[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

I'm pretty sure she hasn't read the whole Bible, but she does read it. Oh god lol. Tantrum, fuse lol. I was not lol. I was just saying that she's a Christian. I know she is one. Just not the crazy type who hate everything.

Neither of you are fit to judge whether your mom is a Christian, because neither of you have read the Bible.

What you mean to say is she CALLS herself a Christian.

It may seem like splitting hairs, but the difference is infinite.

[KayLynnSummers]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

62. Has salt sprinkled along the windowsill.

63. Always keeps a broom right next to the door.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

62. Has salt sprinkled along the windowsill.

Yeah, what is it with the salt?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

And look at these witches cackling about "the healing powers of salt." What about the healing power of JESUS?!

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

No she does not think he is a liar. Yes, she does disagree with you guys. She believes that you guys shouldn't preach the word of God in such a hateful manner. Like talking down to people, insulting them. How in the world is insulting someone going to get you anymore members of your so called church?

Oh god......Why would you even think that? If anything she thinks about women. She's a lesbian.

Also she has a regular picture of him. Something like this:

No.

She is reading the Bible.


Also, I don't use salt and I don't have broom near my door. Its in the kitchen closest and I only use for cleaning.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

64. Wears bloody diapers.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

65. Uses reusable tampons and cloth menstrual pads when out in public. Sits under a tree and lets the moss absorb the womanly fluids when at home.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

66. Watches Oprah.

67. Dances.

68. M*sturbates (though this may be just a duplicate of sign number 40).

69. Has taken a job away from a man.

70. Injects embryonic stem cells into their nether regions.

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

64. Wears bloody diapers.
I'm sorry but I don't know of anyone who does this.

65. Uses reusable tampons and cloth menstrual pads when out in public. Sits under a tree and lets the moss absorb the womanly fluids when at home.
Thats gross

66. Watches Oprah.
Only if she's talking about something I'm interested in.
67. Dances.

68. M*sturbates (though this may be just a duplicate of sign number 40).
Yes to both of these.
69. Has taken a job away from a man.
Nope.
70. Injects embryonic stem cells into their nether regions.
Nope

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

64. Wears bloody diapers.
I'm sorry but I don't know of anyone who does this.

The children that undergo your Wiccan rape initiations do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

71. Indulges in mindless feminazi tantrums when confronted with God's own truth©.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

72. Consistently experiences disappointment after publicly performing cunnilingus on menstruating lesbians to make herself more attractive to men.

[BethWilson]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

The children that undergo your Wiccan rape initiations do.

Last time I checked none of them. Unless if they are old, but still why would it be filled with blood O_o I don't think that is true...

71. Indulges in mindless feminazi tantrums when confronted with God's own truth©.
Who says that God's word is the only truth?

72. Consistently experiences disappointment after publicly performing cunnilingus on menstruating lesbians to make herself more attractive to men.
Wow.....you guys come up with weirdest stuff on here. Never did this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

72. Consistently experiences disappointment after publicly performing cunnilingus on menstruating lesbians to make herself more attractive to men.

73. Forages through Christian garbage cans for hair and nail clippings to use them in their evil spells.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult

74. combs their hair with fish bones

75. uses an inordinate amount of talcum powder