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  • #31
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Ah. So the song "What is a Juggalo" is a way of saying what a Juggalo is.

    I never would have suspected that. Or SAID that.

    Now tell me, in English (instead of your chosen tongue, which I take to be a combination of Clown and Retard) what YOU think that song tells you a Juggalo is. I already said what I think it says a Juggalo is . . . trailer trash, envious of anyone with an actual job and income, and happy to physically assault anyone who is his better while in a drunken rage.

    What about the song hood rats by blaze? or spin the bottle by twiztid? They say that sex before marriage is ok when God says its not! All you juggalos and lettes are a bunch of freaks I know what really goes on @ the shows! I used to go when I was a heathen, I was a juggalette but thank God I finally got saved! Oh and what about the chant? Family, family,!? Ha this aughta be good!

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    • #32
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by Juggalo69 View Post
      ok For god sake im talking to you why do u think were scum fornicating baby killers what led you to that idea and justina im sorry i must have misunderstood ur post and Jenny the song "what is a juggalo" is just a way of getting the point acroos of what a juggalo is we dont really do anything in that song but it is an exageration to say we dont give a piffle and yes a better aspect because we dont bomb abortion clinic yell at and beatup gays and anybody of a different religion yes the juggalos you saw (who may as well bein posers) were dressing baggy and nasty looking that doesnt meen all juggalos dress like that and who the piffle is Louis Prima IIRC.
      Ahem...
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      • #33
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Ahem...
        Brother Bathfire, I do hope that isn't how Juggalos celebrate Easter!
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        • #34
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          I thought I'd read something about Juggalos here.

          Perhaps Dead Dog would like to review this thread and tell us again about how "Christian" the Insane Juggalo Pussies are?
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          • #35
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            On behalf of some struggling souls in the UK I would like to thank Sister Jenny D for alerting us to this crazed cult of Jiggaboo...

            It is a new one on us...
            As yet we have not encountered any of these heathen satanspawn ................yet.

            It amazes me that anyone can embrace an abberration such as rap as having any aspect of holiness about it...
            I suppose that underlines the satanic origins of this jiggleloo cult...

            After all, how could rap be anything except profane . We need go no further than see what terribly bad poetry it is , to see at once it is demonic and beyond salvation...
            Surely more than me must have spotted that rap just needs a 'c' adding to make it self defining...

            As for that poster JugglersElbow96 , well he is a one...
            At least I suspect he is, or she , or it, is... a ONE.

            I noticed he berated a saved poster for not
            " respecting the individual choice about being a homosexual"...or some such nonsense.

            Now hang on... ever since the 70's homoloos and dykeloos have been banging away about how their personal perversions are not choices,
            but rather they are " just made that way "...

            Now , what exactly is this poster Jigglersgrope33 trying to warn us about...
            That he has discovered a plot wherein all those sinful depraved perverted homos and dyksters have been lying to us, and they all know they just up and opted to sin...

            Or , maybe that just slipped out by accident, and it was God's will that this deceitful Juggling Bo' be snared by his own arrogance into offering us that intel...
            As if we didn't know...
            Still, it is good to see one of their own trip over their own lying tongues in such a porch/rocker/and banjo sort of way.

            I say this with deepest Chritian charity JinglingBullsh** , burn in deepest hell for all eternity...
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            • #36
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Disturbingly enough, it appears that these servants of Satan are interbreeding with other, equally despicable cults:
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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              • #37
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Insane Juggalo Pussies
                Sweet JESUS, Reverend, that sounds like Rrrock and Rrrrroll!

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                • #38
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  wow. you people are horrible. you are so full of hate towards everyone that is not you. how can you people call yourselves spawn of god when you want everyone who is not as you call perfect to rot in hell. help your fellow human being, dont tell tyhem to go to hell. and i cant beleive you people call yourselves preachers and whatver. you are all barbaric.

                  MCL
                  (much clown love)

                  and watup juggablow?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Originally posted by colafood View Post
                    wow. you people are horrible. you are so full of hate towards everyone that is not you. how can you people call yourselves spawn of god when you want everyone who is not as you call perfect to rot in hell. help your fellow human being, dont tell tyhem to go to hell. and i cant beleive you people call yourselves preachers and whatver. you are all barbaric.

                    MCL
                    (much clown love)

                    and watup juggablow?
                    Did you read the lyrics, describing what a "juggalo" is?

                    It's disgusting, violent, anti-Christian, and depraved. All such cretins will, indeed, burn in Hell unless they give up their juggalo ways and become Saved(c) True Christians(tm)!

                    Do you WANT to go to Hell?
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                    • #40
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      its a JOKE! that is not what a juggalo is. that is just a song. a juggalo is someone who doesnt care what people think of them. they just try to be themselves. they also are good people, just most are in tough spots like their born into poverty, or things like that. juggalos will not go to hell. they are accepting and loving and embrace life in all forms.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by colafood View Post
                        its a JOKE! that is not what a juggalo is. that is just a song. a juggalo is someone who doesnt care what people think of them. they just try to be themselves. they also are good people, just most are in tough spots like their born into poverty, or things like that. juggalos will not go to hell. they are accepting and loving and embrace life in all forms.

                        So basically they should be celebrated for their open mindedness.And they will not go to hell becuse in MY OPINION there is no hell(unless you count this forum).
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                        • #42
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by GAY_Tool View Post
                          [..]And they will not go to hell becuse in MY OPINION there is no hell[...]
                          Oh, so you are the Ruler of the Universe are you son? You know just everything? There's nothing that escapes your attention, except spelling and grammar? So, you now take the place of God and you say who's hellbound or not and whether hell is there? You sound like a bit of a false prophet, son.

                          I suggest a little light reading of Revelations
                          Re:20:10: And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
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                          • #43
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            But its ok for you to tell me that i'm a false prophet? Hypocrite much?
                            You got to love Drag cars, they are better then two lesbians making out on a carpet.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by colafood View Post
                              its a JOKE! that is not what a juggalo is. that is just a song. a juggalo is someone who doesnt care what people think of them. they just try to be themselves. they also are good people, just most are in tough spots like their born into poverty, or things like that. juggalos will not go to hell. they are accepting and loving and embrace life in all forms.
                              Really? So beating Christians up is a joke? Attacking innocent young girls is a joke? That whole song is just a joke?

                              Juggalos are not True Christians(tm). Therefore, they will go to Hell, along with their (your) Insane Clown Overlords.

                              If you want to avoid Hell, I suggest you learn to care what someone thinks of you: Jesus! His opinion is the only one that matters to a True Christian(tm), not that of some mentally-unstable circus performer!
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                              • #45
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                shutup. juggalos dont beat down christians for being christians or rape girls or do any of that stuff. a true jggalo doesnt follow icp like a cult and buy their merchandise to be a juggalo. a true juggalo has an understanding for all life and treats others the way they woul lik to be treated. the only people juggalos have a problem with is haters. crooked preachers. and crack heads. icp doesnt encourage the use of any hard drugs and they do follow god.

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