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Here we are gentlemen: Word on the street is that this could be the last pope - it's your chance to make a little money for the Pastor's Christian Retreat Home.
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Timothy Dolan.Matthew 25:35; 25:38; 25:43. -
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It's going to be the wop by a nose.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
YIC2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.Comment
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In making the selection, they have to remember the Pope spends most of his time riding in parades sitting in his Popemobile. The candidate cannot be afraid of heights.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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I think they're going to go with the wop as well. Need someone who understands the "inner workings" better than a Nazi or a Negro.Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View PostDrama queenComment
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Remove what I said, if the Prophecy of the Popes is correct, the Hungarian one is going to be elected, and he's probably going to resurrect the Inquisition, and then Jesus comes again, and blah blah blah.Matthew 25:35; 25:38; 25:43.Comment
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Please don't let it be a coon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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You're being a little naive, Pastor - Satan will choose the head honcho of his Church so as to cause maximum suffering to its members - The older Darkie stands a good chance. Place your bets accordingly...
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Speaking of which, I've always loved the Popemobile. Nothing says "faith in the Lord" like an armor-plated Mercedes with bulletproof glass.Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Vs. a dope-smoking, gay-married, terrorist Canadian (Ouellet)?Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
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Another important factor in making the decision is the total number of alter boys buggered throughout a career. The Vatican keeps a database called Affirmo Conscendo which is Latin for Confirmed Mounts..Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
YIC2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.Comment
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I think we should vote Pastor Ezekiel Flint as the new Pope, then he can rebuild the Vatican into the new Landover Headquarters and convert the whole Catholic Church by making a new doctrine that all Catholics in the world has to become baptized in the Landover Baptist Church in order to go to Heaven.Comment
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Somehow I don't see the mafia supporting that. They like being able to murder all week, give confession on Saturday and be "sin free" on Sunday.Originally posted by Ex-Viking View PostDrama queenComment
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Will Ratzinger really step down because he's too old and too sick? Sounds like a joke, like a bear who decides to stop being a bear because he's too hairy. The pope HAS to be old and sick. It's too funny to see these drooling windowlicking crossdressers on TV.gif "Clown(1)")
Somebody should tell RATzinger that he cannot return to his old position in Hitler youth, that might make him change his mind.
Otherwise I vote for the Dalai Lama (the chink top right
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Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51Comment
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