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  • #16
    Re: More Joo Craziness!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    No, she's beyond biased and probably gets a percentage of all those charges. She's unlikely to be cutting her own throat on this one is she? Come on, pull yourself together and smell the non-kosher coffee!
    Oh my goodness! Whatever am I going to do with you lot of paranoid nuts?

    Oh wait... Do I hear squirrels? "Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!"
    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    I'm sorry, I promise I'll read it just as soon as I've finished with this morning's copy of the Joo York Times and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion...
    Now, now, Mr. SassyPants, there's no need to be a smart-ass.
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • #17
      Re: More Joo Craziness!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      No, she's beyond biased and probably gets a percentage of all those charges. She's unlikely to be cutting her own throat on this one is she? Come on, pull yourself together and smell the non-kosher coffee!
      I make sure my coffee's non-kosher by making it with milk and then dunking pork rinds in it like a biscuit.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #18
        Re: More Joo Craziness!

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        I make sure my coffee's non-kosher by making it with milk and then dunking pork rinds in it like a biscuit.
        Ha! try this
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #19
          Re: More Joo Craziness!

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          I make sure my coffee's non-kosher by making it with milk and then dunking pork rinds in it like a biscuit.
          That's disguting.
          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Ha! try this
          That's extremely disgusting!
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • #20
            Re: More Joo Craziness!

            Does certification add to the price of a product? Certainly, but the amount is miniscule, especially compared to the advertising, packaging, shipping, research, testing, admin and finance-related costs, and a myriad of other components that contribute to the process of bringing a product to market or making it better appeal to consumers. One might as well rail against the costs associated with selecting the ink colors and style of lettering used on a package; it's all legitimate business expense, even though no one ever rails against the "Secret Red Ink Conspiracy" or rants about the "Helvetica Font Tax."
            There, I read it – the joo-ess agrees, it costs money, the joos get the money, the video shows how much. The joos are getting $Millions (that’s $CDN(Millions x 1.0244)). And how typical to point out that you can claim it against tax – why do these people stereotype themselves?
            I think I will start the Bathfire Mark – I will personally approve most things for a fee certifying that they are fit for True Christians™ and I’ll start in Canada.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #21
              Re: More Joo Craziness!

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              There, I read it – the joo-ess agrees, it costs money, the joos get the money, the video shows how much. The joos are getting $Millions (that’s $CDN(Millions x 1.0244)). And how typical to point out that you can claim it against tax – why do these people stereotype themselves?
              I think I will start the Bathfire Mark – I will personally approve most things for a fee certifying that they are fit for True Christians™ and I’ll start in Canada.
              While I do appreciate that you've taken the time to read the article, it doesn't do much good when you go and misinterpret it. But at least you tried.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • #22
                Re: More Joo Craziness!

                I must say, reading this thread has been deeply disturbing. I certainly don't want to eat any food that might have some joo curse on it. While it has been enlightening to know to look for those vile symbols, I would feel better knowing that there were no joos lurking anywhere around while the food was being manufactured. I would certainly feel better if there was some sort of True Christian™ seal of approval on the things that I buy. Of course our Pastors would have to charge a modest sum for their inspection fees to ensure that there were no stealth rabbis around uttering some gobbledy-gook from the Torah, but I think all Americans could sleep better at night.

                Praise Jesus!
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • #23
                  Re: More Joo Craziness!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  I think I will start the Bathfire Mark – I will personally approve most things for a fee certifying that they are fit for True Christians™ and I’ll start in Canada.
                  If you started in Canada, you'd probably have to certify most things unfit for True Christians(tm).
                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                  While I do appreciate that you've taken the time to read the article, it doesn't do much good when you go and misinterpret it. But at least you tried.
                  What would be the correct way to interpret it? Are you trying to claim that the Joos pay the food manufacturers for the pleasure of chanting their gibberish?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #24
                    Re: More Joo Craziness!

                    I tried to start a thread on this subject a while ago. I wish TC's could band together and boycott all "K" and "U" products!

                    Cokesher - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8002&highlight=cokesher
                    Catholics, Wiccans, Lutherans, Satanists, Mormons, and more!
                    Come climb my mountains.

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