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  • dudemon223
    Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
    • Oct 2013
    • 83

    #91
    Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

    It says she likes watching Tasmanian devils at the zoo your towns not a gated community it's a devil cage also I used to think you were nazis pretending to be Christians. But given your blind reverence for levitical law you're obviously Jews pretending to be nazis pretending to be Christians.

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    • mcjodice
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2013
      • 11

      #92
      Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

      65. Plays the satanic minecraft!
      66. Has pagan friends!
      67. Fornicates to porn!
      68. Reads Percy Jackson (even worse than Harry Potter)
      69. Watches Doctor Who (Satan's television)
      70. Refuses to read God's Holy Words, the Bible.
      71. Won't pay attention during class.
      72. Listen's to rap music (the nerve!)
      73. Tortures flies.
      74. Backtalks to their elders!
      75. Supports Obama!
      76. Diets instead of eating wholesome American food.
      77. Has random bloodstains in their room (unless they are female, for that could be something else entirely...)
      78. Treats foreigners as equals.
      Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 10-11-2013, 05:42 AM. Reason: Fixed those numbers for you. The list continued after my original post.

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      • Pastor Ed Lowman
        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
        Always kind and loving
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2011
        • 1838

        #93
        Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

        Originally posted by Scott Cole View Post
        If that's the case, what does that make you then? You said yourself you enjoy being here, even though we're all apparently psychotic. what does that tell you?
        Amen, Brother.

        This one is as confused as a trick-turning he/she from LA. It has no idea it is under Satan's complete control.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #94
          Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

          Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
          But given your blind reverence for levitical law you're obviously Jews pretending to be nazis pretending to be Christians.
          Now that you've put it that way, I realize what horrible people we've been all along, revering laws revealed by God. We should be good Christians like you and follow a "Bible" that exists only in our imaginations and that we make up as we go along.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" âśž Things that the Bible doesn't say âśž Tolerance

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #95
            Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

            79. Your' child pays off their credit cards every month.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12927

              #96
              Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

              Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
              But given your blind reverence for levitical law you're obviously Jews pretending to be nazis pretending to be Christians.
              Um... you know, that guy named also had reverence for Old Testament rules:
              Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

              We True Christians follow . Why do you hate Him so much?
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #97
                Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                Ok, don't acknowledge me if you're going to ask me that question. I said so a long time ago in this thread that I find this website amusing, but also very sick, filled with psycho people on here.
                It's good to know that deep down, you really do care. Perhaps that will be of some consolation to Jesus while you are burning for all eternity.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • BethWilson
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 65

                  #98
                  Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                  If that's the case, what does that make you then? You said yourself you enjoy being here, even though we're all apparently psychotic. what does that tell you?
                  I'm also crazy but not as crazy and twisted as you lot are. I only enjoy being here because you nut jobs are funny. Though not all the time.

                  65. Plays the satanic minecraft!
                  What is so satanic about that game? And yes, I play it
                  66. Has pagan friends!
                  Maybe
                  67. Fornicates to porn!
                  Yes, I like porn
                  68. Reads Percy Jackson (even worse than Harry Potter)
                  Nope
                  69. Watches Doctor Who (Satan's television)
                  Nope
                  70. Refuses to read God's Holy Words, the Bible.
                  It is my choice to whether to read it or not
                  71. Won't pay attention during class.
                  Not in school anymore
                  72. Listen's to rap music (the nerve!)
                  Nope.
                  73. Tortures flies.
                  They're annoying little f*cks
                  74. Backtalks to their elders!
                  If they're respectful, I am respectful to them. If not, then I'm not respectful.
                  75. Supports Obama!
                  I don't care about Obama anymore.
                  76. Diets instead of eating wholesome American food.
                  I don't. And haven't you ever heard of losing weight? Wanting to better or due to health problems?
                  77. Has random bloodstains in their room (unless they are female, for that could be something else entirely...)
                  Nope.
                  78. Treats foreigners as equals.
                  Well yes, I do.



                  This one is as confused as a trick-turning he/she from LA. It has no idea it is under Satan's complete control.
                  Not confused. Not even from LA and never been there. I'm not.



                  79. Your' child pays off their credit cards every month.

                  I have my own credit card. You have to pay it every month just like every other bill. It also means that your child is responsible.


                  It's good to know that deep down, you really do care. Perhaps that will be of some consolation to Jesus while you are burning for all eternity.

                  Oh you think I care?

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #99
                    Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                    Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                    Ok, don't acknowledge me if you're going to ask me that question. I said so a long time ago in this thread that I find this website amusing, but also very sick, filled with psycho people on here.
                    Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                    Oh you think I care?
                    You have admitted to being sickened by True Christianity(tm). You care immensely.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • BethWilson
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 65

                      #100
                      Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                      I just don't care if you say I'm going to Hell or whatever. But I do care that you guys use the Bible for hate. My mom is a Christian and she doesn't do what you guys do.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #101
                        Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                        Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                        I just don't care if you say I'm going to Hell or whatever. But I do care that you guys use the Bible for hate. My mom is a Christian and she doesn't do what you guys do.
                        The Bible tells us what to love and what to hate. If your mom doesn't heed its commands, then I suppose you will be burning together in Hell.

                        Is your mom's opinion really more valuable to you than God's?
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • BethWilson
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 65

                          #102
                          Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                          Yes, it is.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #103
                            Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                            Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                            Yes, it is.
                            Then I will pray for you.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Alphonse Alban
                              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                               
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 5724

                              #104
                              Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                              Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                              I just don't care if you say I'm going to Hell or whatever. But I do care that you guys use the Bible for hate. My mom is a Christian and she doesn't do what you guys do.
                              Oh dear, I'm sure that you really can't be so naive that you think your mother is a Christian if she does not believe in the Bible.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #105
                                Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                Is your mom's opinion really more valuable to you than God's?
                                Originally posted by BethWilson View Post
                                Yes, it is.

                                Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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