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    More Catholic ignorance.

    BRASILIA, Brazil — A 41-year-old car washer from northeastern Brazil shocked his family by turning up at his own wake after his family mistakenly identified a murdered local man at the morgue as him, local media reported Tuesday.

    Family and friends in the town of Alagoinhas in Bahia state were gathered around the body of another car washer resembling Gilberto Araujo when he showed up after being told of his "death" by a friend who had spotted him in the street.

    "I said, 'Guys, I'm alive, pinch me,'" Araujo told the O Globo news website (link is in Portugese). He had not seen his family for about four months until then.

    His mother, shopkeeper Maria Menezes, said some of those attending the wake fainted while others fled.

    "It was a fright. ... I'm very happy because what mother has a son that they say is dead then turns up alive?" she said.
    Well, Hello Mrs Heathen! The answer to your question is "Mary Mother of Jesus."

    Just shows that Catholics have no clue about Christianity...
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  • #2
    Re: More Catholic ignorance.

    Stupid catlick beaners.

    Everyone knows a clean Escalade is important regarding first appearences. A Pastors relationship with his flock is dependant up on it. I imagine Pedro there was a very good wheel well scrubber.

    Those ignorant catlicks need to know God Saves(r).
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: More Catholic ignorance.

      They can't even read the True Word in its NATIVE language, so what hope do they really have to be saved? I am living proof of how learning English as He intended can help set you free..
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      • #4
        Re: More Catholic ignorance.

        I don't care what country or what lanuage is spoken, it just isn't right for some insignificant mother somewhere to talk about her story and ignore the truth of Jesus.

        The should not have been reported in such a serious way, but mocked as an affront the the Word of God.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: More Catholic ignorance.

          Brazilians aren't even cathlic. They're a mut race between cathlic, African voo-doo, and American Indian jungle paganism. No wonder they're all lost.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: More Catholic ignorance.

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Brazilians aren't even cathlic. They're a mut race between cathlic, African voo-doo, and American Indian jungle paganism. No wonder they're all lost.
            That describes New Orleans, too. And Haiti. No wonder He sent Katrina and the earthquake.
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            Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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            • #7
              Re: More Catholic ignorance.

              I thought Brazilian was like more than a ka-billion, ka-zillian dollars. I had no idea they were beaners!
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