[LutheranWitch]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Wow, I'm a juggaloser lezbean (thought it was LESBIAN you tard) wiccan who's leader is a Lutheran....NEWS FLASH TO ME!!! God that is so wonderful of you to point out to me, now my life makes complete and utter sense! Thank you OH SO VERY MUCH!!!

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Wow, I'm a juggaloser lezbean (thought it was LESBIAN you tard) wiccan who's leader is a Lutheran....NEWS FLASH TO ME!!! God that is so wonderful of you to point out to me, now my life makes complete and utter sense! Thank you OH SO VERY MUCH!!!

Yes! The Lord is with us! We have a repentant Juggalo lesbian in a coven who could set a fine example for this other Pagan Juggalo lesbian Feminazi harlot!

Oh, thank you Almighty God for showing this woman the error of her ways! PRAISE BABY JESUS, LORD AND SAVIOR!

[LutheranWitch]

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Yes! The Lord is with us! We have a repentant Juggalo lesbian in a coven who could set a fine example for this other Pagan Juggalo lesbian Feminazi harlot!

Oh, thank you Almighty God for showing this woman the error of her ways! PRAISE BABY JESUS, LORD AND SAVIOR!

I was being sarcastic you idiot, I am none of these, least of all a harlot. You know, I thought the bible said "Though shalt not judge" and "Let ye without sin cast the first stone" You are all judging and casting stones left and right.

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

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Good to see you guys welcomed my good friend here so well. But I'm back kiddies.. focus your energy on me cos I've got scriptures!!

A new commandment I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. John 13:34

Be devoted to one another in brotherly love. Romans 12:10

Live in harmony with one another. Romans 12:16

Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in your brother's way. Romans 14:13

Accept one another, then, just as Christ accepted you, in order to bring praise to God. Romans 15:7

[Tertius The Scribe]

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I was being sarcastic you idiot, I am none of these, least of all a harlot. You know, I thought the bible said "Though shalt not judge" and "Let ye without sin cast the first stone" You are all judging and casting stones left and right.

You disappoint me, Un-Christian harlot! How dare you come in a God-oriented place, and, knowing that sarcasm should only be applied by real Christians, you have the audacity to use it! Well, you, Lesbian Pagan Lutheran Juggalo Whore Of Babylon, will be happy to know that you too can receive eternal salvation, all for the price of willfully forfeiting every waking moment to the Lord and ridding yourself of the atrocious, dyke, New Age witchcraft! Or, you can pay the ultimate price for actually maintaining your free will (): an eternity of anguish, despair, torture, and suffering in a realm of fire run by the homosexual Catholic known as Satan! And so, I beggeth of ye, repent, ye ignorant Jezebel dyke!

You know not what you are doing when you spit on God's salvation and choose to be a hypocritical harlot, trying to use Holy Scripture against those of us that are truly Saved!

[LutheranWitch]

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You disappoint me, Un-Christian harlot! How dare you come in a God-oriented place, and, knowing that sarcasm should only be applied by real Christians, you have the audacity to use it! Well, you, Lesbian Pagan Lutheran Juggalo Whore Of Babylon, will be happy to know that you too can receive eternal salvation, all for the price of willfully forfeiting every waking moment to the Lord and ridding yourself of the atrocious, dyke, New Age witchcraft! Or, you can pay the ultimate price for actually maintaining your free will (): an eternity of anguish, despair, torture, and suffering in a realm of fire run by the homosexual Catholic known as Satan! And so, I beggeth of ye, repent, ye ignorant Jezebel dyke!

You know not what you are doing when you spit on God's salvation and choose to be a hypocritical harlot, trying to use Holy Scripture against those of us that are truly Saved!

Again I say I am none of the things you called me. Do you honestly believe that GOD thinks it's alright for you to call people such filthy names? Especially when you don't even know that person. Shame on you! Answer me this and I will consider "repenting", if I'm not supposed to use the free will GOD gave me...then why did he give it to me?

This whole site is highly amusing. I thank all of you for giving me a good laugh.

[mamawifeandlette]

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Ok, you self-righteous, "Holier than thou" bastards. Last time I checked the Bible says "Judge not, that ye not be judged."
What are you doing right now with juggalos????? I am a PROUD juggalette, raised Roman Catholic. I am a wife and mother. I'm not violent unless provoked or in danger, or my family is in danger. I'm not an alcoholic. I do not publicly display my genitals. You are the same people that think all black people "talk lyke dis" and are stupid. You are the same people that think all Mexicans are illegals and are stealing your jobs. JUDGE NOT, THAT YE NOT BE JUDGED. Matthew 7:1.
And here's a quote that has come very handy in my own life, and it has been proven beyond belief with you people. "CLOSED MINDS SHOULD COME WITH CLOSED MOUTHS"

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Good to see you guys welcomed my good friend here so well. But I'm back kiddies.. focus your energy on me cos I've got scriptures!!

A new commandment I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. John 13:34

Be devoted to one another in brotherly love. Romans 12:10

Live in harmony with one another. Romans 12:16

Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in your brother's way. Romans 14:13

Accept one another, then, just as Christ accepted you, in order to bring praise to God. Romans 15:7

Yet another hypocrite Antichrist! Try this on for size, if you want to quote Scripture!

Revelation 3:18-19: "18-I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see. *19-As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent."

Jude 1:4-11: "4-For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ. *5-I will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the Lord, having saved the people out of the land of Egypt, afterward destroyed them that believed not. *6-And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day. *7-Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. *8-Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities. *9-Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee. *10-But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves. *11-Woe unto them! for they have gone in the way of Cain, and ran greedily after the error of Balaam for reward, and perished in the gainsaying of Core."

Titus 2: "1-But speak thou the things which become sound doctrine: *2-That the aged men be sober, grave, temperate, sound in faith, in charity, in patience. *3-The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; *4-That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, *5-To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed. *6-Young men likewise exhort to be sober minded. *7-In all things shewing thyself a pattern of good works: in doctrine shewing uncorruptness, gravity, sincerity, *8-Sound speech, that cannot be condemned; that he that is of the contrary part may be ashamed, having no evil thing to say of you. *9-Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; *10-Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things. *11-For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men, *12-Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world; *13-Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; *14-Who gave himself for us, that he might redeem us from all iniquity, and purify unto himself a peculiar people, zealous of good works. *15-These things speak, and exhort, and rebuke with all authority. Let no man despise thee."

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Again I say I am none of the things you called me. Do you honestly believe that GOD thinks it's alright for you to call people such filthy names? Especially when you don't even know that person. Shame on you! Answer me this and I will consider "repenting", if I'm not supposed to use the free will GOD gave me...then why did he give it to me?

This whole site is highly amusing. I thank all of you for giving me a good laugh.

I. You've been using Satan's Playground, Wikipedia, haven't you? That's why you're laughing at Christ, and I know it!

II. I don't "believe" anything! If you were a Christian, you'd know that real Christians know what they know to be fact!

III. God gives us infinite power over the nonbelieving atheists! You're just lucky that America's national religion isn't True Christianity™, or else you'd be convicted on multiple counts of blasphemy, free will, being a woman, being a harlot, witchcraft, and seducing others with your talk of a false God!

IV. I know you well enough to know you're a filthy piece of atheist scum!

V. God gave you (well, if you were a man) free will to help spread the Good News! But, seeing as you're a female, God did not bestow you with free will! The only point of your existence is to do what your husband says after you turn 12!

-I really do hope I've been a big help! Feel free to PM me if you have anymore "tough" (for a woman, anyways) questions!

And may you have a very, very hellbent day until you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior!

[LutheranWitch]

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Tertius...thank GOD he doesn't rely on you to spread his word.

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

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I. You've been using Satan's Playground, Wikipedia, haven't you? That's why you're laughing at Christ, and I know it!

II. I don't "believe" anything! If you were a Christian, you'd know that real Christians know what they know to be fact!

III. God gives us infinite power over the nonbelieving atheists! You're just lucky that America's national religion isn't True Christianity™, or else you'd be convicted on multiple counts of blasphemy, free will, being a woman, being a harlot, witchcraft, and seducing others with your talk of a false God!

IV. I know you well enough to know you're a filthy piece of atheist scum!

V. God gave you (well, if you were a man) free will to help spread the Good News! But, seeing as you're a female, God did not bestow you with free will! The only point of your existence is to do what your husband says after you turn 12!

-I really do hope I've been a big help! Feel free to PM me if you have anymore "tough" (for a woman, anyways) questions!

And may you have a very, very hellbent day until you accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior!

What's really funny is that after reading this post, you no longer even exsist to me. You call us scum? Ha. You, sir, are a piece of CRAP. "The only point of your existence is to do what your husband says after you turn 12!" My ass. You need to realize that it's no longer pilgrim days, you sexist pig.
And whats funnier? Charlee, yes Charlee, isn't atheist. Actually, her whole family goes to Church everytime the door opens; I've went with her! I'm not atheist- I GO TO CHURCH! We both excepted the Lord as our personal savior. You, asshole, need to get a life!

[LutheranWitch]

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Oh goodness...you know...you are all so very right. I can't believe how lost I have been until I came here. May God save my soul and bring me a proper Christian husband that will keep me on the right track!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh goodness...you know...you are all so very right. I can't believe how lost I have been until I came here. May God save my soul and bring me a proper Christian husband that will keep me on the right track!

Not likely seeings how your a witch. You need to quit your coven and stop sacrifing Christian babies to satan first.

[GodLovesJuggalosNot (Quarantined)]

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Well, since I'm married... maybe I can get one of those on the side!

[LutheranWitch]

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Not likely seeings how your a witch. You need to quit your coven and stop sacrifing Christian babies to satan first.

Of course, I'll quit my coven tomorrow and pray they find their way as well!! Help pray for my wondering soul! Help me find the right and true Christian Path!!