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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2026
    • 15118
    #16
    Re: piffle YOUR FACE

    Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
    Piffle means fark.

    its the best word ever. God invented it.

    God & Jesus can suck my d!ck. they arent real and neither is this site.
    I can assure you Sister, this Site is as real as Jesus and the Fires of Hell........and your "D!ck".

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912
        #17
        Re: piffle YOUR FACE

        Originally posted by Ilovejesus View Post
        Piffle means fiddle stick.

        its the best word ever. God invented it.

        God & Jesus can suck my Pentecostal. they arent real and neither is this site.
        Y'know, the only Pentecostal I knew was a dwarf.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Justina Thyme
            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2007
            • 1718
            #18
            Re: piffle YOUR FACE

            And may I assume that all of his, er, attributes were in proportion to his diminutive size, Brother Ezekiel?
            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

            A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
             Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
            LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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