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  • #46
    Re: Is Denmark Evil?

    Originally posted by olebole View Post
    I apologize if I offended you my friend. You are right in most of the things you say - I of cause ment that the first White people came from Europe. (Just like the first White people in NZ, Aus., SA. etc. came from Europe.
    And what does it say about that God-forsaken pit of a continent that they were all so desperate to leave? (Not counting Australia, which is so much worse than Europe that it's where they sent their criminal scum.)
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    • #47
      Re: Is Denmark Evil?

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

      10:30 Stealing bats
      11:10 Lust for Gold
      11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
      12:00 Update on Masochism
      12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
      12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
      12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
      13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
      13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
      14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
      14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
      15:00 Update on Masochism

      All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

      10:30 Stealing bats
      11:10 Lust for Gold
      11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
      12:00 Update on Masochism
      12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
      12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
      12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
      13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
      13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
      14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
      14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
      15:00 Update on Masochism

      All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

      ---------------------------------------

      Tell me, what qualifications does your nephew have for translating Danish to English? Apparently none! I must say, I find this post and "translation" either extremely stupid or very pathetic. Stupid cause the translation is horribly wrong; words translated correctly can be counted on one hand :S Pathetic because, if it's not because you're stupid, you did this on purpose - and that's really low!
      Here's why I think it was on purpose: an example: "Nis" is "translated" to "Niece", "mærket" to "market", "livet" to "liver" and "kampen" to "camping" (none of which is true: Nis = a name, mærket = marked, livet = the life, kampen = the battle).
      The "translation" is clearly wrong, but some of the words look a bit similar, as you can see. So either your nephew did the "translating" just by guessing, and took some English words that looked like the Danish ones (problem with that is, I honestly can't imagine anyone be that stupid - not even in here) - or you "translated" the Danish words to similar looking English words so that readers might think that the "translate" was true.
      Your post could also be a joke? To see what you could make people in here believe?
      Nevertheless, here is the correct translation from someone who actually knows both English and Danish (and feel free to check it in a dictionary or on an online translator!!):
      10:30 Debatten
      = The debate; debat = debate + -en(definite article) = the</SPAN>

      11:10 Guldæblerne
      = The gold apples; guld = gold, æble = apple, -er(pluralis), guldæbler = gold apples + -ne(definite article) = the</SPAN>

      11:30 Formiddag med Nis Boesdal
      = Morning with Nis Boesdal; formiddag = morning, med = with, Nis Boesdal = a person; a 61 year old journalist and author - not a porn star LOL (he's on Wikipedia).

      12:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr
      = DR Update - News and weather; DR / Danmarks Radio = Denmark's Radio (the TV Channel), update = update, nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, og = and, vejr = weather
      DR Update med(with) seneste(latest) nyt(news) og(and) dagens(todays) vejr(weather).
      12:10 Horisont: Kampen om Faklen
      = Horizon: The battle of the torch; horisont = horizon, kamp = battle + -en(definite article) = the battle, om = of, fakkel = tourch </SPAN>+ -en(definite article) = the tourch.</SPAN>


      12:35 Gensyn med Brutalis
      = Reunion with Brutalis; gensyn = reunion, med = with, Brutalis = a rhinoceros who lived most of its life in Danish zoos(on Wikipedia too).
      12:55 Venner på eventyr
      = Friends on adventure, venner = friends, på = on, eventyr = adventure.
      13:25 Mærket for livet
      = Marked(emotionally) for life; mærke = feel/"mark" + -t = marked, for = for, livet(-et = definite article) = life</SPAN>
      13:50 Supernabo
      = Super neighbor; super = super, nabo = neighbor
      14:20 Kom igen
      = Come again/back; kom = come, igen = again/back
      14:50 Nyheder på tegnsprog
      = News in sign language; nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, på = in, tegnsprog = sign language, tegn = sign, sprog = language
      15:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr
      = DR Upadte - News and weather; DR / Danmarks Radio = Denmark’s Radio (the TV Channel), update = update, nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, og = and, vejr = weather
      - What further makes me believe that this was either a joke or a post of the intend to deceive readers - and not "just" a poor "translation", is this claim: "All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn."
      It sure sounds like he has been watching it a lot, enough to tell us about it at least. But he can't really have - why? Here's why:
      First of all, there are no porn commercials on ANY of our TV channels, and second, this exact channel, DR1, which you "translated" from, is in fact a public service channel paid by the Danish citizens, which means that it doesn't run commercials at all - not for beer, not for porn, not for anything.

      Shame on you!

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      • #48
        Re: Is Denmark Evil?

        It is a pity you have been banned, but God's justice is swift and sure! As an agent of Satan himself, your words of denial have the exactly opposite effect on all God-Fearing people throughout Christendom.

        Only someone desperate to be an apologist for that finger of land sticking up out of Godless Europistan and is "flipping God the bird" would take the time to invent such a lengthy and obviously erroneous translation.

        God is not light on sinners:

        Na:3:4: Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.
        Na:3:5: Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.
        Na:3:6: And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock.
        Na:3:7: And it shall come to pass, that all they that look upon thee shall flee from thee, and say, Nineveh is laid waste: who will bemoan her? whence shall I seek comforters for thee?
        Na:3:8: Art thou better than populous No, that was situate among the rivers, that had the waters round about it, whose rampart was the sea, and her wall was from the sea?

        I think that says it all.
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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #49
          Re: Is Denmark Evil?

          Its very sad really. There used to be a great people who lived in the North Lands, of which the present day Danes are a meager and poor shadow of a copy. Men used to be men! and spoke ONE language and spoke it loud and clear! not fumbling around sniveling in 3 or 4 or even more acid-tongued gruntings and howlings.

          When the North People worshiped the old GODs. The strong ones! Odin and Loki! not the panty livered sissy christian gods! bah!

          I hope the fanatic musslemen DO take over your stupid country and make you eat cartoons instead of bacon. and watch koran readings instead of your beloved porn.

          gah I hate the present day Danes.
          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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          • #50
            Re: Is Denmark Evil?

            Originally posted by Danish....Scum? View Post
            Is Denmark Evil?
            Yes.

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            • #51
              Re: Is Denmark Evil?

              Originally posted by I Believe In Facts View Post
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              Tell me, what qualifications does your nephew have for translating Danish to English? Apparently none! I must say, I find this post and "translation" either extremely stupid or very pathetic. Stupid cause the translation is horribly wrong; words translated correctly can be counted on one hand :S Pathetic because, if it's not because you're stupid, you did this on purpose - and that's really low!
              Here's why I think it was on purpose: an example: "Nis" is "translated" to "Niece", "mærket" to "market", "livet" to "liver" and "kampen" to "camping" (none of which is true: Nis = a name, mærket = marked, livet = the life, kampen = the battle).
              The "translation" is clearly wrong, but some of the words look a bit similar, as you can see. So either your nephew did the "translating" just by guessing, and took some English words that looked like the Danish ones (problem with that is, I honestly can't imagine anyone be that stupid - not even in here) - or you "translated" the Danish words to similar looking English words so that readers might think that the "translate" was true.
              Your post could also be a joke? To see what you could make people in here believe?
              Nevertheless, here is the correct translation from someone who actually knows both English and Danish (and feel free to check it in a dictionary or on an online translator!!):
              10:30 Debatten
              = The debate; debat = debate + -en(definite article) = the</SPAN>

              11:10 Guldæblerne
              = The gold apples; guld = gold, æble = apple, -er(pluralis), guldæbler = gold apples + -ne(definite article) = the</SPAN>

              11:30 Formiddag med Nis Boesdal
              = Morning with Nis Boesdal; formiddag = morning, med = with, Nis Boesdal = a person; a 61 year old journalist and author - not a porn star LOL (he's on Wikipedia).

              12:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr
              = DR Update - News and weather; DR / Danmarks Radio = Denmark's Radio (the TV Channel), update = update, nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, og = and, vejr = weather
              DR Update med(with) seneste(latest) nyt(news) og(and) dagens(todays) vejr(weather).
              12:10 Horisont: Kampen om Faklen
              = Horizon: The battle of the torch; horisont = horizon, kamp = battle + -en(definite article) = the battle, om = of, fakkel = tourch </SPAN>+ -en(definite article) = the tourch.</SPAN>


              12:35 Gensyn med Brutalis
              = Reunion with Brutalis; gensyn = reunion, med = with, Brutalis = a rhinoceros who lived most of its life in Danish zoos(on Wikipedia too).
              12:55 Venner på eventyr
              = Friends on adventure, venner = friends, på = on, eventyr = adventure.
              13:25 Mærket for livet
              = Marked(emotionally) for life; mærke = feel/"mark" + -t = marked, for = for, livet(-et = definite article) = life</SPAN>
              13:50 Supernabo
              = Super neighbor; super = super, nabo = neighbor
              14:20 Kom igen
              = Come again/back; kom = come, igen = again/back
              14:50 Nyheder på tegnsprog
              = News in sign language; nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, på = in, tegnsprog = sign language, tegn = sign, sprog = language
              15:00 DR Update - Nyheder og vejr
              = DR Upadte - News and weather; DR / Danmarks Radio = Denmark’s Radio (the TV Channel), update = update, nyhed(singularis) = a news + er(pluralis) = news, og = and, vejr = weather
              - What further makes me believe that this was either a joke or a post of the intend to deceive readers - and not "just" a poor "translation", is this claim: "All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn."
              It sure sounds like he has been watching it a lot, enough to tell us about it at least. But he can't really have - why? Here's why:
              First of all, there are no porn commercials on ANY of our TV channels, and second, this exact channel, DR1, which you "translated" from, is in fact a public service channel paid by the Danish citizens, which means that it doesn't run commercials at all - not for beer, not for porn, not for anything.

              Shame on you!
              I'm Danish and THIS is the right translation - pathetic to try to make us Danes look like that

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              • #52
                Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                mcuh love denmark, much love..
                peaceout

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                • #53
                  Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                  Originally posted by PiratosXL View Post
                  I'm Danish and THIS is the right translation -
                  My suspicion is that the banned poster "I Believe In Facts" has told you to post this. He was batshit crazy and a God Mocker
                  pathetic to try to make us Danes look like that
                  But you are like that, Google "Denmark Porn" (Lord forgive me)
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                    damn man try and write american porn LOL!!

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                    • #55
                      Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                      You don't sound Danish at all - I will ignore you.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                        Can't be for real...

                        You all argue if a country is "Evil" but you never where there?

                        Of course everyone is proud of their own nation why not? Americans are proud to be American, so you should also understand that others are proud of their nation.

                        But really, a country is not evil if it did nothing to you, if they where at war with you, shure they are evil.

                        In the end i got to say, each nation in the world think's they are the best. Seriousely. This is not ment to flame but it is just a statement of facts.

                        What and who forbids anyone to be proud of their nation?

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                        • #57
                          Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                          Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                          You all argue if a country is "Evil" but you never where there?
                          I have been to Denmark. Truly a den of sin and debauchery i

                          Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                          you should also understand that others are proud of their nation.
                          Strange. I can't imagine why you would be proud of a third world hellhole like Denmark.

                          Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                          But really, a country is not evil if it did nothing to you, if they where at war with you, shure they are evil.
                          That's what I am always telling mentally insane liberals. Iraq is inherently evil. Shout glory!

                          Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                          In the end i got to say, each nation in the world think's they are the best. Seriousely.
                          Except in the case of America, it's true.

                          Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                          What and who forbids anyone to be proud of their nation?
                          No one. Go Cowboys! (I don't expect an ignorant European to understand that reference. )
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • #58
                            Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                            Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                            What and who forbids anyone to be proud of their nation?
                            God does.

                            Proverbs 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.

                            Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

                            Spalms 10:4 The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • #59
                              Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                              Proverbs 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.

                              Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

                              Spalms 10:4 The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts.


                              Come on... you can't be for real, this applies to everyone. If you hate arrogant people than you shouldn't be arrogant yourself. It is your job to forgive, it is god's job to judge. If I go to heaven/hell is only god's choice am I right?

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                              • #60
                                Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                                Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                                If you hate arrogant people than you shouldn't be arrogant yourself.
                                Wait, so you find it arrogant when someone quotes Bible passages condemning arrogance?

                                (puzzled)
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22
                                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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