[Don the Baptist]

Re: I need references.

Well Donny-boy, I want you to prove that God exists. Now answer me these questions:
1. Why did God kill innocent people back in Ancient Times?
2. Why is there starvation in the world?
3. Why won't God heal amputees?
4. If God exists, then why is he hiding?
5. What was God doing before he created Adam?
6. And just why did God create man? For his own perverse pleasure? To toy with mankind and to test mankind? To send the believers to heaven to serve Him there and to cast the others into Hell so Satan can have his pleasure with the unbelievers?
7. If God created the universe, who made God?
8. If God existed, Prayer would have granted world peace by now wouldn't it have?
9. "Thou shalt not kill." Did God violate his own commandment?

You select a most peculiar way to prove something to me that I do not doubt to start with. You use questions that atheists use to argue that God does not exist so that concerns me with your motives.

None of your questions can be adequately answered to satisfy anyone with the ability to think and neither prove of disprove anything even when answered, so there is really no point in addressing your foolish list of inquiries.

If you want to answer them yourself that is quite fine but I doubt we would agree on your answers and neither can you prove that your answers are correct.

[AlexAlmighty]

Re: I need references.

You say that with such self-righteous indignation that it makes me think that you actually believe that my profile is true ...

Pulpwood cutting is a necessary thing just because we all use paper, and it was quite popular for nonliterate individuals in the deep south when I was in high school.

I would be very surprised if you made more than I do, trust me asshat. However, no matter how much you do or do not make - you are still a pantload...

I happen to be a petroleum engineer. I make more as an undergrad than you do. And trust me, paper will soon be obsolete. With the ability to send articles via email or carry them in an external device and with the ability to draw art on a computer by using an external touch pad, we will come to an age where paper is useless. And I'm sure that age is approaching very, very quickly. If I'm a pantload, that must make you a ****head. See you later ****head.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I need references.

I did some research over this topic and I found no such verse saying homosexuality is wrong except for Leviticus 18: 22

Well, "I did some research" is a clear lie, because even the most rudimentary searches would show more than that one verse condemning sodomites.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: I need references.

I happen to be a petroleum engineer. I make more as an undergrad than you do. And trust me, paper will soon be obsolete. With the ability to send articles via email or carry them in an external device and with the ability to draw art on a computer by using an external touch pad, we will come to an age where paper is useless. And I'm sure that age is approaching very, very quickly. If I'm a pantload, that must make you a ****head. See you later ****head.

blah, blah, blah - and I am a self-employed investment advisor (yeah, that's right - business OWNER) and a quality engineering consultant - trust me you do not make more than I do, and you are still a pantload. But thanks for "showing" your "love of Christ" that you hold for all mankind. What a hypocrite! And a mean bastard too.

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

I happen to be a petroleum engineer. I make more as an undergrad than you do. And trust me, paper will soon be obsolete. With the ability to send articles via email or carry them in an external device and with the ability to draw art on a computer by using an external touch pad, we will come to an age where paper is useless. And I'm sure that age is approaching very, very quickly. If I'm a pantload, that must make you a ****head. See you later ****head.

Flint, I love how you censor Alex here, instead of ol' Donny boy here calling him a queer, a faggot, and other things. The bias is killing me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I need references.

1. Why did God kill innocent people back in Ancient Times?

You are stupid - God has kill no innocent people

2. Why is there starvation in the world?

The godless heathens are being punished for their lack of Faith in The Lord

3. Why won't God heal amputees?

See above.

4. If God exists, then why is he hiding?

He is all about, he sees and knows everything.

5. What was God doing before he created Adam?

This is not known – you have personal secrets, God chooses not to divulge this part of His history – a Christian accepts that privacy.

6. And just why did God create man? For his own perverse pleasure? To toy with mankind and to test mankind? To send the believers to heaven to serve Him there and to cast the others into Hell so Satan can have his pleasure with the unbelievers?

God placed Adam upon earth to enjoy eternal life free from all wants. He produced Eve from Adam as a “helpmeet” for Adam. Only after Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge did God make mankind mortal. This was His punishment for disobedience.

7. If God created the universe, who made God?

This question is pointless – before Tuesday, where was Tuesday?

8. If God existed, Prayer would have granted world peace by now wouldn't it have?

No, the war against Satan and his minions will continue.

9. "Thou shalt not kill." Did God violate his own commandment?

Can you understand English? Are you a retard? God is not too keen on retards and I am beginning to be less forgiving of you than perhaps I should be. Can you really be that stupid? God said, “Thou shalt not kill.” He did not say “I shall not kill.” You’re a cretin who knows absolutely nothing about Christianity – you vile heathen!

Now, what aspect of finding Jesus interests you most?

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

You are stupid - God has kill no innocent people
The godless heathens are being punished for their lack of Faith in The Lord
See above.
He is all about, he sees and knows everything.
This is not known – you have personal secrets, God chooses not to divulge this part of His history – a Christian accepts that privacy.
God placed Adam upon earth to enjoy eternal life free from all wants. He produced Eve from Adam as a “helpmeet” for Adam. Only after Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge did God make mankind mortal. This was His punishment for disobedience.
This question is pointless – before Tuesday, where was Tuesday?
No, the war against Satan and his minions will continue.
Can you understand English? Are you a retard? God is not too keen on retards and I am beginning to be less forgiving of you than perhaps I should be. Can you really be that stupid? God said, “Thou shalt not kill.” He did not say “I shall not kill.” You’re a cretin who knows absolutely nothing about Christianity – you vile heathen!

Now, what aspect of finding Jesus interests you most?

1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

1st how do you know God doesn't want to?
2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.

There's an edit.

[Deaner]

Re: I need references.

What was God doing before he created Adam?

He was obviously thinking about things you idiot.

We're at six thousand years and counting. We know that God knows everything including that which has not yet happened. Therefore he had to plan it all. Every tiny detail right down to how many hairs on the head of every single being that ever lived.

Don't you realize how long that would take to figure things out?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I need references.

1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.

1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?

Want me to do what?

2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.

Who is “He”?

3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?

I have corrected your English

4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.

The point of the answer was to show you that your question was pointless.

5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.

Can you give me any names, dates, witnesses, means, motive, opportunity? No, I thought not.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: I need references.

Flint, I love how you censor Alex here, instead of ol' Donny boy here calling him a queer, a faggot, and other things. The bias is killing me.

Well, I said nothing untrue (praise and glory). AlexLessThanMighty claims to be a "petroleum engineer". Well, call me a dullard if you will but:

• Petroleum is used in Vaseline, as in petroleum jelly...
• Engineer, when added to the end of petroleum sounds a lot like end, do you see that eng, end, eng, end....
• End - as in rear end, butt, hiney, exit only (for us Christians)
• Now, we have petroleum jelly and ass used in the same term (by Alex NOT me).
• He also "claims" to be WELL compensated (better than anyone here) for taking it in the rear end, which makes him no better than a 2 bit whore in my book, forgive me Jesus...
• The natural inference is that AlexNotMighty is queer, rump-ranger, low wage earner, loser, etc.

Do you see how I arrived at that conclusion AirBiscuit? Alex (and yourself apparently) would be well served by turning from your homerish, rump-ranger ways and turning to Jesus instead, HE and ONLY HE can help you with forsaking your perversions - can I pray with you both?

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

Well, I said nothing untrue (praise and glory). AlexLessThanMighty claims to be a "petroleum engineer". Well, call me a dullard if you will but:

• Petroleum is used in Vaseline, as in petroleum jelly...
• Engineer, when added to the end of petroleum sounds a lot like end, do you see that eng, end, eng, end....
• End - as in rear end, butt, hiney, exit only (for us Christians)
• Now, we have petroleum jelly and ass used in the same term (by Alex NOT me).
• He also "claims" to be WELL compensated (better than anyone here) for taking it in the rear end, which makes him no better than a 2 bit whore in my book, forgive me Jesus...
• The natural inference is that AlexNotMighty is queer, rump-ranger, low wage earner, loser, etc.

Do you see how I arrived at that conclusion AirBiscuit? Alex (and yourself apparently) would be well served by turning from your homerish, rump-ranger ways and turning to Jesus instead, HE and ONLY HE can help you with forsaking your perversions - can I pray with you both?

Donny boy, Donny boy, Donny boy, apparently you didn't read my thread clearly. I know him in person, and he's a VERY strong Christian. So I love how you're insulting him behind his back while he has a two year banishment from these forums. You also just contradicted yourself in your fourth bullet. And your logic is so childish, it boggles me.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

So I love how you're insulting him behind his back while he has a two year banishment from these forums.

He's not banned. He can still read and he can still post. He's got a bad case of potty-mouth, so a moderator has to approve his posts before they become visible to everyone else, but that's the only restriction he has. This is a Christian forum so we try to keep it clean.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[BiskitFool]

Re: I need references.

He's not banned. He can still read and he can still post. He's got a bad case of potty-mouth, so a moderator has to approve his posts before they become visible to everyone else, but that's the only restriction he has. This is a Christian forum so we try to keep it clean.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Explain to me then why it says his ban will be lifted on the fifth of May of 2010 when he attempts to log in to his account?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I need references.

Explain to me then why it says his ban will be lifted on the fifth of May of 2010 when he attempts to log in to his account?

That would either be demons in his computer who don't want him to get saved, Jesus keeping him out of His forum because He knows Alex is up to no good, or a glitch in the forum software.

1. He can eliminate the first possibility by following these steps, courtesy of our friends at DemonBuster.

BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked.

2. If that doesn't work, then he can eliminate the second possibility by getting serious about salvation. He needs to read the King James Bible from cover to cover and believe every word of it, then follow all of the steps outlined here.

3. If he gets saved and still can't get online, tell him to email me with his testimony and I'll take him off of moderation. We'll also look into why putting someone on moderation makes it so they can't login.

Yours in Christ,
Pastor Billy-Reuben