[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

Oh wow. Lady, I'm not a cannibal.

If Mrs. Mary Whitford says you are a cannibal, then you are a cannibal.

Please stop your disgusting habit of eating people (I hope you at least have the decency to only eat Obama voters) and switch to a Christian diet of Pigeon (Genesis 15:9; Leviticus 12:8) and Venison (Genesis 27:7).

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

43. Deciding what to believe on the basis of what feels good, despite what history and even basic common sense have to say
Its better decide for yourself what to believe in

Whoosh!

So there's no healing spell that you or another member of your coven can cast?
I don't need a healing spell for it. And the only part of my hand that hurts is my palm, like where the thumb is. It'll heal by itself. Its hurting less right now.

Not all of us see the need for spells or other woo for anything.

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

Maybe you should bother to read the whole thing. Or are you too lazy to do that?

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

If Mrs. Mary Whitford says you are a cannibal, then you are a cannibal.

Please stop your disgusting habit of eating people (I hope you at least have the decency to only eat Obama voters) and switch to a Christian diet of Pigeon (Genesis 15:9; Leviticus 12:8) and Venison (Genesis 27:7).

Okay, what. I know I'm not a cannibal. Like I said to her. Keep mentioning it and I'm going to assume that you are one too. You must like it if you keep talking about it so much

Also heres some lyrics by the most beautiful singer, Natalie Merchant. <3

*Removed copyright infringement. We don't need some rock and roller's joo lawyers meeting with our joo lawyers*

[Didymus Much]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

...blah blah blaah snipped...

Why are you still here?

You're allowed to disagree with the True Christians(tm), just not on their turf.

All that means is that you hate God and will go to Hell, that God had to create because of people like you (according to the Bible [which stands up to much greater scrutiny on any front than your precious Rede and associated folderol]).

It doesn't make you right.

You've pretty much admitted that your deities are figments of your own imagination, and have as much power to affect the real world. So why even bother going through the motions? Wouldn't any time, effort or money spent on your delusions fashion statement be better spent helping others get rid of theirs?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

Maybe you should bother to read the whole thing. Or are you too lazy to do that?

I did read the whole thing, you cretinous harpy. Your attempts to shock us were so boring it put me to sleep!

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

Why are you still here?

You're allowed to disagree with the True Christians™, just not on their turf.

All that means is that you hate God and will go to Hell, that God had to create because of people like you (according to the Bible [which stands up to much greater scrutiny on any front than your precious Rede and associated folderol]).

It doesn't make you right.

You've pretty much admitted that your deities are figments of your own imagination, and have as much power to affect the real world. So why even bother going through the motions? Wouldn't any time, effort or money spent on your delusions fashion statement be better spent helping others get rid of theirs?

Because this site is amusing haha.

Oh? Who says I can't? Them or God himself?

I really do not care.

I have too much time on my hands so whatever.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I have too much time on my hands so whatever.

You know what would help you there? Reading the Bible or bringing those hands together in prayer!

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I did read the whole thing, you cretinous harpy. Your attempts to shock us were so boring it put me to sleep!

I wasn't even trying to shock. Thats too bad. And no, you didn't. If you did, you would not have snipped it you lunatic. Answer everything on there and then I'll believe that you did read the whole thing. But if you're not going to, I assume that you didn't.

Oh also, Natalie Merchant isn't "rock and roll" She doesn't look anything like it

Folk, soft rock, and pop. So don't even try to tell me that she is because she isn't.

*Links to suspected hardcore pornography or possibly "rickrolling" removed*

That does not sound like rock to me you dummies

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

You know what would help you there? Reading the Bible or bringing those hands together in prayer!

No thanks. I don't need the Bible in my life, and I'm not going to pray to an imaginary person up in the sky.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I wasn't even trying to shock.

Then it's extra sad that it comes that easily to you.

And no, you didn't. If you did, you would not have snipped it you lunatic.

1) You appear to be calling me a liar. I'd advise you to watch your step.
2) In replying to you, why would I bother quoting THE WHOLE THING? Is there any point in quoting a wall of text when my reply is just going to be an emoticon showing how you bored me?

Answer everything on there and then I'll believe that you did read the whole thing.

You are in no position to be making demands. And answer what? If I didn't read the whole thing, then I wouldn't know most of what you wrote were statements. How am I supposed to answer a load of statements?

But if you're not going to, I assume that you didn't.

Just like you assume you're not going to spend eternity roasting. We'll see how that turns out. If I remember, I'll try to look down from Heaven for you in about 500 years. I'll try not to laugh too much.

Oh also, Natalie Merchant isn't "rock and roll" She doesn't look anything like it

If she was a Christian artist, I probably would have heard of her.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

No thanks. I don't need the Bible in my life

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I wasn't even trying to shock. Thats too bad. And no, you didn't. If you did, you would not have snipped it you lunatic. Answer everything on there and then I'll believe that you did read the whole thing. But if you're not going to, I assume that you didn't.

Oh also, Natalie Merchant isn't "rock and roll" She doesn't look anything like it

Folk, soft rock, and pop. So don't even try to tell me that she is because she isn't.

*Links to suspected hardcore pornography or possibly "rickrolling" removed*

That does not sound like rock to me you dummies

Umm...Obviously those links were to youtube you crackheads -.- You guys don't know how to read. I didn't know youtube was a porn site!

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

Then it's extra sad that it comes that easily to you.
How is it sad?
1) You appear to be calling me a liar. I'd advise you to watch your step.
Oh really?
2) In replying to you, why would I bother quoting THE WHOLE THING? Is there any point in quoting a wall of text when my reply is just going to be an emoticon showing how you bored me?
Well, you could at least bother replying to whole thing instead of ignoring it >_> If you're not going to, then don't bother replying of anything at all. Not even a emoticon that shows how it bored you. I need replies from people who'll actually bother giving me actual replies or questions, not something stupid.
You are in no position to be making demands. And answer what? If I didn't read the whole thing, then I wouldn't know most of what you wrote were statements. How am I supposed to answer a load of statements?
You could at least try to miss.
Just like you assume you're not going to spend eternity roasting. We'll see how that turns out. If I remember, I'll try to look down from Heaven for you in about 500 years. I'll try not to laugh too much.
I don't believe in God, so I don't really give a flying f**k. I have seen no proof God. The Bible isn't proof because it could have been written by many different people.
If she was a Christian artist, I probably would have heard of her.

I'm glad you've never heard of her. Don't need you lot saying that she's going to hell.

Oh, I fail to see how you find it funny when I said that I don't need a Bible. I'm very fine without one thank you very much.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

No thanks. I don't need the Bible in my life...

How do you know you disagree with it if you've never read it?

You really should. It is inarguably the most influential book ever written, and it's not really that long (shorter than Harry Potter). 66 books in the King James; if you read two a day, couple of hours maybe, you'll be done in about a month.

Take notes, and the True Christians™ will be happy to discuss.

...and I'm not going to pray to an imaginary person up in the sky.

So you've given up Wicca?