and we’ll tell you with Bible references that come direct from the Lord of Hosts Himself.

                          See the beauty and poetry of His Word, His Mercy, His Love and His Compassion.

                          You may wish to start by looking at Judges 11:30 to 39 for what it means to be true to The Lord.
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