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  • demiroyal
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2009
    • 13

    #586
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    American is not a language you dip stick, would English work for you?

    Ladies and Gent's

    LEVI JUST GOT OWNED!

    Man thats 2 high ups in a matter for 20 mins I impress myself

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2025
      • 15118

      #587
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by demiroyal View Post
      American is not a language you dip stick, would English work for you?

      Ladies and Gent's

      LEVI JUST GOT OWNED!

      Man thats 2 high ups in a matter for 20 mins I impress myself
      Friend, you are going too far with your insults.
      If that's all it takes to impress you then I shall Pray for your Soul.

      By the way, it may be a while before you can Post again

      God Bless.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #588
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by demiroyal View Post
        John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life..

        For God so loved THE WORLD
        "THE WORLD"
        Not just Christians, not just white people, not just the saved people.
        THE WHOLE ENTIRE POPULATED WORLD!

        Ezekiel you just got OWNED!


        You have never read the Bible have you, kid? Time to fire up the old Scripture machine for you.

        Leviticus 18:22
        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


        Leviticus 18:29

        For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.

        Leviticus 20:13

        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


        Romans 1:26-27
        For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

        1 Corinthians 6:9-11
        Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
        And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

        Son, I am disappointed you would come in here claiming to be a Christian not knowing what the Book says.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #589
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by demiroyal View Post
          John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life..

          For God so loved THE WORLD
          "THE WORLD"
          Not just Christians, not just white people, not just the saved people.
          THE WHOLE ENTIRE POPULATED WORLD!

          Ezekiel you just got OWNED!
          Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

          He died for those that BELIEVE.

          For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
          John 3:16

          Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.


          Don't come in here blaspheming, boy.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • demiroyal
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2009
            • 13

            #590
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Dear demiroyal,

            You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

            Reason: Sexing it up for satan
            -------
            This is your final infraction. Next time you'll be banned.

            Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

            He died for those that BELIEVE.

            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
            John 3:16

            Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.


            Don't come in here blaspheming, boy.

            Once agian you are WRONG horribly WRONG.. lets do a little analysis here for Ezik.

            "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

            For God so loved the world...
            Ok that includes EVERY ONE on the world.

            That he gave his one and only Son,
            very explanitory

            That whoever believes in him
            God gave us free will we have the option to believe in him or not

            Shall not perish but have eternal life.
            If you choose to use your free will to bleive in God you will go to heave if not then you will perish.

            MY POINT EXACTLY. HE LOVES EVERY ONE BUT EVERY ONE HAS A CHOICE SO ONCE AGAIN YOU JUST GOT......

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #591
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              And another juggaloser bites the dust.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #592
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                And another juggaloser bites the dust.
                I know, Pastor. A juggalo claiming to believe in God?

                What's next, a furry claiming to be a Christian?
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • The Navy Juggalo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 16

                  #593
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Look here. All you people are ignorant fucks. You say that juggalos are nothing but white trash, whiggers, and dumbasses. Well for your information not all of us are like that. I am juggalo in the united states navy. I am a fire controlman. My schooling is the 9th hardest school in the whole nation. So for you to sit there and talk this kind of shit is dumb as fuck.
                  The point of a juggalo is not for the music or the religion. It is a family like no other. I have met juggalos in the navy and all over the united states and been cool with them just for the fact that we are juggalos. The juggalo family is the strongest and best in the world.
                  And like i said, watch your fuckin mouths saying that we are lolife trailor trash. There are plenty of us in the world doing great things. As a juggalo i have done more important shit in my life than any of you ever will.
                  And isnt the whole point of christianity to believe in god and that he gave us his only begotten son to die for our sins. Which is the point of the juggalo religion. If you dont understand what they are talkin about in there music then listen to a song called the unveiling. It explains it all.
                  The point of this for all of you to get your head out of your asses and get the big picture. People call them selves christians and then dont even practice what they believe in. So... GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553

                    #594
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of being sodomized by strange men in public toilets and drug abuse to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!

                    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • The Navy Juggalo
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 16

                      #595
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      Do they send you to a better school when you reach 16?

                      I challenge anyone to read that previous Post in one breath and without passing out.

                      How old are you? 12?
                      Look here lady all you are doing is showing how stupid you are. The argument is about juggalos and you insult his intelligence. Wow your so smart. Cant even make a good come back.

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                      • The Navy Juggalo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 16

                        #596
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of being sodomized by strange men in public toilets and drug abuse to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!
                        So I am being sodomized by strange men in public toilets and a drug abuser. Well see i do respect the fact that you are a pastor. if thats true. Now with me being in the military how am I a drug abuser you dumb fuck. I am doing more for the world than you are. I believe you are a hypocritical asshole who fears things he dose not understand.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #597
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by The Navy Juggalo View Post
                          So I am being sodomized by strange men in public toilets and a drug abuser. Well see i do respect the fact that you are a pastor. if thats true. Now with me being in the military how am I a drug abuser you dumb piffle. I am doing more for the world than you are. I believe you are a hypocritical asshole who fears things he dose not understand.
                          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6311

                            #598
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by The Navy Juggalo View Post
                            So I am being sodomized by strange men in public toilets and a drug abuser.
                            Yes, we know that, but I can't believe you just ADMITTED it.

                            We're passing this confession on with your IP address to the US Navy's Criminal Investigation Service for appropriate action.
                            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                            • The Navy Juggalo
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 16

                              #599
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              actually pastor i am a christian. and i do thank you for praying for me. i believe that is a blessing for you to still hope good for me.
                              All i am saying is that for you to be a pasture it is wrong for you to call me a homosexual and a drug abuser. I believe that homosexuality is wrong and drugs are wrong. But for you to say that as a pasture or even a normal person is morally wrong. The golden rule states (which is not from the bible but still something good to live by) says to treat others the way you want to be treated. Would you like it if i said that about you. I would think not. So i shall keep you in my prayers as well to hope for you to be a better pastor. Not sayin that your bad but there is room for improvemant.

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                              • WWJDnow
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 6311

                                #600
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by The Navy Juggalo View Post
                                The golden rule states (which is not from the bible but still something good to live by) says to treat others the way you want to be treated.
                                If by not from the Bible, you mean in Matthew 7:12, then I suppose you're right:

                                ...all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets. Matthew 7:12

                                Do you even own a Bible? Because you ought to try reading it before telling people what it does and does not say.

                                BTW the Golden Rule is also in Luke 6:31:

                                And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise. Luke 6:31
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