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  • Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

    Mark my word, God will send another tornado to Moore, Oklahoma. He missed one atheist this time.

    The atheist was interviewed by Wolf who asked the logical question, "Do you thank the Lord you survived?"

    There stood this young woman with a baby in her arms, passed over by God and given a chance to come to Jesus, and she had the disrespect to say, "Actually, I'm an atheist." God will look for her specifically next Spring, just wait:

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

    What an ungrateful harlot! The LORD saves her life by putting the thought into her head to leave the house, yet she remains too prideful to get down on her knees and praise Him for this sweet tendermercy? This is outrageous. Should angry letters be directed at CNN or the Oklahoma governor?
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

      Oh, everything has a purpose. I'm sure that God killed all those good Christian folks cause he want them immediately to get into his kingdom. And that atheist woman...pfft.. Let her live. God's probably treating her as if she's an HIV carrier who happens to be unaware that she'll get to die and burn in hell pretty soon enough.

      Romans 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
      Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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        Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

        Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
        God's probably treating her as if she's an HIV carrier who happens to be unaware that she'll get to die and burn in hell pretty soon enough.
        I have to ask why you would say, "..as if she's an HIV carrier.."?

        One thing we are sure of is atheists are almost always homers. I could tell the bably was not hers--looked nothing like her. It was a prop to make her look hetero.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          I have to ask why you would say, "..as if she's an HIV carrier.."?

          One thing we are sure of is atheists are almost always homers. I could tell the bably was not hers--looked nothing like her. It was a prop to make her look hetero.
          I know someone who wandered off to South America a wee while ago. A few years after his trip however he was having all these skin rash and breathing problems and when he got his general medical check up, that includes blood check etc.. and thats when the doctor diagnosed him with HIV. But there's more to this story. He's an arrogant an agnostic prick who always boasted about the amount of drugs he had experienced and the number of people he had sex with. So yeah I guess God had his last laugh in the end.
          Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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            Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

            Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
            But there's more to this story. He's an arrogant an agnostic prick who always boasted about the amount of drugs he had experienced and the number of people he had sex with. So yeah I guess God had his last laugh in the end.
            Good observation, WashedWithHisBlood. God always does have the last laugh with those atheists. I can only imagine what is going to happen to the young mother Wolf interviewed.

            Maybe it will be a bolt of lightening instead of a tornado, but God will take His revenge.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              Good observation, WashedWithHisBlood. God always does have the last laugh with those atheists. I can only imagine what is going to happen to the young mother Wolf interviewed.

              Maybe it will be a bolt of lightening instead of a tornado, but God will take His revenge.
              I see your lobotomy is healing well. And yet - no tornadoes in Holland or France - weird huh? Time for God to man up and admit he needs glasses or sommat. t. Or you can bet the "liberal press" would be talking about the massive lawsuit your school just lost.

              Why would you want the school deciding who your children pray to, anyway? Are you too lazy to take them to church?
              Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

                Friend, Landover Bapatist Home Schooling(tm) is watched with by God. Plus we have the best joo lawyers in the country backed up by political donations to all the right people. We have never lost a suit. Ever.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

                  Originally posted by MUDUDD _YORASS View Post
                  I see your lobotomy is healing well. And yet - no tornadoes in Holland or France - weird huh? Time for God to man up and admit he needs glasses or sommat. t. Or you can bet the "liberal press" would be talking about the massive lawsuit your school just lost.

                  Why would you want the school deciding who your children pray to, anyway? Are you too lazy to take them to church?
                  Why God has not punished those places yet, I do not know. Perhaps He has not yet decided to do so. Everything will go according to His own will, when He decides it is time.
                  1 Corinthians 11:3
                  But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                    Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

                    Surely, this is the work of Satan! He has protected his handmaiden that she may call further storms and destruction! The woman's a witch!
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                      Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Friend, Landover Bapatist Home Schooling™ is watched with by God. Plus we have the best joo lawyers in the country backed up by political donations to all the right people. We have never lost a suit. Ever.
                      So correct, Brother Hutchins. If someone thinks Landover Baptist is not connected, guess again. We win these lawsuits by just picking up the phone.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

                        Originally posted by Called by the Lord View Post
                        Why God has not punished those places yet, I do not know. Perhaps He has not yet decided to do so. Everything will go according to His own will, when He decides it is time.
                        Sometimes God just likes to take His own sweet time. For example, He let the Hebrews wallow in slavery in Egypt for 400 years before He decided to deal with that mess.

                        We can see the same principle at work in our own lives. The Bible tells us that God will give us whatever we ask for in prayer, if we pray with faith. Sometimes, however, it takes God several years, or even decades, before He delivers on that promise. Too many people give up on God and decide that prayer doesn't work, just because they lack patience.

                        You just need to keep the faith and trust that God WILL settle the score with Europe, just as He WILL give you what you ask for in prayer. I wouldn't recommend visiting that God-forsaken continent, because you never know when the divine retribution will begin, and you don't want to wind up paying the price for someone else's sins.
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                          Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

                          Point #1: CNN (Communiss News Network) planted that atheist whore to further their satanic agenda.



                          Point #2: I just flew back from Oklahoma, where I have distributed a KJV Bible to every man, woman and child in the state.. And when I met up with atheist lady? She gave her life over to Jesus!

                          3 minutes of preaching was all it took. The Holy Spirit is always with me.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Point #1: CNN (Communiss News Network) planted that atheist whore to further their satanic agenda.

                            Point #2: I just flew back from Oklahoma, where I have distributed a KJV Bible to every man, woman and child in the state.. And when I met up with atheist lady? She gave her life over to Jesus!

                            3 minutes of preaching was all it took. The Holy Spirit is always with me.
                            God bless you, Pastor Zeke, for your tireless work saving souls.

                            I had not thought of the atheist whore being a plant. But, of course, that is something Communiss News Network would do.
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              Re: Wolf Blitzer Finds An Atheist Who Survived Tornado

                              I spotted it a mile away. And my friend Glenn Beck knew it too.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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