Nuns do not go to Heaven.

[Russell Holbeck]

Hello Landover Baptist Church. I have a neighbor who is Catholic she smells like lavender. She told me that her niece is going to become a nun and I told her that nuns do not go to Heaven. She laughed at me and said where did I get that idea and I said I got it from the Apostle Paul. I went and got my Bible and showed her 1 Timothy 2:15 which says:

Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

She told me that I was misinterpreting the Bible so I read it to her again very slowly and moved my finger under each word as I said it to show her I was not changing anything. I told her that Paul wrote this in a letter to Timothy that had a lot of good advice like drinking a little wine if you have an upset stomach.

Then I remembered a direct command that God told Adam that was at the beginning of the Bible and it says to be fruitful and multiply. Those are His exact words in Genesis 1:28 which says:

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

God says them even though He is only talking to Adam. Eve was not made until the next chapter.

She told me I was ridiculous even though I was speaking normally and I was dressed normally. I told her I am sorry that her niece is going to Hell because she has a pretty voice and she smells like cotton candy.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Nuns do not go to Heaven.

Mr. Holbeck, you are a good man, and the world needs more people like you. If everyone who believed had the courage to tell their neighbors they are going to Hell, we could really jump start a spiritual revolution.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Nuns do not go to Heaven.

Nuns break this commandment from Jesus.

Matthew 23:9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

And we know,

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

And,

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


There are no nuns in heaven (or catholics )

YIC

Jack

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nuns do not go to Heaven.

Bless you sir for giving an answer to the age-old question, “Nuns: what’s the point?”

The Catlix call them “Brides of Christ”. Can you imagine anything more blasphemous? That neighbor’s niece may be a pretty piece, but the majority of them resemble a badger’s ass – a face like a bulldog licking piss of poison-ivy and a temper to match.

Can you imagine giving one of them to Jesus and saying, “Here, Lord, is your wife…” In less time than it take to read Joh:11:35, you’d find yourself as Satan’s bitch.

[Godfly]

Re: Nuns do not go to Heaven.

I've always imagined that Hell is full of bats, and that the bats are the souls of dead nuns. I've no scripture to back that up so it's probably not true, but bats or penguins Hell is full of nuns.

[MitzaLizalor]

What on earth would a nun do in Heaven?



There aren't any idols there and Jesus won't recognise any of His "wives"

MARK 12
24 And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God?
25a For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage;
KJV . see also Matthew

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Nuns do not go to Heaven.

My father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) has a box of books like this one on nuns under his bed. From the look of their well-worn pages, I'd say he has studied them repeatedly, and for years.