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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #1

    False Christian pastor calls God's Word "ancient history"

    From The Washington False Christian Compost:
    Susan’s story was published in January by a small Christian publishing house in the book “The Resignation of Eve.” In its pages, the author, an evangelical minister named Jim Henderson, argues that unless the male leaders of conservative Christian churches do some serious soul-searching — pronto — the women who have always sustained those churches with their time, sweat and cash will leave. In droves. And they won’t come back. Their children, traditionally brought to church by their mothers, will thus join the growing numbers of Americans who call themselves “un-churched.”

    Nevermind that the Bible talks about women submitting to men and sitting silently in church, Henderson declaims. That’s ancient history. “Until those with power (men) decide to give it away to those who lack it (women), I believe we will continue to misrepresent Jesus’ heart and mar the beauty of his Kingdom,” Henderson writes.
    So whatever parts of the Bible get in the way of a modern liberal agenda are "ancient history"? But don't tell me; let me guess: The parts that Henderson likes are a crystal-clear expression of God's eternal will. I seem to have mislaid my liberal false Christian decoder ring that tells me which is which. Also, I love how liberal false Christians presume to know "Jesus' heart" better than God Himself did when He inspired the Bible. Finally, if women are going to leave the church in droves, as feminazi daydreams say they will, why haven't they yet?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22839

    #2
    Re: False Christian pastor calls God's Word "ancient history"

    First,
    an evangelical minister named Jim Henderson
    Isn't that the same homer that invented that set of demons, the Muppets? I thought he was dead!

    Next,
    (i) no one got to heaven not listening to Jesus.
    (ii)No one was Saved who thought they knew better than God.
    (iii) No one is a Christian who can stand there and say that God so retarded that He can't make Himself understood in His Own Language!

    From the very, very beginning, 6,000 years ago, God's very definition of sin was "Listening to a woman"!

    Ge:3:17: And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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