[Mr Godwin]

Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!!

Well eat my hat! Something extraordinary has just happened. The Jehovah's Witnesses were turning in at the street gate just about fifteen minutes ago. I could see the dark figures dressed in business suits and ties. I thought, Oh no, not them again, the homers from the cathedral are bad enough! Then the jiggaboos ... JWs ... almost tripped over the mysterious miniature flying machine that has been parked in the middle of my driveway since last night. The machine saw them coming, and suddenly sprang to life, hovered three feet into the air, and started to buzz menacingly! Glory! Well, the darkies got all bug-eyed and backed away from it carefully, then turned and ran back to the gate, and turned the corner, running up the street, their neckties flapping! Guess it's the first time they've actually witnessed something engineered by real live alien greys!

Well I was going to park the damn thing in my garage overnight, but now I think I'll leave it right where it is! Tip of the headmaster's hat!

Godwin

[DannyHaszard]

Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!!

Jehovah's Witnesses are often silent when asked to prove their CORE doctrine:

That JESUS HAS ALREADY HAD HIS SECOND COMING IN 1914 and is ONLY working through their organization.
1914 (from Adventist William Miller) is to a JW what Mary and/or the Trinity is to Catholics or what Joseph Smith and the golden plates are to Mormons.

1914 is the Watchtower's #1 foundation dogma and it is false.

Watchtower dissident site http:/ / www.freeminds. org
13,000 leave the Watchtower organization every month,find out why

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!!

Jehovah's Witnesses are often silent when asked to prove their CORE doctrine:

That JESUS HAS ALREADY HAD HIS SECOND COMING IN 1914 and is ONLY working through their organization.
1914 (from Adventist William Miller) is to a JW what Mary and/or the Trinity is to Catholics or what Joseph Smith and the golden plates are to Mormons.

1914 is the Watchtower's #1 foundation dogma and it is false.

Watchtower dissident site http:/ / www.freeminds. org
13,000 leave the Watchtower organization every month,find out why

Many thanks Brother for further exposing this apostate church. We here at Landover have had no truck with JW who have traduced the Word of God!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!!

Many thanks Brother for further exposing this apostate church. We here at Landover have had no truck with JW who have traduced the Word of God!

Indeed. Outside Democrats, there's hardly anyone lower than a Bible-traducing apostate.

[SUV]

Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!!

they tend to be so uptight that the mere sight of a naked body freaks them out.

Not to mention the sight of all those arms waving around

[Brother DT]

Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!!

Just tell them that they must renounce thier evil "Religion to accept Jesus as their saviour and that you really enjoy the holidays...especially Christmas,JW's seem to have a big problem with Jesus' Birthday

[christain-goth]

Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!!

Just tell them you're a satanist, I know you're not but trust me it works.

[Warrior of God]

Re: Need Help With Jehovah's Witnesses!!!

We don't get bothered on the farm anymore, not by JW's or damn Mormons...(don't they look especially creepy , )

Same routine worked on both types.
One day the JW's turned up while I was painting my front door.
Another time Mormons trespassed while I painting the far gate.
JW's didn't seem to think green suited them,
nor did the Mormons think their suits looked good in that colour.

After I redecorated them , our address seemed to drop off their 'mailing list'.

You can get small sprayers really cheap these days , some are even rechargeable so they are handy to just have around anywhere...