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  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Not likely seeings how your a witch. You need to quit your coven and stop sacrifing Christian babies to satan first.
    Correction.. I think you mean virgins, so you better get all the choir boys ya can Pastor Ezekiel......Before I get them and steal them from your pedo petting claws of holy molestation...
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Feminazi bitches who spend their time flapping their pie hole instead of scrubbing toilets will join the queers, witches, joos, and other heathens in the lake of fire. Enjoy hell, juggaloser. We can't wait to hear your screams.
    I dare you to walk into any real christian church... Not some piffleed up religion who quotes themselves to be christian but have only indeed perverted the name of christ and made it into something sexist... Like this blasphemy here...

    With beliefs like this, you'll be waiting hell in to meet me hopefully.. But I'll be in heaven... Also yes only God decides who gets into heaven even if they are saved or not.... I'm sure ya believe that death ridden babies get into heaven right? But how when half of them are unsaved so yea that answers that.. To be honest who the piffle really knows this could all be one big joke, what if there real is no heaven or hell, then what? Worm food.. I guess, it's already proven we decompose and feed the earth so yea... Still though what if god looked you dead in the face at the gates of heaven and said sorry you've lived your life wrongly and can not pass..

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    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by Nykalette View Post
      Correction.. I think you mean virgins, so you better get all the choir boys ya can Pastor Ezekiel......Before I get them and steal them from your pedo petting claws of holy molestation...
      You have us confused with the Catholics. We do not have child-molesting, dress-wearing priests.
      I dare you to walk into any real christian church... Not some piffleed up religion who quotes themselves to be christian but have only indeed perverted the name of christ and made it into something sexist... Like this blasphemy here...
      Please show us how anything posted by a Pastor or a True Christian™ is "sexist". Use Scripture.

      I'll wait.
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      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
        V. God gave you (well, if you were a man) free will to help spread the Good News! But, seeing as you're a female, God did not bestow you with free will! The only point of your existence is to do what your husband says after you turn 12!

        -I really do hope I've been a big help! Feel free to PM me if you have anymore "tough" (for a woman, anyways) questions!

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        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by Add Color View Post
          I was speaking to the original poster. Of course, I understand your lack of understanding. Your gender clearly explains that.
          Originally posted by Add Color View Post
          My username comes from the color I add to my wife's skin when she gets out of line. I am an alpaca breeder and currently am looking for a place to remember the sabbath and keep it holy.
          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          I'm glad I don't have to answer that question. On one hand, I've heard that they're meant to be excellent, but on the other, having to pay a woman a compliment would really stick in my manly craw.
          Originally posted by Cheshire View Post
          I find taste-testing it yourself works perfectly. If you do it too dry, add water.Too spongy, get your husband to..beat some sense into you, and re-make it.

          Repeat until you get it right.


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          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            In fact I bet this is why you call this FORUM a fawking church..

            Cuase you got kicked out of all the real churches around you for your ways..


            Mendeed - Act of Sorrow:
            In time I will rise to defeat these demons
            Demons are sent to slay, here in the night to haunt my dreams
            The souls they've taken are tearing my flesh as I fall
            I now succumb to their darkness

            From within this plague of ghost and shadows
            Time does not heal
            Eternal wasting
            Still I hold onto this hope

            Survival rests in my hands, as does my destiny
            I must prepare for Judgement Day

            _


            As I Lay Dying - Foresaken:
            ive looked straight into your eyes
            and turned my head for the last time
            because i was scared to leave these walls in ruin
            like the fate of those who trust in themselves
            we are alone and afraid

            i know you are the one we left behind
            yet somehow we are the ones who are alone
            i will no longer turn my head
            i will never forget you
            you are the one we left behind
            you are the forsaken

            weve built our confidence
            on broken dreams now left for dead
            yet weve been condemned
            to chase these dreams that never end

            our selfishness consumes us
            until the whole world is not enough
            forgive the day that i erased your name
            for its the memory of me that will decay


            _


            War of Ages - False Prophet: (hrmmm maybe thats Paster Ezekiel!! LoL)
            Put my life back on its course and remove all doubt from my soul
            You've left me here with false hope and now you sit back
            And you watch me die tear me down with my undying breath
            I risk everything obey the truth in this I trust in you stripped from shame
            Without him all is lost reclaim my soul bring me new life
            I'm not alone, free my soul here's my heart with this life I hold
            You in condemned for all to unveil what you've become and
            How you brought me down bow your head

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            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              You have us confused with the Catholics. We do not have child-molesting, dress-wearing priests.
              Please show us how anything posted by a Pastor or a True Christian™ is "sexist". Use Scripture.

              I'll wait.
              Well since you asked so nicely... I'll shall provide you with proof then, or should I say truth..

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
              (sniplette)bitches who spend their time flapping their pie hole instead of scrubbing toilets(/sniplette)
              URL]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=9154&page=46#454[/url]
              -Regards, sincerely Tha infamous n1nj4Lo

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              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by Nykalette View Post
                Well since you asked so nicely... I'll shall provide you with proof then, or should I say truth..



                -Regards, sincerely Tha infamous n1nj4Lo
                I said, "use Scripture". How can you, using Scripture, prove that it is not God's Plan for women to be cleaning and cooking for men?
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                • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  But Salvation is through faith, for the jews could do work too...
                  I hate to disagree, Brother, but I have to correct you here. Have you ever met a kike? A more workshy mob of layabouts you'll never find. They make Mexicans look diligent and hard-working.
                  Originally posted by GodLovesJuggalosNot View Post
                  Wow, you're a bigger 'tard than I originally thought. No one can attest to that because I've never heard that crap before. It's called a FAYGO shower and its SODA.. Not anywhere close to bbq, loser.
                  Friend, I spent much of last week preaching to a gang of wild queers, and none of them were depraved enough to take "f*yg* sh*w*rs". I feel dirty even just writing that phrase.
                  Originally posted by GodLovesJuggalosNot View Post
                  I have a boston terrier that wears pink all the time. Sheesh. Anyway...
                  Why are you so full of hate for Jesus that you even want to turn the dogs queer?
                  Originally posted by LutheranWitch View Post
                  Again I say I am none of the things you called me. Do you honestly believe that GOD thinks it's alright for you to call people such filthy names?
                  Lutheran isn't just a filthy name, it's also an accurate description for monsters like you.
                  Originally posted by Nykalette View Post
                  Also yes only God decides who gets into heaven even if they are saved or not.... I'm sure ya believe that death ridden babies get into heaven right?
                  No, we don't. Where did you get that from?
                  But how when half of them are unsaved so yea that answers that..
                  Corrrect. Well, correct-ish. They're all unsaved, so they all go to Hell.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    "death-ridden" babies?

                    Is that what juggahos bear?
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      If you want to learn about Jesus, you've come to the right place. Step one would be to abandon your filthy perverted juggalo ways and stop defending them. There is no way to be a juggalo and a True Christian™, I promise you.

                      Read through THIS thread, and then click on the PAYPAL button at the bottom of this page to show how serious you are.
                      I'm back!
                      I don't need to pay you to larn about Jesus, I just wanted a better understanding of where you all are comming from cuz prejudice and racisim are highly questionable in "Gods Plan" Moses didn't have to pay for the 10 Commandments and he wasn't paid to write Genisis....why should i pay you?

                      as for you past quotes Pastor Ezekiel:
                      Quote:
                      "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them." -- Lev 20:23

                      "I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel." -- Zephaniah 1:8

                      Leviticus 20:23 applies to the "children of" and generally people living in Israel. It says nothing of America!
                      AND
                      Zephniah 1:8 speaks of strange apparel from other nations, worn to be "favoured" among peers and/or to seem "glorious" or wealthy. So, unless someone is wearing clothing from another nation, in order to be liked or seem like someone they are not, it does not apply.

                      Try another one....this time, READ THE BIBLE and do your studies! I'd hate for a JUGGALO to make you look bad......

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                      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        That verse applies to all Saved(r) Christians, not just joos. Ditto the 10 commandments, and every other commandment is the Holy Bible.

                        How long did it take you to come up with that weak response? So far, I'm not impressed.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          That verse applies to all Saved® Christians, not just joos. Ditto the 10 commandments, and every other commandment is the Holy Bible.

                          How long did it take you to come up with that weak response? So far, I'm not impressed.
                          First of all, I never said it applies only to Jews, and second, it does apply to all, all in israel, as it very clearly states in at the begining of the chapter......show me

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                          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by JesseJames View Post
                            First of all, I never said it applies only to Jews, and second, it does apply to all, all in israel, as it very clearly states in at the begining of the chapter......show me
                            Are you trying to claim that God's commandments in the Old Testament don't apply to Americans?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              No, simply trying to prove a point, with the bible it's all about interpretation, not just yours and mine. There are many things in the bible that everyone interprets diferently to a certain extent, including the people over the years that translated it from the original languages that it was written in. Their interpretations during the translations could have distorted the real message. My "arguement" stands on the fact that it is written in black and white in Leviticus "the children of Israel" of course, logically, it can be assumed that we, all over the world, are meant to follow them. BUT, in the KJV, the true word of God i believe you call it, it doesn't say "the children of all the known world and lands yet to be discovered", it says Israel. Who are we to assume what God might have really meant?

                              I don't really belive my arguement, but it is a valid one. So, enlighten me, who are you to push your interpretation upon others who may see it differently?

                              How do you know the KJV is the true word of God?

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                              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by JesseJames View Post
                                No, simply trying to prove a point, with the bible it's all about interpretation, not just yours and mine. There are many things in the bible that everyone interprets diferently to a certain extent, including the people over the years that translated it from the original languages that it was written in. Their interpretations during the translations could have distorted the real message. My "arguement" stands on the fact that it is written in black and white in Leviticus "the children of Israel" of course, logically, it can be assumed that we, all over the world, are meant to follow them. BUT, in the KJV, the true word of God i believe you call it, it doesn't say "the children of all the known world and lands yet to be discovered", it says Israel. Who are we to assume what God might have really meant?
                                The unsaved have scales on their eyes and are blinded to God's Word. It's because your father is satan.

                                John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.



                                Originally posted by JesseJames View Post
                                I don't really belive my arguement, but it is a valid one. So, enlighten me, who are you to push your interpretation upon others who may see it differently?
                                God's Word is not open to interpretation. We take it as He gives it.

                                2 Peter 1:20: Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
                                And what kind of a fool argues a point that he doesn't even believe? What a tool you are Jesse!

                                Originally posted by JesseJames View Post
                                How do you know the KJV is the true word of God?
                                That is an excellent question. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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