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  • reihino
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2008
    • 6

    #1

    Thanks

    you made me laugh! Yes I am Wiccan. But Seriously now. Why are you so hateful? I have read your bible at least 9 times and I still can't make sense of what you say and do. Your bible teaches you to love even thy enemy, not burn them. In fact, it looks like you guys are trying to take the place of your god. If your god is real and if he is what the bible says he is like, he is not going to like that very much. Doesn't your bible teach you that your god is going to judge us when we die? Isn't it supposed to be a fiery pit or something like that? Well at least it will be warm. My husband (he is christan, and we get along just fine) is always saying that your god is a jealous god and if that is true I'll probably be seeing you in the fiery pit. I thought I'd give myself a preview.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Thanks

    You might want to look at THIS thread before trolling us any further. We've heard your juvenile routine before.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • reihino
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Apr 2008
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Thanks

      I did read that, in fact I did alot of reading.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Thanks

        Originally posted by reihino View Post
        I have read your bible at least 9 times and I still can't make sense of what you say and do. .
        Then you need a good Pastor to help you understand. I hope you're not a retard .

        Originally posted by reihino View Post
        Is that 5 members of the KKK? I hope you're not a racist too?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • reihino
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          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2008
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Thanks

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Then you need a good Pastor to help you understand. I hope you're not a retard .
          I was a Baptist growing up and I had a very good Pastor, but is just wasn't for me. I have been Wiccan now for one year now. Suprisingly my husband if fine with it, but we have both agreed that if we have kids they will be raised Christian.


          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Is that 5 members of the KKK? I hope you're not a racist too?
          No way! I just did that to be funny, becuse every one is always telling me that I'm going to h**l.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Thanks

            Originally posted by reihino View Post
            I was a Baptist growing up and I had a very good Pastor, but is just wasn't for me. I have been Wiccan now for one year now. Suprisingly my husband if fine with it, but we have both agreed that if we have kids they will be raised Christian.




            No way! I just did that to be funny, becuse every one is always telling me that I'm going to h**l.
            I've heard tell that wiccans eat babies. Is that your plan? To bring up Soldiers for Christ just so you can eat them?
            Why don't you just give up your wiccan ways and go back to Christianity? It sounds like your Pastor wasn't much good with his teachings. You wouldn't be on the road to hell now if he was any good.
            Our Pastors are some of the best in the land, you could always try and join our little congregation.
            I thank Jesus that he guided you here so we can talk you out of your baby eating ways.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • reihino
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Apr 2008
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Thanks

              Now why did you go and change my pic? Is that what you want me to look like? You may not like this but I am a very beautiful woman, I don't have tattoos or piercings all over the place, and I like bright colors! I don't eat cat's, but I do have two. I do climb trees but not for the reason you think. I would break my back on a skate board, and I can't stand baggy clothing. I'm not even close to being over weight and I don't play war-craft. I didn't even know what war-craft was until a week ago and I definitely don't relieve myself in public! I go to church with my husband every Sunday and out of respect I don't practice or even wear my pentacle any where near the Church. I don't try to convert anyone, but I do answer questions. And I don't eat Babies! I want to raise them Christian because that is what my husband wants and because I think that Christianity teaches good lessons that are easier to understand.

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              • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2008
                • 493

                #8
                Re: Thanks

                Originally posted by reihino View Post
                Now why did you go and change my pic? Is that what you want me to look like? You may not like this but I am a very beautiful woman, I don't have tattoos or piercings all over the place, and I like bright colors! I don't eat cat's, but I do have two. I do climb trees but not for the reason you think. I would break my back on a skate board, and I can't stand baggy clothing. I'm not even close to being over weight and I don't play war-craft. I didn't even know what war-craft was until a week ago and I definitely don't relieve myself in public! I go to church with my husband every Sunday and out of respect I don't practice or even wear my pentacle any where near the Church. I don't try to convert anyone, but I do answer questions. And I don't eat Babies! I want to raise them Christian because that is what my husband wants and because I think that Christianity teaches good lessons that are easier to understand.
                This creature stinks exactly like that heathen i'mashamed. Ban them both for trolling I say.

                Looky here:

                Originally posted by i'mashamed View Post
                If I ever got on a skateboard, I would bust my butt.
                Motorcycles scare me.
                I have a 2008 Nissan Altima. I would not mess it up with bumper stickers.
                I have one cat, 2 ferret, fishes, and a dog. And the only reason I have the cat is because it was injured on the street and I took it in. To tell you the truth I don't care for cats. But this one needed help.
                My children play video games. I don't. I think it is a waste of money.
                As far as Halloween, I do not put any decorations up for any holiday. Another waste of money.
                I have never urinated or defecated in public. blah, blah, blah, me this, me that, blah, blah....
                Damn them to Hell!!!!
                sigpic

                Exodus 22:18
                says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Thanks

                  Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                  This creature stinks exactly like that heathen i'mashamed. Ban them both for trolling I say!

                  Damn them to Hell!!!!
                  Very perceptive, Herr Doktor. Your years of dealing with sick, twisted minds has obviously left you well-equipped to spot God mockers and frauds.

                  In any event, witch scum like her often are drawn to our Godly forum. They are dazzled by the light of Christ's Truth, and yet repelled from hearing His Word because their dark master satan has them by the short hairs. With proper beatings training sessions, we have had some success in turning a few of them to Christ.

                  The others we use for firewood.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: Thanks

                    Originally posted by reihino View Post
                    No way! I just did that to be funny, becuse every one is always telling me that I'm going to h**l.
                    To Hull? What are you going to do there? Sell whelks?
                    Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                    This creature stinks exactly like that heathen i'mashamed. Ban them both for trolling I say.

                    Damn them to Hell!!!!
                    Yes, they do sound exactly the same, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're the same person. Wiccans are very dull, unoriginal creatures, so they do effectively form a hivemind controlled by Satan. They're basically the same as militant Communists, except that Communists sometimes wash.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22887

                      #11
                      Re: Thanks

                      Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                      This creature stinks exactly like that heathen i'mashamed. Ban them both for trolling I say.

                      Looky here:



                      Damn them to Hell!!!!
                      Herr Doktor
                      I’m sure you have not missed

                      Originally Posted by reihino I don't eat cat's, but I do have two.
                      Originally Posted by i'mashamed I have one cat, 2 ferret, fishes, and a dog.
                      These women clearly have succubae and familiars and are consorting with the devil in orgies of blasphemous lust. May I suggest you tease the soul from them with your red hot instruments of mercy and compassion?

                      (A video would be most instructive.)
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Thanks

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Herr Doktor
                        I’m sure you have not missed


                        These women clearly have succubae and familiars and are consorting with the devil in orgies of blasphemous lust. May I suggest you tease the soul from them with your red hot instruments of mercy and compassion?

                        (A video would be most instructive.)
                        I do hope these are two different slaves of Satan, otherwise i'mreihio has just eaten 2 ferrets, some fishes and a dog.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 493

                          #13
                          Re: Thanks

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Herr Doktor
                          I’m sure you have not missed


                          These women clearly have succubae and familiars and are consorting with the devil in orgies of blasphemous lust. May I suggest you tease the soul from them with your red hot instruments of mercy and compassion?

                          (A video would be most instructive.)
                          Indeed brother Bathfire, the significance was not lost on me. I was hoping the lowlife scum would enter into dialog with me so that I could smite her with my witches hammer.

                          I do have some videos but youtube proscriptions forbid their publication (Godless scum) and I just have so much trouble choosing my favorites out.

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          I do hope these are two different slaves of Satan, otherwise i'mreihio has just eaten 2 ferrets, some fishes and a dog.
                          Yes Brother Temperance, this is a most puzzling problem. I would need some hours alone with i'mreihio to solve this particular riddle.
                          sigpic

                          Exodus 22:18
                          says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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