[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Citizens of Freehold are well-known for being robust, big-boned Americans. That's hardly the same thing as being obese.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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The Citizens of Freehold are well-known for being robust, big-boned Americans. That's hardly the same thing as being obese.

Amen.

And what's a little big-boned-ness when you're out sweating while working on the farm, and for breakfast, sucking down egg yokes, bacon, and whole milk praising Jesus.

God smiles.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have a large glass of ice cold buttermilk, a plate of deep fried Tater-Tots(c) with Velveeta(c) melted on them, and a thick juicy Porterhouse steak every morning for breakfast, and I'm in excellent shape.

[Jack O'fagan]

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"Glandular problem" – I've never heard of that before. As capitalists we are always looking for ways to make feed produce more meat in order to feed the worlds hungry at lower cost and make more profit. If there is a way to make 3 ounces of feed make 3 pounds of meat we might just win the Nobel Prize.

I've noticed that you don't get many 'glandular problems' in Ethiopia.

I never heard this from Bob Geldolf,

'Send us your money for fecks sake. I've seen three kids die this morning due to lack of food. It's so desperate. The kids are all just skin and bone. Well apart from the saddest case Mboki. She has glandular problems, that's why she is 30 stone and has an arse like a feckin hippo!

We need your money NOW so we can get grain for the dying and a crane so we can winch Mboki out of her feckin hut'

Maybe I just missed that report,

YIC

Jack

[Father Maurice Lester]

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The Citizens of Freehold are well-known for being robust, big-boned Americans. That's hardly the same thing as being obese.

Trust me.

When the predominant blood-type in your cult is 'Ragu' you have a weight problem.


I am reminded of that old joke about the difference between an LBC woman and a Police car... it take TWO police cars to set up a road block!





Bless you, my super-sized and subsidised singultients
Father Mo




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[Bible Thumping Billy]

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A big AMEN so many good posts so far. Let me just clarify as well that their truly is a difference between a glutton and someone who has a little meat on them.
Disgusts me how many glutton scum, so-called Christians park their wretched, smelly carcasses near me at church while I am trying to worship our Lord GOD. I should not have to feel like throwing up while singing hymns and praising Jesus.

"God doesn't care that I'm fat, He loves us all equally." *pukes* such ignorance of people, truly amazing.
I get a big chuckle out of the "big-boned" thing, or I eat normal I just have a different metabolism.

Hogwash! You are fat, disgusting and Hell bound because you have no will to live, are demon ridden and have no desire to let Jesus into your heart.

On that note, time for some nice home made burritos, regular beef of course and heavy on the cheese

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The good Lord may be upset that some choose to not care of their earthly temple... a vessel He has given us... God is not one to hate just because somebody is obese.

If that were the case than surely He would have wiped Iowa off the map years ago.

Let's face it.

Most people in Freehold walk into a restaurant and ask for an estimate instead of a menu.




Bless you, my circumferrentially challenged cake-holes,
Father Mo

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Such sage nutritional advice coming from a member of the high glycemic index wafer cult – or is it high protein cannibal meat.


Bless you, my culinary alchemist.

[Booth]

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Friends,

I’m going to get straight to the point here - GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE! And if you hang around with fat people, or have fat friends, or have a wife or husband who’s a fat greasy pig, he’s gonna hate YOU too!

Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, " Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags."

From this, it is clear to us not only does God detest fatties, but he detests people who even associate with these grotesquely obese beasts!

Proverbs 28:7 declares, " Whoso keepeth the law is a wise son: but he that is a companion of riotous men shameth his father.”

A companion of riotous men brings shame and disgrace to is father! Well, you don’t get anymore riotous that a fat folks! The Bible teaches us not to disrespect our parents (Deuteronomy 5:16), and anyone who does must be suitably beaten (Proverbs 22:15, Proverbs 29:15). However, if they still continue to associate with these fat freaks, and continue to show rebellion against their parents, they must suffer the same punishment as fat folks! (Deuteronomy 21:18-21 – see below).

But what punishment does God have for fat people?

Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, " Put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."

Nice! So let’s be clear here, folks. God wants ALL fat people to take a knife to their own throats! They want to act like big fat pigs? Then God thinks they should be treated like fat pigs!

And if they won’t do the honorable thing, their parents must do it for them!

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 teaches, "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear."

While this may seem a little harsh to most secular folks, to most Bible believers this is a fitting punishment - for defiling the once-perfect body that God has given these repulsive sweaty beasts! See, what most of these fat retards seem to forget, is that their own bodies do not belong to them. They belong to God! The way you live your life in everything you do, every way you act, and especially every way you treat your body, must be to the glory of god.

1 Corinthians 3:16-17 teaches, "Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are."

Yes, our bodies are the temples of the Spirit of God. Unfortunately, many non-believers today have turned their temples into a junkyard! Stuffing their big fat faces with as many candy-bars, donuts, flame-grilled grease-burgers, triple-thick shakes, pizzas, buckets of fried chicken, and cakes cakes cakes as possible! It's disgusting!

Remember, our physical appetites are just another example of our ability to control ourselves. If these fat retards are unable to control their own eating habits, they are probably also unable to control other habits, such as those of the mind (lust, covetousness, anger), and unable to keep their big fat mouths from gossip or strife. You must not let your appetites control you, but rather you are to have control over your own appetites. (See Deuteronomy 21:20, Proverbs 23:2, 2 Peter 1:5-7, 2 Timothy 3:1-9, and 2 Corinthians 10:5.) The ability to say "no" to anything in excess—"self-control"—is one of the fruits of the Spirit common to all believers (Galatians 5:22).

God has blessed us by filling the earth with foods that are delicious, nutritious, and even pleasurable. We should honor God's creation by enjoying these foods, and by eating them in appropriate quantities, while controlling our appetites, rather than allowing them to control us.

And the sad part is that these fat slobs probably believe the condition of their bodies has very little to do with their eternal salvation. How wrong these pork-chops are! If these grease-balls think they can just gorge themselves on as much food as possible, to the point where they feel like they are going to explode, and think that God will let them away with it, they have another thing coming!

Matthew 12:36 warns, "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."

God knows what they’re doing, and He DOES care, and they will have to give account for their gluttony, their greed, their immorality, their laziness, their blasphemy, their stupidity, and their grotesqueness. They will give full account to God for all their actions!

I can't wait till God throws ALL these greasy fat pigs into Hell! Glory!

You consider yourself to be a Christian? Then you would be a forgiving individual, and not so full of anger and hate. This is sick.

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Obesity is a truly American trait. It is ironic that the wealth and success which made America dominant in the world will also lead to characteristics which make it's citizens weak and short-lived.

[Seth Campbell]

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You consider yourself to be a Christian? Then you would be a forgiving individual, and not so full of anger and hate. This is sick.

Completely skipped over all of the scripture, didn't you.

[agoodpedestrian]

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That movie was sick and weird

[agoodpedestrian]

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Everytime im eating out i dont look at calories and fat. Its not really that big off a deal some people eat out alot its gross though they have to buy 2 seats on a plane if they go over. IM actually in agood mood right now. Ps i wonder how the people of alaska are. Are they OK SO much snow

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Everytime im eating out i dont look at calories and fat. Its not really that big off a deal some people eat out alot its gross though they have to buy 2 seats on a plane if they go over. IM actually in agood mood right now. Ps i wonder how the people of alaska are. Are they OK SO much snow

Wake up. Your talking in your sleep again and it makes no sense. Get off the computer. Get a job.

[agoodpedestrian]

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father Maurice they have no right to tell another preist or minister to go to hell Theyre doing cause theyre liuberals who think if you dont belive the way u do you should go to hell Whether or not someone goes to hell is not their desicion anyway. ITS GODS

[agoodpedestrian]

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First of all dont tell me wat to do. Second I ALREADY DO You ppl are liberals who belive do what I say or else. Ps What i say has a purpose.