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  • #76
    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by IAmTheAlmighty View Post
    Maybe God doesn't judge or concentrate on petty things like hair colour, maybe he's better than that.

    Also, I found this funny photo I thought you might all like.
    Seems pretty accurate. What is the point you are trying to make?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #77
      Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

      If you think all the things from the second part are fine, but the top parts aren't, then you have to be one messed up person.

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      • #78
        Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

        Originally posted by IAmTheAlmighty View Post
        If you think all the things from the second part are fine, but the top parts aren't, then you have to be one messed up person.
        You think people should want to burn in Hell?
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • #79
          Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

          Originally posted by IAmTheAlmighty View Post
          If you think all the things from the second part are fine, but the top parts aren't, then you have to be one messed up person.
          Watch how you talk to your betters, boy.



          If you can't express yourself without being insulting, you will be asked to leave.

          (Colossians 4:6) "Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man."

          YiC,

          Zech
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          • #80
            Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

            I'm sorry, I just don't understand how rape and child abuse are OK. Could this be explained?

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            • #81
              Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

              Originally posted by IAmTheAlmighty View Post
              I'm sorry, I just don't understand how rape and child abuse are OK. Could this be explained?
              A fundamental part of Christianity is following the law of Jesus.

              Some bits are harder than others. I'm not very keen on the idea of rape being a crime against property instead of person and some queers are genuinely friendly but as a Christian it is my duty to follow the Bible if I want Jesus to be my Saviour.

              That means advocating the death of queers and rapees marrying their rapists as Jesus demands; I don't ask why. Who am I to question my creator?

              God bless
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #82
                Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                A fundamental part of Christianity is following the law of Jesus.

                Some bits are harder than others. I'm not very keen on the idea of rape being a crime against property instead of person and some queers are genuinely friendly but as a Christian it is my duty to follow the Bible if I want Jesus to be my Saviour.

                That means advocating the death of queers and rapees marrying their rapists as Jesus demands; I don't ask why. Who am I to question my creator?

                God bless
                I know, right?

                A few days ago my Jeep was overheating so I pulled off the road and a couple of minutes later two fags stopped to ask if I needed a hand (NO JOKES PLEASE).

                My first thought: good grief, what kind of man drives a MIATA?



                Anyway, I told them everything was OK it just needs to cool down, but they stayed there talking for a while. Really nice guys, and polite as all get out, but you know...sodomites.

                Later I wondered if they were plotting to rape me. You know how they get.

                YiC,

                Zech
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                • #83
                  Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  I know, right?

                  A few days ago my Jeep was overheating so I pulled off the road and a couple of minutes later two fags stopped to ask if I needed a hand (NO JOKES PLEASE).

                  My first thought: good grief, what kind of man drives a MIATA?



                  Anyway, I told them everything was OK it just needs to cool down, but they stayed there talking for a while. Really nice guys, and polite as all get out, but you know...sodomites.

                  Later I wondered if they were plotting to rape me. You know how they get.

                  YiC,

                  Zech
                  Damn me, but that was a close shave, Brother.

                  The reason queers hang around in pairs is because no one queer has strong enough wrists to pin a normal man down: they need two of them to do it.



                  The fact they didn't try to have their way with your face and mouth is proof (if proof be need be) that Jesus has your back!

                  Glory!
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                    Originally posted by IAmTheAlmighty View Post
                    I'm sorry, I just don't understand how rape and child abuse are OK. Could this be explained?
                    Hi friend. You sound a bit confused. You see, if you read the Holy Bible in context, these things will all fall into place. That's why we consistently encourage people to read the Word of God.

                    In answer to your question, you have to remember that legitimate rape is never "okay" in that the rapist gets to go off and rape again. In the case of a legitimate rape, there are consequences that must be carried out for the good of all parties (Deuteronomy 22:28-29).

                    You're similarly confused about child abuse. The Holy Bible does not condone abuse; it encourages discipline. You can read more about that HERE.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #85
                      Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      I know, right?

                      A few days ago my Jeep was overheating so I pulled off the road and a couple of minutes later two fags stopped to ask if I needed a hand (NO JOKES PLEASE).

                      My first thought: good grief, what kind of man drives a MIATA?



                      Anyway, I told them everything was OK it just needs to cool down, but they stayed there talking for a while. Really nice guys, and polite as all get out, but you know...sodomites.

                      Later I wondered if they were plotting to rape me. You know how they get.

                      YiC,

                      Zech
                      Oh my WORD, Mr. Smyth! How terrifying!

                      I am so glad the LORD kept you safe from harm!

                      Praise Jesus!
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #86
                        Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                        Originally posted by IAmTheAlmighty View Post
                        ...Also Didymus, I was wondering why you would want a porn star as the President of the US.
                        If the choice was between a porn star and a Mormon bishop (e.g. Romney), wouldn't you?

                        For one thing, nobody'd be able to blackmail him over ANYTHING.

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                        • #87
                          Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                          Yesterday in Edinbugger, Godless Scotland:




                          Anyone spot a soul among this lot?

                          The green-t-shirted fool leading this march is quoted as saying:

                          In Canada there's not a lot of redheads, and for me as a really ridiculously gay kid, having red hair only heightened my sense of isolation because nobody looked like me, nobody lisped like me or burnt under the sun like I did.
                          Well, I never thought I'd say this, but good for Canada!
                          2 Timothy 3:16

                          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                          • #88
                            Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                            Prove that any of you have a soul

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                            • #89
                              Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                              Originally posted by dogofwar View Post
                              Prove that any of you have a soul
                              It's in the Bible(KJV1611), doofus.

                              Matthew 10:28 - And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

                              God bless.
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #90
                                Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                                Okay then by that redheads have sould

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