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  • #16
    Re: I am Akutenshi.

    So, Atkin's Tushie, have you got any actual response to what God's Word says, or are you just going to cast aspersions upon Bobby-Joe's Godly weapon?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #17
      Re: I am Akutenshi.

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Let me guess, Grandma, the Bible Expert, told you that one?

      Could you show us exactly where Jesus says that "the new testament ousts the old"?

      The Old Testament says that we should keep kosher, otherwise, we should be stoned to death. Nowadays, people think that because of the invention of the Refrigderator and Pasturization, we can ignore that law that was given to us FROM GOD. So everyday, people like you eat the unholier things. So do I.

      But you think that being gay is worse than not keeping kosher, even though Leviticus says that being homosexual resolves in banishment. And yet Jesus says "Love thy neighbor as thyself" in the New Testament, therefore nullifying Leviticus 18:22. That's what I believe at least.

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      • #18
        Re: I am Akutenshi.

        Originally posted by lolocoaster View Post
        The Old Testament says that we should keep kosher, otherwise, we should be stoned to death. Nowadays, people think that because of the invention of the Refrigderator and Pasturization, we can ignore that law that was given to us FROM GOD. So everyday, people like you eat the unholier things. So do I.
        No, we think we can ignore dietary laws because God said so in the New Testament. Try reading it.
        But you think that being gay is worse than not keeping kosher, even though Leviticus says that being homosexual resolves in banishment.
        Please show me where Leviticus says that "execute" means "banish".
        And yet Jesus says "Love thy neighbor as thyself" in the New Testament, therefore nullifying Leviticus 18:22. That's what I believe at least.
        Really? Could you please put that in context? Where exactly does Jesus say that? You know the Bible so well, you should certainly be able to give us the verse and context.

        Also, read the rest of this thread. I believe your pathetic hippie lies have already been addressed.
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        • #19
          Re: I am Akutenshi.

          Originally posted by Warlock's Harlot View Post
          The new testament ousts the old. I'd like to see something from there that tells you to judge and kill.
          Originally posted by lolocoaster View Post
          The Old Testament says that we should keep kosher, otherwise, we should be stoned to death. Nowadays, people think that because of the invention of the Refrigderator and Pasturization, we can ignore that law that was given to us FROM GOD. So everyday, people like you eat the unholier things. So do I.

          But you think that being gay is worse than not keeping kosher, even though Leviticus says that being homosexual resolves in banishment. And yet Jesus says "Love thy neighbor as thyself" in the New Testament, therefore nullifying Leviticus 18:22. That's what I believe at least.
          Please take a look at THIS thread. It will answer all of your idiotic notions about God.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: I am Akutenshi.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Please take a look at THIS thread. It will answer all of your idiotic notions about God.

            Please read the NIV. It will answer all of your idiotic notions about god.

            Plus, it's a lot more modern for the REAL Christians, and by that I mean not you.

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            • #21
              Re: I am a jap worshiper

              Does REAL stand for Really Exasperatingly Annoying Liars?

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              • #22
                Re: I am Akutenshi.

                Originally posted by lolotroll View Post
                Please read the NIV. It will answer all of your idiotic notions about god.

                Plus, it's a lot more modern for the REAL Christians, and by that I mean not you.
                OK.

                Leviticus 20:13, KJV
                13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                Leviticus 20:13, New Infidel perVersion
                13 If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
                Please show me where that says "banish". And also please explain to me why it is that you do not follow God's command to execute homosexuals, as commanded in your New Infidel perVersion.

                Thanks!



                Today's lesson: READ the book you want to reference before telling US to read it.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #23
                  Re: I am Akutenshi.

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Listen honey buns, I haven't take five knife wounds and thee bullets guarding Freehold to have some puffy mall rats with too much make up question my faith.

                  I've bleed for my beliefs, can you say the same?
                  How does one enter freehold?

                  And, honestly how could you really love japs? Such odd looking little things
                  For though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all, that I might gain the more.--- 1 Corinthians 9:19

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                  • #24
                    Re: I am Akutenshi.

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    I'd like to see the wiki entry for that.

                    I looked up akutenshi for those who are curious it is a forum for chnese cartoon porn perverts.
                    It's a sad day for Christ when real porn isn't good enough for these heathen perverts to defile themselves with.

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                    • #25
                      Re: I am Akutenshi.

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      OK.

                      Leviticus 20:13, KJV
                      13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                      Leviticus 20:13, New Infidel perVersion
                      13 If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
                      Please show me where that says "banish". And also please explain to me why it is that you do not follow God's command to execute homosexuals, as commanded in your New Infidel perVersion.

                      Thanks!



                      Today's lesson: READ the book you want to reference before telling US to read it.


                      Mid you Rev., there are many different translations of NIV. Not all of them have the same scriptures. If you would like, read Leviticus that is depicted
                      in the Dead Sea Scrolls. Those are a lot more accurate than the NIV or the KJV, as they are the original text.

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                      • #26
                        Re: I am Akutenshi.

                        Originally posted by lolotroll View Post
                        Mid you Rev., there are many different translations of NIV. Not all of them have the same scriptures. If you would like, read Leviticus that is depicted
                        in the Dead Sea Scrolls. Those are a lot more accurate than the NIV or the KJV, as they are the original text.
                        If you think we are open minded about which version of the Holy Bible is the one TRUE Word of God, then you've got another think coming. The central question is ARE YOU WASHED IN HIS BLOOD?

                        I recently posted THIS helpful thread, which I hope you will study so that you can make the correct choice of Bible, and thus avoid eternal damnation.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #27
                          Re: I am Akutenshi.

                          Originally posted by lolotroll View Post
                          Mid you Rev., there are many different translations of NIV. Not all of them have the same scriptures. If you would like, read Leviticus that is depicted
                          in the Dead Sea Scrolls. Those are a lot more accurate than the NIV or the KJV, as they are the original text.
                          Really?

                          The Dead Sea Scrolls is a translation of the NIV?

                          No, troll. There is only one NIV, and it is copyrighted by Zondervan.

                          EVERY accepted translation of the Bible states clearly that queers are to be executed, as they deserve for being idolators and fornicators and for misusing their parts. That is why God sent the AIDS, since humans were too sissified to obey His commands!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #28
                            Re: I am Akutenshi.

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Really?

                            The Dead Sea Scrolls is a translation of the NIV?

                            No, troll. There is only one NIV, and it is copyrighted by Zondervan.

                            EVERY accepted translation of the Bible states clearly that queers are to be executed, as they deserve for being idolators and fornicators and for misusing their parts. That is why God sent the AIDS, since humans were too sissified to obey His commands!

                            No, what I said is that the Dead Sea Scrolls are some of the original books of the bible. A lot of bibles have 'NIV' on them, but they usually have different pieces of scripture. Mine says that Homosexuality is only an abomination and the Dead Sea Scrolls say that people who commit the act of Homosexuality should be banished.

                            Zondervan doesn't own every single version of the NIV. There are many other companies that publish their own NIV. If you want to stick to the KJV1611 thats fine, but know that those first five books are not the same as the original text.

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                            • #29
                              Re: I am Akutenshi.

                              Originally posted by lolotroll View Post
                              No, what I said is that the Dead Sea Scrolls are some of the original books of the bible. A lot of bibles have 'NIV' on them, but they usually have different pieces of scripture. Mine says that Homosexuality is only an abomination and the Dead Sea Scrolls say that people who commit the act of Homosexuality should be banished.

                              Zondervan doesn't own every single version of the NIV. There are many other companies that publish their own NIV. If you want to stick to the KJV1611 thats fine, but know that those first five books are not the same as the original text.
                              There’s no real polite way to say “You’re a cretin.” to a poster who thinks he has an argument or a rational approach, which, at the slightest query, collapses like a house of cards.

                              What on earth have the “Dead Sea Scrolls” got to do with the price of fish? The Dead Sea Scrolls are the inarticulate scribbling of some peasant deficient in minerals and vitamins, who existed on a diet of pebbles, luke-warm mud and juniper bush leaves.

                              The author had never been educated and spent at least 6 months between hearing a story and being able to afford the paper and pen to record it. In the meantime, his body was being ravaged by parasites and his brain boiled by the sun.

                              You expect this paragon of literary virtue and accuracy to record anything at all worth listening to? You’re a cretin.

                              Look friend, God decided that King James was to be the conduit through which His Inerrant Word would be transmitted to the Unsaved Trash in pure American. God rarely makes mistakes and He was not going to do it in a scientific record of His History, was He?

                              So just don’t bother even thinking about the Dead Sea Scrolls. They were used as kindling for the fires of the sand nigras before they were seized upon by lunatic false Christians and joos thinking that they would make a quick buck out of them.

                              OK, That’s put one of your ridiculous ideas to bed… homers get stoned to death. they don't get "fluffy-bunny banished" - no argument.



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