[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Oh goodness...you know...you are all so very right. I can't believe how lost I have been until I came here. May God save my soul and bring me a proper Christian husband that will keep me on the right track!

Oh, you've seen the light! Hurray, yet another one for Christ! Now, make haste with thine titheing and a proper curtsy over at the Introduction Forum!

God Almighty be praised for saving yet another one from eternal damnation! Hallelujah, let the trumpets sound!

I'll be praying for you, newfound Sister! Keep faith in the Lord and rewards are sure to come your way! May you have a very blessed day, and remember to look out for any suspicious types that may try to rape you!

[mamawifeandlette]

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You are dead meat, punk. Roadkill. A splash of red on the sidewalk.

Wow, this is exactly what children do. Threaten other people over the internet. What exactly is it that you're going to do? Reach through your computer screen? Are you going to look up every juggalos address and kill them? Because last time I checked, MURDER is something your God tells you not to do. Could be wrong, though, seeing as I'm a juggalette, and, quoting Pastor Ezekiel "a sassy mouthed feminazi bitch".

[mamawifeandlette]

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You are foolish unsaved trash and most likely a Negro. If you want to be saved you must go through the ex-Negro program before any consideration may be given. You must then Bathe in the Blood of Jesus and accept HIM as your Savior. You must read the KJV1611 Bible and believe every single Word because each of those Words is the WORD OF GOD. Now quit being a fool and get right with God. As of now you are walking straight down the path to HELL!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Are you saying that only Caucasians are going to heaven? Really now????? This is utterly pathetic. I feel like I've lost about 300 brain cells just reading some of the posts that these so called "Christians" have been posting. My grandparents are DEVOUT Catholics, and would NEVER EVER gang up against someone like this. I guess they're wrong, though, since according to you people, Roman Catholics are a cult. Wait a sec though, last time I checked, the MAJORITY of Europe, where a lot of Americans come from, is still Roman Catholic. The majority of Spain is Roman Catholic. But I guess no one gets into heaven. At the rate y'all are going, you're going to burn in the deepest pit of hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you saying that only Caucasians are going to heaven? Really now????? This is utterly pathetic. I feel like I've lost about 300 brain cells just reading some of the posts that these so called "Christians" have been posting. My grandparents are DEVOUT Catholics, and would NEVER EVER gang up against someone like this. I guess they're wrong, though, since according to you people, Roman Catholics are a cult. Wait a sec though, last time I checked, the MAJORITY of Europe, where a lot of Americans come from, is still Roman Catholic. The majority of Spain is Roman Catholic. But I guess no one gets into heaven. At the rate y'all are going, you're going to burn in the deepest pit of hell.

The decision on who will spend eternity in Heaven with Jesus is not going to be decided by "majority vote." It's all written in the Holy Bible, if you had eyes to see it.

Feminazi bitches who spend their time flapping their pie hole instead of scrubbing toilets will join the queers, witches, joos, and other heathens in the lake of fire. Enjoy hell, juggaloser. We can't wait to hear your screams.

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I once had a friend who was a 'Juggalo' which I will from now on refer to as Jatinist.

Once I found out that my Jatinist friend was a Jatinist, I immediately realized I had to take action. I had to beat him appropriately and convert him back to the word of god.

I then waited under a bridge until he crossed, put a bag over his head, and knocked him out. He found himself tied up listening to the word of god being quoted. He converted after about 78 hours.

Please Jatinists, convert immediately and praise baby jesus before I am forced to hunt the rest of you down.

[Nobar King]

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Well, I'll bite. I googled it and there's no mention of Jatinists. What is it?

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Well all due respect my brother, I do believe I stated what I would refer to as Jatinists before referring to people as such.

[Nobar King]

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You're pretty confusing. What's your point?

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That a Jatinist is a term of my own, that I use to refer these so called 'Juggalo's'

I apologize for any confusion.

[Nobar King]

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I think I understand. You have combined the word Juggalo and Satan. Let's see if it catches on.

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I do believe that you saw what I did there.

[JennyD]

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Whoa Whoa Whoa.. I'd like to take a quote from the Pastor..
"Your opinion doesn't amount to a hill of beans, boy. God's opinion is all that counts."

So if our opinion dosn't amount to anything..
(which by the way, what is a hill of beans good for? Chilli?)
..so then that means PASTOR'S OPINIONS are a bunch of beans as well, that should be disregarded along with the rest of ours.

Practice what you preach Preacher Boy.
You're Opinion is No Greater than MINE.

Pastor doesn't say his opinion is worth more than yours. Any human's opinion is worth nothing, unless it agrees with God's.

God's opinion may be discerned by reading His Word, the Bible.

Do you Juggalosers read the Bible?

We just try to lead juggalos into the word of god, we actually don't approve of the so called satanic juggalos also and try to convert them)

See, we have something in common! We also try to lead Juggalosers to the Word of God. It's in the Bible.

That's funny. Actually, I don't have a pitbull OR wear baggy pants. Honestly, if you walked past me in the street you'd think I was "normal" person. You probably wouldn't take a second glance at me. Nice try, tho.

Well, first of all, I'm not sure why you wish to claim that "God Loves Juggalo Snot". That's disgusting.

But, if I could walk past you and think you were normal, then you're not a True Juggaloser.

Do these look like normal people, who dress like this for a funeral?



How about these? Normal?

[Nykalette]

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Well, first of all, I'm not sure why you wish to claim that "God Loves Juggalo Snot". That's disgusting.

But, if I could walk past you and think you were normal, then you're not a True Juggaloser.

Do these look like normal people, who dress like this for a funeral?

By far I think that you are the sickest of the bunch, JennyD. I mean, seriously. That's someone's baby in that coffin. It doesn't matter what they are dressed like. Those people are hurting and you use a photo like that to attempt to make fun of them? Man, eff you. Seriously. You're nothing more than a immature cracker bitch. =]
And concerning GODLOVESJUGGALOS, if y'all would quit changing the screename it wouldn't say that stupid crap.
And conerning me.. C'mon, losers. Don't tell me that I'm not a Juggalette. You don't know me. We don't always wear facepaint, 'tard.

Oh, you've seen the light! Hurray, yet another one for Christ! Now, make haste with thine titheing and a proper curtsy over at the Introduction Forum!
God Almighty be praised for saving yet another one from eternal damnation! Hallelujah, let the trumpets sound!
I'll be praying for you, newfound Sister! Keep faith in the Lord and rewards are sure to come your way! May you have a very blessed day, and remember to look out for any suspicious types that may try to rape you!

Haha, she sure did. She ran as far and as fast from this place as she could. Way to go!

The decision on who will spend eternity in Heaven with Jesus is not going to be decided by "majority vote." It's all written in the Holy Bible, if you had eyes to see it.

　
Yessir, you would be correct.. Which means ---> It doesn't matter what you say/think/feel about us. Jesus gets to decide and there is nothing you can do about it. Although, I don't think I'll be seeing you. While all of us Juggalos and Juggalettes are in heaven.. we'll be listening for your screams! ENJOY!
　

I once had a friend who was a 'Juggalo' which I will from now on refer to as Jatinist.
Once I found out that my Jatinist friend was a Jatinist, I immediately realized I had to take action. I had to beat him appropriately and convert him back to the word of god.
I then waited under a bridge until he crossed, put a bag over his head, and knocked him out. He found himself tied up listening to the word of god being quoted. He converted after about 78 hours.
Please Jatinists, convert immediately and praise baby jesus before I am forced to hunt the rest of you down.

Do you not realize how much a retard you sound like? All of us know if that had truely happened, you'd be in prison for kidnapping and attempted murder, jackass. What a liar... HEY! That means you will go to hell now for lying! Nice knowin' ya!

[JennyD]

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While all of us Juggalos and Juggalettes are in heaven.. we'll be listening for your screams! ENJOY!

The pleasure you take in the thought of others suffering is yet another demonstration of the unmitigated evil that pervades the average Juggaloser.

[Nykalette]

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Feminazi bitches who spend their time flapping their pie hole instead of scrubbing toilets will join the queers, witches, joos, and other heathens in the lake of fire. Enjoy hell, juggaloser. We can't wait to hear your screams.

The pleasure you take in the thought of others suffering is yet another demonstration of the unmitigated evil that pervades the average Juggaloser.

Or the average pastor in your "church" =]