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    The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

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    No children, women, or old people!!!!!!!!!!

    I was checking out some shit about JC and it seems he was more dude like than I had thought. Seems there were these uptight assholes called Pharisees who didn't dig JC's laid back dudeness. They copped a fucked up holier than thou attitude when JC and his bowling team of 12 followers came around to role a few and do some partying. They would have had the Roman's dump shit like this on JC .....................

    Pharisees draw a lot of water in this town, Jesus Dude. You don't draw shit. We got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Jesus Dude. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk- off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off --do I make myself clear?

    JC would come back with something like 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening....................is this, what day is this?
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    I am flabbergasted!!! I don't even know where to start!!!
    Then there is this!
    Jesus Christ
    Bearded prophet of the meek and early archetype of the 1960s hippie.

    Jesus was born Jewish, but then converted to Dudeism after he realized that the Romans and the Pharisees were fucking fascists. Today lots of people think he's the son of the guy who created the universe and that our life is in his hands. But probably he was just a dude who thought people should mellow out and stop getting so worked up about stuff. Sadly, few of his followers seem to actually realize that. Remember: There's not a literal conection
    Great Dudes in History - Dudeism
    http://www.dudeism.com/greatdudes.html
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    Talk about stupid people!!!!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • #2
    Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    Warning Warning
    No children, women, or old people!!!!!!!!!!



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    I am flabbergasted!!! I don't even know where to start!!!
    Then there is this!


    Great Dudes in History - Dudeism
    http://www.dudeism.com/greatdudes.html
    Creator of Taoism


    Talk about stupid people!!!!
    This makes the NIV look like a fair translation! Who wrote this garbage? Was it the pope? What sort of a message does it put across? Would God ever say anything like this? No! He would rather say something like, Ho:3:1: Then said the LORD unto me, Go yet, love a woman beloved of her friend, yet an adulteress, according to the love of the LORD toward the children of Israel, who look to other gods, and love flagons of wine. which is altogether more comprehensible and elegant.
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    • #3
      Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

      Please take note that I am the first of the Ladies in here to say, "I DIDN'T PEEK!!!"

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      • #4
        Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

        Sounds like some liberal feel-good nonsense written by some kind of drugged out hippie trash.
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        • #5
          Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

          Honestly, DUDEISM?
          Truly pathetic.

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          • #6
            Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

            Even I have to say that is disturbing. I see that it's not only you people that have no respect for what other people believe.

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            • #7
              Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

              Why should we have respect for lies? We believe in the truth, what else would you believe in?????
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • #8
                Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

                Let a person at least be happy in what they believe!

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                • #9
                  Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  Sounds like some liberal feel-good nonsense written by some kind of drugged out hippie trash.
                  Well, thats like, just your opinion, man.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

                    Originally posted by gothtard godmocker View Post

                    Well, thats like, just your opinion, man
                    So yoooooou say, but you're unsaved trash!

                    REPENT! and apologize to JESUS while there is still time for you, banana from montana!
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • #11
                      Re: The most sickening thing I ever read. No children!!!

                      Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                      So yoooooou say, but you're unsaved trash!

                      REPENT! and apologize to JESUS while there is still time for you, banana from Montana!
                      I dunno sister, this "Dudeism" stuff sounds pretty good to me. White Russians are their sacramental beverage! It really is a delicious drink...If the half &half is fresh.

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