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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    El Stinko De Mayo (and I shudder!)

    I'm concerned that my gardener, Alberto Gonzales will be slacking come Monday. I've been told Monday is some sort of holiday where the Messicans threaten to take over GOD's favorite country. I just want to let everyone (including Alberto) know that if my patio isn't GORGEOUS for the Landover Ladies' Etiquette meeting (Monday at Noon) I'm calling El Immigration! YOUR THOUGHTS???
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22887
      #2
      Re: El Stinko De Mayo (and I shudder!)

      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
      I'm concerned that my gardener, Alberto Gonzales will be slacking come Monday. I've been told Monday is some sort of holiday where the Messicans threaten to take over GOD's favorite country. I just want to let everyone (including Alberto) know that if my patio isn't GORGEOUS for the Landover Ladies' Etiquette meeting (Monday at Noon) I'm calling El Immigration! YOUR THOUGHTS???
      If that's your Gonzales, you're feeding him too well; these Messicants work better slimmer. Try having the housemaid throw the scraps directly in the trash.

      If you do have to call Homeland Security, tell them to bring a heavy-lift truck.
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        • Justina Thyme
          Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2007
          • 1718
          #3
          Re: El Stinko De Mayo (and I shudder!)

          I shudder right along with you, Mother Glynndie! These are some scenes from last year's "celebration:"





          Mr. Thyme is a bit more sanguine about these things than I am , saying something about "Latino temperament" and "the old-country ways." I, however, am going to make certain that my doors and windows are locked, barred and barricaded this year. If this is these people's idea of a "fiesta," they can count me fuera!
          Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:25 PM.
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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: El Stinko De Mayo (and I shudder!)

              The National Mexican eating championship:




              Beans and rice, quick!


              (AP Photo/Joel Page)
              Gotta love those speed-eating contests. Eater X took on all comers -- and lots of rice, black beans, pork and cheese -- to win a burrito-eating championship today. That's him on the left. They do these on weekends to fill up slow news days.


              Still, here are the details: Eater X is the name taken on by Tim Janus, a 30-year-old day trader and aspiring pizza chef from New York. He ate 10 burritos in 12 minutes. No mention was made about whether the contestants were required to wear carbon filter underpants.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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