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  • SheepOfGod
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2010
    • 119

    #1051
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    I find it funny how icp claims to stand for God yet most of the juggalos Iv'e encountered are athiests.
    GOD HATE FAGS
    Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #1052
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by SheepOfGod View Post
      I find it funny how icp claims to stand for God yet most of the juggalos Iv'e encountered are athiests.
      They're all satan worshipers. It's a well known fact.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Aziz Mahood
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2010
        • 31

        #1053
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        I thought I once belonged to a radical group. Just proves clown are evil...evil

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        • MsJuggalette54
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Nov 2010
          • 1

          #1054
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          me i am a juggalette and i kno about juggalos and juggalettes

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #1055
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Originally posted by MsJuggalette54 View Post
            me i am a juggalette and i kno about juggalos and juggalettes
            Congratulations on being a hell bound piece of white trash who worships clowns.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Justin Z
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 130

              #1056
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              [Violent J]
              What is a juggalo?
              A dead body
              Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like
              Anybody that you've ever met before
              He'll eat monopoly and sh*t out connect four
              This is obvious satanism. They gave their souls for the ability to eat monopoly and have connect 4 come out as their stool.

              Also, it is confirmed California officially branded them as a gang and unchristian.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #1057
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by MsJuggalette54 View Post
                me i am a juggalette and i kno about juggalos and juggalettes
                So then you know that the Insane Clown Pussies claim to be evangelical Christians, yet also inspire their fans to rape and murder and steal.

                Please explain how you reconcile these facts.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #1058
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by ambweezy View Post
                  we believe in god, we just dont believe in the perfect god most do.
                  Then who do you believe in? Allah?
                  Originally posted by ambweezy View Post
                  Agreed, many juggalos lead normal lives and are honest hard working people. The "juggalos" that walk around thinking that they're soo amazing and calling themselves juggalos to seem like bada**'s are what you'd call posers. They go along with all the wrong aspects of juggalos for all of the wrong reasons. We arn't all that way.
                  I suppose next you'll be telling us that not everyone who believes in socialist healthcare wants to set up Stalinist gulags. Pull the other one, it's got insane clown bells on. A clown is a clown is a piece of hellbound juggalo trash.
                  Originally posted by MsJuggalette54 View Post
                  me i am a juggalette and i kno about juggalos and juggalettes
                  No you don't. We are fundamentalist Christians, so Christ has guided us to learn everything that is worth knowing about anything. You are not a fundamentalist Christian, which means you are either a complete mental cripple or just incurably dishonest. Therefore, it only stands to reason that we, not you, are the people to ask about juggalos.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Able's Avenger!
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 56

                    #1059
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    What is everyone talking about on here? Juggalos are polite, intelligent, God-fearing, *literate* individuals with keen fashion and musical sense. . .

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                    • Lycia The Repentant
                      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 2019

                      #1060
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                      What is everyone talking about on here? Juggalos are polite, intelligent, God-fearing, *literate* individuals with keen fashion and musical sense. . .

                      Here, I fixed that quote up for you.
                      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                      • Able's Avenger!
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 56

                        #1061
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                        Here, I fixed that quote up for you.
                        Well, Lycia, I didn't want to bang readers over the head, like a Juggalo hopped up on crank before an ICP riot

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22363

                          #1062
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                          What is everyone talking about on here? Juggalos are polite, intelligent, God-fearing, *literate* individuals with keen fashion and musical sense. . .
                          At least, that is what they think while they are doing drugs.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #1063
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by Able's Avenger! View Post
                            Well, Lycia, I didn't want to bang readers over the head, like a Juggalo hopped up on crank before an ICP riot
                            Come to think of it, this forum does need a feces-flinging monkey smiley. We could call it :juggalo:.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Able's Avenger!
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 56

                              #1064
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Excellent idea, Brother! Shout His GLORY and PRAISE!

                              I know it is difficult with such tiny little dancing squint-eyed slope-headed caricatures, but maybe we could also have them wearing some sag-ass jeans, way bellow the bottom of the cheeks like an inner-city soul brotha, lots of black, like a goth, and sporting "Juggalo" in Olde English Text. Maybe it could be detailed, like the one with the three A-rabs and scribble on top.

                              As a side-note: I was looking for a regular tongue-sticking-out emoticon, but could only fine a chinaman/digger hybrid. Am I missing a more standard one?

                              It's fascinating how these icons differ so much across the internet fora. I'm a member of several other collections of internet fora, like the Conservative Gun Club, Young Republicans, and Border Patrol United.

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                              • Ninjalo
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 14

                                #1065
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Honestly how can anybody say whos religion is right? Im a Juggalo and that means i accept anybody of any race religion or background. I respect all unless they disrespect me. The lyrics of our music are written to send out a message of what not to do and also to say that all are equal if you dont believe me look up the song Thy Unveiled by ICP on youtube.com

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