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  • Sionisx2
    On Probation
    • Feb 2008
    • 191

    #1

    Another horrible product from Japan

    Of course, we all know how Japan is becoming the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, but this is pushing the bill right here: Warning This horrible thing of robotics was designed by a jap, and was produced in Japan, as you can see in one of the videos. One could (albeit fruitlessly) hope that this is some kind of disgusting hoax, but it doesn't appear so.

    This product is so morally wrong on so many levels. I'm posting this here so that when you start hearing/seeing commercials of this product in these Godly States, that you won't puke right then and there (it was hard for me not to). Things like this put such a bad light on robotics, this disgusting individual who created this horrid example of debauchery sinfulness will surely be punished greatly by God.
  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #2
    Re: Another horrible product from Japan

    There are people like Drew Watkins who will never ever be able to have a female companion. Lisa would be a perfect match for Pimplezilla!
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Another horrible product from Japan

      I have mixed feelings about this. First, I have to admit that all women are daughters of Eve, so we carry a great deal of burden of sin in our bosoms. So the first thing that comes to mind is that the only perfect woman would have to be a robot. However, my mind just rattles at the questions that are raised by a possible relationship between a man and a machine. It seems like high tech "M" activity, which Jesus is very against. But then again, perhaps we might assign one of these perfect women to each of our ungay members. We might even handcuff them together and the Lord might approve of us trying to "straighten" the homers out.
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • shadow's slut
        Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Apr 2008
        • 149

        #4
        Re: Another horrible product from Japan

        She's a friggin' Stepford Wife! That's just a little scary only slightly. I shall now go hide in the corner with my favorite stuffed dog.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22895

          #5
          Re: Another horrible product from Japan

          Originally posted by Warlock's Harlot View Post
          She's a friggin' Stepford Wife! That's just a little scary only slightly. I shall now go hide in the corner with my favorite stuffed dog.
          I find myself agreeing, where is the soul? Where is the spirit of independence? Where is the encouragement to the man to achieve small jobs around the house? Where is the desire to take the husband shopping? Where is the charming frailty of a wife who would rather watch a weepy movie than a football game? Where is the humanity that cries for order in the business of putting away clothes or the toilet seat down? Where is the reminder that I have drunk another beer or my waist measurement is not perfect?...
          Ahem... Do these things cost money?
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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #6
            Re: Another horrible product from Japan

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Ahem... Do these things cost money?
            What I want to know is why they gave them the ability to speak. Why can't they just shut up and do what they're told as Jesus commands?

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            • snottyduck
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2008
              • 564

              #7
              Re: Another horrible product from Japan

              One must be very desperate to turn to such a thing. And I guess they will cost a ton of money too. Those who designed it should have put there energy in something more worth it then some stupid sex toy.

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              • Deaner
                Christ's Love Messenger
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 5932

                #8
                Re: Another horrible product from Japan

                Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                Those who designed it should have put there energy in something more worth it then some stupid sex toy.
                I couldn't agree more. Stink sensing bullets to kill mudslums comes to mind; but I can think of few others if you give me a minute.

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: Another horrible product from Japan

                  Originally posted by Warlock's Fursuiter View Post
                  She's a friggin' Stepford Wife! That's just a little scary only slightly. I shall now go hide in the corner with my favorite stuffed dog.
                  Please refrain from sharing stories of your Plushie Playtime on God's Favorite Forum, pervert.

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