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  • maxamus
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    • Nov 2010
    • 6

    #1096
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Please could one of you actually read a Bible before telling us what's in it?


    Great, the retarded clown worshippers are going to teach us about Jesus

    Nope, once you are saved by Jesus you cannot sin!

    1 John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.


    Yes, jugaloos get on my bad side rather quickly, I hate stupidity.

    So you're fine with "The Family" AKA "The Family International" who believe it is their God given right to have sex with children? You think that the fact they whore their daughters out to lure young men into their cult is fine? You think the "Hosanna Church" that believed sex with animals and children got them closer to God is a good thing? You've got a pretty screwed up idea of what is good.


    You're right, it's not up to us, God say's there is a false religion.

    2nd Corinthians 6:14-17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


    Uh, yes he did

    Zephaniah 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

    See above.

    Really? Then why did he give us the Bible? You know it's not just something to put on the bookshelf to make yourself look righteous.


    Okay, remind me, where are the 10 commandments written down? I can't quite remember, some 600+ page book..... Oh yeah THE BIBLE! Do you really think God yammered on for 600 pages if all we needed to follow fits on a key chain?


    Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

    Wrong again....

    Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

    Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

    Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

    Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

    Hosea 9:15 I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings.

    Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

    Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

    Oh I think juggaloos are on the outs because of strange apperals, cuttings, proud looks, lying tongues, wicked imaginations, feet running swift to mischief and sowing discord. Then there's the "honor thy mother and thy father" bit as well. Sorry kiddo, it's the one way train to hell for you.

    Looking in a mirror right now? Because it's you that doesn't have the first idea of what or who God is.

    We're trying to keep your loser ass out of Hell. Let me guess you'd let a child run out into a street and laugh if it got hit by a truck wouldn't you. Because how dare we interfere with a child's beliefs.


    oh really keeping us out of hell keeping us outa hell after all this B.S i keep hering from you guys that is oooone hell of a lie and excuse me for you not understanding ooour beliefs and making fun of it

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    • Sarah17
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      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2010
      • 5

      #1097
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      I'm not a juggalo but nor do i have a problem with them. i happen to have a friend who is one and he happens to be my best friend. what? your going to cut me down now. go right a head. i've got nothing to say to any of you but laugh it all off. really there is a reason to laugh. none of you give up you just keep going.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #1098
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Worst band ever!

        1 INSANE CLOWN POSSE
        They sound even stupider than they look
        Two trailer-trash types who wear face paint, pretend to be a street gang and drench cult devotees in cheap soda called Faygo, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are more notorious for their beef with Eminem (who pistol-whipped an ICP homey in 2001) than their ham-fisted rap-rock music. They claim that a “dark carnival” visited them one night, prophesied impending apocalypse and made them its messengers. Between this circus gospel, they find plenty of time to rap about 40-ouncers and venereal disease.
        Appalling fact While appearing on The Howard Stern Show in 1999, Shaggy 2 Dope told Sharon Osbourne to “buff my pickle.” She declined.
        Worst CD The Wraith: Shangri-La (D3, 2002)
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #1099
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by maxamus View Post
          oh really keeping us out of hell keeping us outa hell after all this B.S i keep hering from you guys that is oooone hell of a lie and excuse me for you not understanding ooour beliefs and making fun of it
          **sigh**

          Go look it up. Hell exists, it's written in the Bible, anyone who follows idiots is an even bigger idiot.

          Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
          Drama queen

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #1100
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Originally posted by Sarah17 View Post
            I'm not a juggalo but nor do i have a problem with them. i happen to have a friend who is one and he happens to be my best friend. what? your going to cut me down now. go right a head. i've got nothing to say to any of you but laugh it all off. really there is a reason to laugh. none of you give up you just keep going.
            Well I'm glad that such a "good christian" can laugh at the Word of God. I'm sure you'll be explaining yourself on judgment day.
            Drama queen

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            • Sarah17
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              • Nov 2010
              • 5

              #1101
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              oh this is just too damn funny! kick me out of your stupid site as if i care. get mad at me for stating a fact? it's called freedom of speech female dog. and your in the wrong for telling us what to believe. not me, not the jugglos, you. so you can take your words and ram them up your donkey. i'm done
              Last edited by Brother Temperance; 11-08-2010, 07:18 PM. Reason: Removed vile profanity.

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              • Ninjalo
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                • Nov 2010
                • 14

                #1102
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                WTF don't any of you realize that man is imperfect. And that man makes mistakes and is flawed in all he attempts. That is well known. So think about it the Bible was written/translated and put into words by man so therefore the Bible itself is flawed in someway may it be a complete or minor error it is still flawed

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #1103
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by Sarah17 View Post
                  oh this is just too damn funny! kick me out of your stupid site as if i care. get mad at me for stating a fact? it's called freedom of speech bitch. and your in the wrong for telling us what to believe. not me, not the jugglos, you. so you can take your words and ram them up your ass. i'm done
                  Freedom of speech is a constitutional right, not a religious one.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #1104
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Originally posted by Sarah17 View Post
                    oh this is just too damn funny! kick me out of your stupid site as if i care. get mad at me for stating a fact? it's called freedom of speech bitch. and your in the wrong for telling us what to believe. not me, not the jugglos, you. so you can take your words and ram them up your ass. i'm done
                    Well, that was uplifting.

                    Allow me to link you to a list of your rights here.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #1105
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by Ninjalo View Post
                      WTF don't any of you realize that man is imperfect. And that man makes mistakes and is flawed in all he attempts. That is well known. So think about it the Bible was written/translated and put into words by man so therefore the Bible itself is flawed in someway may it be a complete or minor error it is still flawed
                      But every word of Shaggy 2 Dope is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #1106
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by Sarah17 View Post
                        oh this is just too damn funny! kick me out of your stupid site as if i care. get mad at me for stating a fact? it's called freedom of speech bitch. and your in the wrong for telling us what to believe. not me, not the jugglos, you. so you can take your words and ram them up your ass. i'm done
                        Ever heard the saying "it's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"? Look it up, it suits you to a T.

                        Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
                        It does not say, you can go around saying all the stupid shit you want. It does not say that you can burst into private boards and fling feces like ill-mannered monkey. It says that you can criticize the Government in the press, or by peaceable assembly, or by petition.

                        I wasn't even educated in this country and I know that.


                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        But every word of Shaggy 2 Dope is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Oh Pastor.....
                        Drama queen

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
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                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #1107
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by Sarah17 View Post
                          Rev grow up. So what if he is a Juggalo what does that make you for bashing? Best you think before speaking
                          Bashing, Sarah?

                          I informed him that his heroes are evangelical Christians.

                          I called him a dimwit for failing to accept the testimony of his heroes THEMSELVES, and for being unable to write a coherent sentence.

                          Neither of those have to do with being a juggaloser. They have to do with being a dull-witted, anti-intellectual, useless dreg of society.

                          Oh, wait. I guess that is the POINT of being a juggaloser, eh?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Thicklette
                            WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 49

                            #1108
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            I Just want to say Woop Woop to my Juggalo Family

                            MMFWCL Ya

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #1109
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by Thicklette View Post

                              MMFWCL Ya
                              I had to use my googler to understand your stupid salutation. Why do you losers insist on posting this trash on our forum? Can't you see that this is a Christian forum dedicated to the glory of our Savior, Jesus Christ? It's not a bathroom wall where you can pen your own grout-jokes.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Thicklette
                                WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 49

                                #1110
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                I had to use my googler to understand your stupid salutation. Why do you losers insist on posting this trash on our forum? Can't you see that this is a Christian forum dedicated to the glory of our Savior, Jesus Christ? It's not a bathroom wall where you can pen your own grout-jokes.
                                What Do you think it means Mr. King

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