[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

So its basicly a sin not being born an American?

Not as long as you learn American, so you can read God's own word in the original language (the King James Authorized Version, 1611)

Actually it is because the part of denmark I live in is close to the German border and that I feel a certain relation to them as a people. Is that wrong too?

I took the liberty of consulting the Department of Faith, and they provided me with this handy map of the target area:



It doesn't matter whether you're Danish, German or Muslim. Jesus (and the Department of Faith) knows where you live, so drop to your knees and find Jesus, before Jesus finds you.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Danes are obviously Euro homers, but I find myself a little torn because they're responsible for some of the most hilarious comics I've ever seen about Moohamhead as well as one of the most delicious pastries I've ever tasted. I would like to see them give up socialism and sodomy and find Jesus because, darn it, an apple danish would really hit the spot right now.

[KJV4me]

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I think the danish are quite cool actually..

They won't be very "cool" once they find themselves in the fiery confines of Satan's homersexual BDSM dungeon!

[KJV4me]

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So its basicly a sin not being born an American?

The United State of America does accept immigrants. Just fill out the form, pay the processing fee, accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, and wait in line (and learn the American language). You should get your citzenship within a decade or two.

Its really a very simple and rewarding process!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

10:30 Stealing bats
11:10 Lust for Gold
11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
12:00 Update on Masochism
12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
15:00 Update on Masochism

All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.

How very true. But the good thing is that Arabian threats of consumer boycotts don't faze the Danes.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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How very true. But the good thing is that Arabian threats of consumer boycotts don't faze the Danes.

. . .which reminds me of this old boycott story from the first Motoon crisis: Iran renames Danish pastries:

"Bakeries across the capital were covering up their ads for Danish pastries Thursday after the confectioners' union ordered the name change in retaliation for caricatures of the Muslim prophet published in a Danish newspaper.

"Given the insults by Danish newspapers against the prophet, as of now the name of Danish pastries will give way to 'Rose of Muhammad' pastries," the union said in its order."

The towelheads boycotted Danish pastries (made by their local bakeries), by calling them "Rose of Muhammad' -- presumably in honour of Flemming Rose, the editor who published the 12 Motoons.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I’m sure readers here will recognize the scenario of screaming children in Wal-Mart brought to book by a swift blow from a large can of dog food by a loving mother.

In Denmark, such an action would have the mother in prison for the rest of her life, or at least until she had learned the entire works of Hans Anderson off by heart.
Now let us look at what God has to say:

Proverb:22:15: Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Proverb:29:15: The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.

De:5:16: Honour thy father and thy mother, as the LORD thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

And thus we see that Denmark’s laws preventing hitting disobedient children lead directly to a shortened life expectancy and poor career and health prospects.

Why do the Danes inflict this upon their children? Do the Danes really want a country of evil little children?

You don’t believe that they grow up evil as a result of not being soundly beaten on a regular basis?

Look at the picture – have you ever seen a creepier kid? Yes, That’s right, she’s Danish and she's never been hit...

[Nobar King]

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What do the Norwegians think? Is there something evil in Denmark?

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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It's hard to think of anything positive to say about Denmark (except, of course, Sister MM's insightful comments about the comics and the pastries), but, in the spirit of international cooperation, here's my best shot:

YOU'RE NOT AS EVIL AS FRANCE

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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What do the Norwegians think? Is there something evil in Denmark?

You have already, by your first question, launched the discussion into the realm of imagination.

[olebole]

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Sorry if I seem a bit harsh but; are you for real?

I lived in Denmark for a bit more then 20 years and the translation of the tv shows are compleatly wrong. Allow me to make a more accurate translation


I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

10:30 The debate (a debate program that deals mosly with politics) and not Stealing bats
11:10 The golden apples (don't know what it is) and not Lust for Gold
11:30 A Morning with Nis Boesdal (a show that gives people advise on anything from gardening to legal issues) and not a morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
12:00 Update with news and the weather (news) and notUpdate on Masochism
12:10 Horizon (deals with political issues of the word) and not Camping (homersexual stuff)
12:35 Reunion with Brutalis (Brutalist is a rhinoceros in Copenhagen Zoo) and not Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
12:55 Friends on adventure (a travel show) and not VD treatment (with startling graphics)
13:25 Hurt for life (dont know what is about) and not The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
13:50 Super neighbour (about how nieghbours help eachother) and not Like Super Mario but worse
14:20 Come again (dont know what its about) and not Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
14:50 New on sign language (news) and not Update on Masochism for Children
15:00 Update with news and the weather (news) and not Update on Masochism

Finally the tv channel is state owned which mean that it does not show tv commercials at all. And as a bonus info I can add that I never in all the time I lived in Denmark se a sigle commercial for porn or bacon on any tv channel broadcaster in the country (even foreign ones).



On a personal note I'm a bit disapointing after reading Pastor Billy-Reuben saying that most of you are well educated and that anyone who wants to participate in this forum have to have his facts right and then read this thread where nothing is corect.



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[olebole]

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it seems I was a bit fast and forgot to put a few s and so on but hope you get the idea anyway

[James Hutchins]

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it seems I was a bit fast and forgot to put a few s and so on but hope you get the idea anyway

How do you possibly expect anyone to take an illiterate seriously. This is exactly the point the good Pastor was making. If you are uneducated and not bright as you are, you cannot possibly discuss things. You cannot make up lies like you have been to suit your deviant agenda. God sees all and He knows what your plans are, though not entirely apparent yet to regular people. Why, you even had to have your 'nephew yeah, right)' translate to suit you.

[olebole]

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How do you possibly expect anyone to take an illiterate seriously. This is exactly the point the good Pastor was making. If you are uneducated and not bright as you are, you cannot possibly discuss things. You cannot make up lies like you have been to suit your deviant agenda. God sees all and He knows what your plans are, though not entirely apparent yet to regular people. Why, you even had to have your 'nephew yeah, right)' translate to suit you.

As you might have notice I'm not native english speaker but english is only one of the 6 languages I speak.

I don't know what lies you are referring to, I would lov to post some links to the tv shows in question if you do not believe me.