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  • Tertius The Scribe
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 452

    #451
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by LutheranWitch View Post
    Oh goodness...you know...you are all so very right. I can't believe how lost I have been until I came here. May God save my soul and bring me a proper Christian husband that will keep me on the right track!
    Oh, you've seen the light! Hurray, yet another one for Christ! Now, make haste with thine titheing and a proper curtsy over at the Introduction Forum!

    God Almighty be praised for saving yet another one from eternal damnation! Hallelujah, let the trumpets sound!

    I'll be praying for you, newfound Sister! Keep faith in the Lord and rewards are sure to come your way! May you have a very blessed day, and remember to look out for any suspicious types that may try to rape you!

    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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    • mamawifeandlette
      Unsaved trash, unwed teen mother
      • May 2009
      • 3

      #452
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      You are dead meat, punk. Roadkill. A splash of red on the sidewalk.
      Wow, this is exactly what children do. Threaten other people over the internet. What exactly is it that you're going to do? Reach through your computer screen? Are you going to look up every juggalos address and kill them? Because last time I checked, MURDER is something your God tells you not to do. Could be wrong, though, seeing as I'm a juggalette, and, quoting Pastor Ezekiel "a sassy mouthed feminazi bitch".
      Leviticus 19:15
      In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

      1 Corinthians 2:15
      But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man

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      • mamawifeandlette
        Unsaved trash, unwed teen mother
        • May 2009
        • 3

        #453
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
        You are foolish unsaved trash and most likely a Negro. If you want to be saved you must go through the ex-Negro program before any consideration may be given. You must then Bathe in the Blood of Jesus and accept HIM as your Savior. You must read the KJV1611 Bible and believe every single Word because each of those Words is the WORD OF GOD. Now quit being a fool and get right with God. As of now you are walking straight down the path to HELL!

        Yours in Christ
        Brother Lazarus

        Are you saying that only Caucasians are going to heaven? Really now????? This is utterly pathetic. I feel like I've lost about 300 brain cells just reading some of the posts that these so called "Christians" have been posting. My grandparents are DEVOUT Catholics, and would NEVER EVER gang up against someone like this. I guess they're wrong, though, since according to you people, Roman Catholics are a cult. Wait a sec though, last time I checked, the MAJORITY of Europe, where a lot of Americans come from, is still Roman Catholic. The majority of Spain is Roman Catholic. But I guess no one gets into heaven. At the rate y'all are going, you're going to burn in the deepest pit of hell.
        Leviticus 19:15
        In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

        1 Corinthians 2:15
        But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #454
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by mamawifeandlette View Post
          Are you saying that only Caucasians are going to heaven? Really now????? This is utterly pathetic. I feel like I've lost about 300 brain cells just reading some of the posts that these so called "Christians" have been posting. My grandparents are DEVOUT Catholics, and would NEVER EVER gang up against someone like this. I guess they're wrong, though, since according to you people, Roman Catholics are a cult. Wait a sec though, last time I checked, the MAJORITY of Europe, where a lot of Americans come from, is still Roman Catholic. The majority of Spain is Roman Catholic. But I guess no one gets into heaven. At the rate y'all are going, you're going to burn in the deepest pit of hell.
          The decision on who will spend eternity in Heaven with Jesus is not going to be decided by "majority vote." It's all written in the Holy Bible, if you had eyes to see it.

          Feminazi bitches who spend their time flapping their pie hole instead of scrubbing toilets will join the queers, witches, joos, and other heathens in the lake of fire. Enjoy hell, juggaloser. We can't wait to hear your screams.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Add Color
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2009
            • 35

            #455
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            I once had a friend who was a 'Juggalo' which I will from now on refer to as Jatinist.

            Once I found out that my Jatinist friend was a Jatinist, I immediately realized I had to take action. I had to beat him appropriately and convert him back to the word of god.

            I then waited under a bridge until he crossed, put a bag over his head, and knocked him out. He found himself tied up listening to the word of god being quoted. He converted after about 78 hours.

            Please Jatinists, convert immediately and praise baby jesus before I am forced to hunt the rest of you down.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #456
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Well, I'll bite. I googled it and there's no mention of Jatinists. What is it?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Add Color
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2009
                • 35

                #457
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Well all due respect my brother, I do believe I stated what I would refer to as Jatinists before referring to people as such.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #458
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  You're pretty confusing. What's your point?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Add Color
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 35

                    #459
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    That a Jatinist is a term of my own, that I use to refer these so called 'Juggalo's'

                    I apologize for any confusion.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #460
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      I think I understand. You have combined the word Juggalo and Satan. Let's see if it catches on.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Add Color
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2009
                        • 35

                        #461
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        I do believe that you saw what I did there.

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #462
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by Gods Lill Fuggalette View Post
                          Whoa Whoa Whoa.. I'd like to take a quote from the Pastor..
                          "Your opinion doesn't amount to a hill of beans, boy. God's opinion is all that counts."

                          So if our opinion dosn't amount to anything..
                          (which by the way, what is a hill of beans good for? Chilli?)
                          ..so then that means PASTOR'S OPINIONS are a bunch of beans as well, that should be disregarded along with the rest of ours.

                          Practice what you preach Preacher Boy.
                          You're Opinion is No Greater than MINE.
                          Pastor doesn't say his opinion is worth more than yours. Any human's opinion is worth nothing, unless it agrees with God's.

                          God's opinion may be discerned by reading His Word, the Bible.

                          Do you Juggalosers read the Bible?
                          Originally posted by n1nj4Lo View Post
                          We just try to lead juggalos into the word of god, we actually don't approve of the so called satanic juggalos also and try to convert them)
                          See, we have something in common! We also try to lead Juggalosers to the Word of God. It's in the Bible.

                          Originally posted by GodLovesJuggaloSnot View Post
                          That's funny. Actually, I don't have a pitbull OR wear baggy pants. Honestly, if you walked past me in the street you'd think I was "normal" person. You probably wouldn't take a second glance at me. Nice try, tho.
                          Well, first of all, I'm not sure why you wish to claim that "God Loves Juggalo Snot". That's disgusting.

                          But, if I could walk past you and think you were normal, then you're not a True Juggaloser.

                          Do these look like normal people, who dress like this for a funeral?



                          How about these? Normal?

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                          • Nykalette
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • May 2009
                            • 7

                            #463
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            Well, first of all, I'm not sure why you wish to claim that "God Loves Juggalo Snot". That's disgusting.

                            But, if I could walk past you and think you were normal, then you're not a True Juggaloser.

                            Do these look like normal people, who dress like this for a funeral?



                            By far I think that you are the sickest of the bunch, JennyD. I mean, seriously. That's someone's baby in that coffin. It doesn't matter what they are dressed like. Those people are hurting and you use a photo like that to attempt to make fun of them? Man, eff you. Seriously. You're nothing more than a immature cracker bitch. =]
                            And concerning GODLOVESJUGGALOS, if y'all would quit changing the screename it wouldn't say that stupid crap.
                            And conerning me.. C'mon, losers. Don't tell me that I'm not a Juggalette. You don't know me. We don't always wear facepaint, 'tard.

                            Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
                            Oh, you've seen the light! Hurray, yet another one for Christ! Now, make haste with thine titheing and a proper curtsy over at the Introduction Forum!
                            God Almighty be praised for saving yet another one from eternal damnation! Hallelujah, let the trumpets sound!
                            I'll be praying for you, newfound Sister! Keep faith in the Lord and rewards are sure to come your way! May you have a very blessed day, and remember to look out for any suspicious types that may try to rape you!
                            Haha, she sure did. She ran as far and as fast from this place as she could. Way to go!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            The decision on who will spend eternity in Heaven with Jesus is not going to be decided by "majority vote." It's all written in the Holy Bible, if you had eyes to see it.
                             
                            Yessir, you would be correct.. Which means ---> It doesn't matter what you say/think/feel about us. Jesus gets to decide and there is nothing you can do about it. Although, I don't think I'll be seeing you. While all of us Juggalos and Juggalettes are in heaven.. we'll be listening for your screams! ENJOY!
                             
                            Originally posted by Add Color View Post
                            I once had a friend who was a 'Juggalo' which I will from now on refer to as Jatinist.
                            Once I found out that my Jatinist friend was a Jatinist, I immediately realized I had to take action. I had to beat him appropriately and convert him back to the word of god.
                            I then waited under a bridge until he crossed, put a bag over his head, and knocked him out. He found himself tied up listening to the word of god being quoted. He converted after about 78 hours.
                            Please Jatinists, convert immediately and praise baby jesus before I am forced to hunt the rest of you down.
                            Do you not realize how much a retard you sound like? All of us know if that had truely happened, you'd be in prison for kidnapping and attempted murder, jackass. What a liar... HEY! That means you will go to hell now for lying! Nice knowin' ya!

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #464
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by Nykalette View Post
                              While all of us Juggalos and Juggalettes are in heaven.. we'll be listening for your screams! ENJOY!
                              The pleasure you take in the thought of others suffering is yet another demonstration of the unmitigated evil that pervades the average Juggaloser.
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                              • Nykalette
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • May 2009
                                • 7

                                #465
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Feminazi bitches who spend their time flapping their pie hole instead of scrubbing toilets will join the queers, witches, joos, and other heathens in the lake of fire. Enjoy hell, juggaloser. We can't wait to hear your screams.
                                Originally posted by JennyD
                                The pleasure you take in the thought of others suffering is yet another demonstration of the unmitigated evil that pervades the average Juggaloser.

                                Or the average pastor in your "church" =]

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