[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I don't see many gingers around, so I can't prove they do.

Please leave this thread open for those who do have evidence for submission to the hypothesis that gingers have souls. Thank you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

...Do you believe this? Sounds somewhat like hogwash to me.

Of course I believe gingers have no souls.

[meemie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Of course I believe gingers have no souls.

Neither do I.

Somebody simply edited a few words out of my post to make it sound very different.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Neither do I.

Somebody simply edited a few words out of my post to make it sound very different.

Why do you believe gingers have no souls? Something tells me you are trying hard to fit in by saying what you think we want to hear instead of reading your Bible and finding the Truth(r).

[meemie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Why do you believe gingers have no souls? Something tells me you are trying hard to fit in by saying what you think we want to hear instead of reading your Bible and finding the Truth®.

Not really. What I'd say to back myself up might just be taken out of context and be misinterpreted the heck out of since, I'll be very honest and in no way am I trying to offend anyone by saying this, sometimes it seems like some want an argument rather than having a discussion.

It also feels like the headline you're labeled with depends on what reaction you'd get. If you're "unsaved" for example, people would automatically assume (a detestable word) that what you're saying is bad and needs to be proven wrong. Whereas a "true Christian" would be left alone and seen as someone with good humor. Trying not to generalize, here, but it's just what it feels like. If this is incorrect, PLEASE guide me to the right answer, so the mistake will be much harder to make in the future.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Not really. What I'd say to back myself up might just be taken out of context and be misinterpreted the heck out of since, I'll be very honest and in no way am I trying to offend anyone by saying this, sometimes it seems like some want an argument rather than having a discussion.

It also feels like the headline you're labeled with depends on what reaction you'd get. If you're "unsaved" for example, people would automatically assume (a detestable word) that what you're saying is bad and needs to be proven wrong. Whereas a "true Christian" would be left alone and seen as someone with good humor. Trying not to generalize, here, but it's just what it feels like. If this is incorrect, PLEASE guide me to the right answer, so the mistake will be much harder to make in the future.

It's all me me me, meemie. Not a word about Jesus and how He loves us but hates sinners and unbelievers and will burn them for all eternity. Not a word of praise for His temporary death so you might be saved from doing things it would never occur to you all by yourself that they were wrong. I mean, who knew that even looking on a woman with lust was the same as adultery without Jesus?

Open yourself wide and receive the love inside you.

[meemie]

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It's all me me me, meemie. Not a word about Jesus and how He loves us but hates sinners and unbelievers and will burn them for all eternity. Not a word of praise for His temporary death so you might be saved from doing things it would never occur to you all by yourself that they were wrong. I mean, who knew that even looking on a woman with lust was the same as adultery without Jesus?

Open yourself wide and receive the love inside you.

That actually did help, thank you. Yes, it's not all me me me (ironically), but it did sound like it and will be worked on. Although you didn't say what I wanted to know, but it can slide since that was something a Christian needs to hear from time to time. It counts. Jesus never let frustration take over (if at all possible) and neither should any of us. Sin is very easily committed that way.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Still not one word of praise for Jesus!

It's the Sabbath as well.

Come soon, please, Jesus, and judge these dreadful sinners (so full of their own importance) and gather us, your true worshippers, to you to rejoice in Heaven while they scream in everlasting torment. In your love.

[John North]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

It’s obvious that no evidence can be presented to support the (somewhat retarded) statement that gingers have souls. Not a single reference has been made to the Bible proving the antagonists correct.

Everybody that has ever met a ginger knows that they are nothing but empty vessels. You can make them do simple things in a robotic fashion, like watching TV, typewriting or even fetching things when prompted to do so. These are all skills that they share with other soulless mammals, like dogs or badgers.

One of my colleagues at work is a ginger. When I ask her if she loves Jesus, she just gives me an empty look back, as if she was re-booting or something. Then she returns to playing Farmville on Facebook.

[meemie]

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Still not one word of praise for Jesus!

Praise Jesus.

Commended a quality Jesus had, and that was His patience. I take it a louder mention is preferred.

Thank you, Christ, for displaying such impeccable patience and self-control in the face of sinners. That and all the virtues of great importance, with love, discipline, and righteousness. If everyone was like you, the world would be a better place.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Thank you, Christ, for displaying such impeccable patience and self-control in the face of sinners. That and all the virtues of great importance, with love, discipline, and righteousness. If everyone was like you, the world would be a better place.

How dare you!

Nobody else could be like Jesus. It's Godmockers like you that are sending this country down the drain!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Praise Jesus.

Commended a quality Jesus had, and that was His patience. I take it a louder mention is preferred.

Thank you, Christ, for displaying such impeccable patience and self-control in the face of sinners. That and all the virtues of great importance, with love, discipline, and righteousness. If everyone was like you, the world would be a better place.

But that's a simple lie. Jesus pretty much spent His entire time going round being utterly intolerant of the status quo and showing barely any patience for stupid questions. I said for you to praise Jesus, not make stuff up about Him so he sounds like a gay hippie.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Praise Jesus.

Commended a quality Jesus had, and that was His patience. I take it a louder mention is preferred.

Thank you, Christ, for displaying such impeccable patience and self-control in the face of sinners. That and all the virtues of great importance, with love, discipline, and righteousness. If everyone was like you, the world would be a better place.

If Jesus was coming at you with one of these that He made earlier them you might disagree with your silly statement. Jesus could kick ass when needed.




John 2:15
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;

Glory!


Jack

[meemie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Nobody else could be like Jesus.

Well of course not. The "if" was used along the common lines of "if only. but sadly it's not possible."

It's Godmockers like you

Whether I'm a Godmocker or not (which I'm not), telling that to one person won't change the millions of atheists out there. Your intentions are well, and praise Jesus for that, but this is a person who's already been trying to change their ways for awhile, although it might not seem like it. I came seeking guidance, got lost for some time, and now have been blessed by yours and Redeemed Papist's efforts that are not going to waste. Can't say I blame either of you for getting impatient since you get crazy nuts for new members to deal with quite often.

But that's a simple lie. Jesus pretty much spent His entire time going round being utterly intolerant of the status quo and showing barely any patience for stupid questions. I said for you to praise Jesus, not make stuff up about Him so he sounds like a gay hippie.

Thanks for clearing that part up. From His point of view, a society He was forced to put up with like that would get on anybody's nerves if they were Saved. Would God even be able to put up with that for long?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

It’s obvious that no evidence can be presented to support the (somewhat retarded) statement that gingers have souls. Not a single reference has been made to the Bible proving the antagonists correct...

Hi, rapeusnow. I think you've misunderstood the situation slightly. As I am not a True Christian™, it doesn't really matter to me where the evidence comes from. The KJV Bible would be best in these circumstances, of course, but failing that, any writings, sacred or not, from any faith tradition, even secular sources, would be considered.

So anyone listening in, who has extra-Biblical evidence that gingers have souls but has been wary of introducing it here for fear of the mockery, disdain, and turd flinging that would ensue, fear not, for Pastor Ezekiel himself has given special dispensation for discussion of this topic to include ANY source, including (gasp) science!

Bring it on!