[KillerKlown]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

As Christians, I don't think we are supposed to be name calling? Or did I miss that in a memo somewhere?

[Bob4God]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

As Christians, I don't think we are supposed to be name calling? Or did I miss that in a memo somewhere?

Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell? -Matthew 23:33

Obviously, JESUS was not above a good old fashioned Republican-style slur!

[Jerakk]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

As Christians, I don't think we are supposed to be name calling? Or did I miss that in a memo somewhere?

No discipline seems pleasant at the time, but painful. Later on, however, it produces a harvest of righteousness and peace for those who have been trained by it (Heb. 12:11).

[KillerKlown]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Umm...that actually had nothing to do with what I meant. I have been reading this posts and there was one guy who called a person's mother a crack-whore? That doesn't seem very Christian to me at all. That is all I am saying. Then some other person called someone a maggot and that they are going to burn in hell? I thought Christians were loving people...? Is that not true?

[Jerakk]

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So you're saying that telling the truth isn't loving someone? I could have sworn the first sign that you weren't Christian would be to lie. As far as I know none of us are followers of satan... We're followers of Jesus (Praise be!)

[Noah Dint]

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Umm...that actually had nothing to do with what I meant. I have been reading this posts and there was one guy who called a person's mother a crack-whore? That doesn't seem very Christian to me at all. That is all I am saying. Then some other person called someone a maggot and that they are going to burn in hell? I thought Christians were loving people...? Is that not true?

Just because you can not follow the rules of this board and I call you ignorant - that is not name calling. It is stating a fact.

If I say you must be a retard because you did not post anything in the introductions prior to coming here and blasting good Christian folk - obviously looking for a fight, I do not mean to offend. I simply have noticed that there is a good chance that you are a retard.

If I call your mother a name for not teaching you how to introduce yourself properly it may simply be an attention getter.

We are not like the rest of the politically correct universe that is afraid of hurting someones feelings because that person is an idiot. We're more than happy to point out that you may indeed be stupid.

You savvy?

-ND

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

No discipline seems pleasant at the time, but painful. Later on, however, it produces a harvest of righteousness and peace for those who have been trained by it (Heb. 12:11).

Here it is in the KJV:

Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

Umm...that actually had nothing to do with what I meant. I have been reading this posts and there was one guy who called a person's mother a crack-whore? That doesn't seem very Christian to me at all. That is all I am saying. Then some other person called someone a maggot and that they are going to burn in hell? I thought Christians were loving people...? Is that not true?

It is true. We are very loving people. We have enough Christian love to tell people the truth about where their lifestyle choices are leading them.

Gal. 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

If someone were standing in the path of an oncoming bus, wouldn't you love that person enough to get that person to move out of the way? How loving would it be just to say, "Oh, well, it really isn't my business" and move on?

[Jerakk]

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Thank you pastor for correcting me. I unfortunately didn't have my copy of the KJV in reach at the time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Umm...that actually had nothing to do with what I meant. I have been reading this posts and there was one guy who called a person's mother a crack-whore? That doesn't seem very Christian to me at all. That is all I am saying. Then some other person called someone a maggot and that they are going to burn in hell? I thought Christians were loving people...? Is that not true?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[KillerKlown]

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Ok pastor ezekiel, I don't think Jesus would be happy to hear you calling one of His children an ass. But I digress, I have been a Christian for over 10 years and I am from a small town Baptist church in Georgia. But I don't see what the big deal is about Juggalos. I have friends that are Juggalos and I am one myself, big shocker huh? We are not all trailer-trash as you speak of. I have a very successful full-time job and I just went out and purchased a brand new 2009 vehicle. Plus, I live on my own, paying rent and all that every month. We work hard to have the nicest things we can in life, though some cannot, which is confusing to me how that is their fault with an economy that is basically in the toilet right now. So before you start slandering us, maybe take a second and think, what kind of "Christians" are you? Sitting on-line all day bashing other so-called "religions" and by the way, whoever called it "Juggaloism", you are just retarded. It is not it's own religion. It doesn't have a word to follow and the same God we know is the same one you know. So I don't see the big deal about it. We believe in a wonderful place called Shang-ri-la, which is Heaven by the way, if you haven't done your research, and the "Dark Carnival" is God. Like my other sisters and brothers have told you before, go listen to the lyrics of "Thy Unveiling". That song brings tears to my eyes everytime I hear it because I know that God is real and alive, despite what most people now-a-days say. ICP are not "overlords" as you speak of, they are just trying to be who they are and not care what you people think about them. They believe the EXACT SAME THING we all do. So I would say to you all, go do your research before you start slandering Juggalos, MMFCL to all my homies who are on this site defending our good name. These "people" here blow shit way out of proportion and look on the inside of the box instead of the outside. All I know is if I continue my life how it is now, going to church, praising God, and not being a complete idiot like the "people" on this site, I am gonna make it into Shang-ri-la and I cannot wait to get there and see everyone who has passed on in this life. This will be my last post to you maniacal, insane, and belligerent "people". I am definitely going to pray for all of you "people" on this site and hope that God shows you the way like He did me. I close with the great words of Shaggy the Clown, "I'm out this piece, ya'll can go eat a bowl of poop bitch!" Juggalo love, got each other back's and shit! Whoop-whoop fam!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It is simply not possible to be a Christian and a juggalo. End. of. story.

I wonder if you know what hell is like, maggot. Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I close with the great words of Shaggy the Clown, "I'm out this piece, ya'll can go eat a bowl of poop bitch!" Juggalo love, got each other back's and shit! Whoop-whoop fam!

It's so nice to receive a visit from a "Christian" who quotes everything except Scripture.

[KillerKlown]

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Well, it's so nice to get posts from other "Christians" bashing a group of people for sticking up in what the believe in, which if you haven't noticed...it is EXACTLY the same thing you all believe in. What a bunch of lunatics...

[KillerKlown]

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Excuse me, I found a typo in my post... "for sticking up in what THEY believe in" not the. Oh, and by the way, I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but I sure did. This "Christian Church" has a link for Godaddy.com at the bottom of the page I am on, and I know for a fact that isn't a very Christian site. Way to go Landover Baptist, if that is who this really is...haha!

[Noah Dint]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

What is a Klown?