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Catholic church carries out survey over views on sexual ethics
Roman Catholics across the world are being encouraged to complete a survey about what they think of the church's teaching on sensitive issues such as contraception and gay marriage.
Although there is no suggestion that the Pope intends to change formal doctrine or belief, the survey is being seen as a further sign of the Pope's intention to reform the top-down way in which the Church has been governed in the past.
Here are a few questions from that survey that theBishops Demons of the Anti-Christ will mark in the blood of the innocent:
How Many Choir Boys may you ‘know’ in a month:
A: 1
B: 2
C: 3
D: No limit
1 You see 2 priests interfering with a young girl. As a Bishop, it is your duty to
A: Forgive both and excommunicate the girl
B: Say you will have an inquiry but forget about it.
C: Send both priests to be in charge of an orphanage in Thailand.
D: Say, “After you with the little harlot.”
2 The Bible prohibits graven images but graven images of Mary and Christ on the Cross abound in your churches. What do you day to critics?
A: We do not worship them
B: They are not graven images
C: Many people misinterpret that Commandment
D: I heard your confession; do you want your wife to know?
3 A sewage pipe bursts and forms a stain. Do you
A: Call in a parishioner to repair it for free
B: Say it looks like the Virgin Mary and charge $25 a time to see it.
C: Blame “The Baptists”
D: Say it’s “The Blood of Christ” and charge $125 a time to see it.
4 One of your priests is caught dealing drugs. Do you
A: Wonder where your next fix of Crack will come from
B: Destroy all evidence
C: Seize the priest’s money and use it for a new car and pay off gambling debts.
D: Blame the pressure of the priesthood and say, “Nobody understands.”
5. A National TV News Program shows a video of you dressed as a woman performing a sex act with a male. Do you
A: Sell the rights
B: Say you have bought an indulgence and so there is no sin
C: Say you were administering first aid
D: Say Jesus told you to do it as it was the way to the sinner’s soul.
More questions will emerge as time goes on. Apparently all answers are good.
Roman Catholics across the world are being encouraged to complete a survey about what they think of the church's teaching on sensitive issues such as contraception and gay marriage.
Although there is no suggestion that the Pope intends to change formal doctrine or belief, the survey is being seen as a further sign of the Pope's intention to reform the top-down way in which the Church has been governed in the past.
Here are a few questions from that survey that the
How Many Choir Boys may you ‘know’ in a month:
A: 1
B: 2
C: 3
D: No limit
1 You see 2 priests interfering with a young girl. As a Bishop, it is your duty to
A: Forgive both and excommunicate the girl
B: Say you will have an inquiry but forget about it.
C: Send both priests to be in charge of an orphanage in Thailand.
D: Say, “After you with the little harlot.”
2 The Bible prohibits graven images but graven images of Mary and Christ on the Cross abound in your churches. What do you day to critics?
A: We do not worship them
B: They are not graven images
C: Many people misinterpret that Commandment
D: I heard your confession; do you want your wife to know?
3 A sewage pipe bursts and forms a stain. Do you
A: Call in a parishioner to repair it for free
B: Say it looks like the Virgin Mary and charge $25 a time to see it.
C: Blame “The Baptists”
D: Say it’s “The Blood of Christ” and charge $125 a time to see it.
4 One of your priests is caught dealing drugs. Do you
A: Wonder where your next fix of Crack will come from
B: Destroy all evidence
C: Seize the priest’s money and use it for a new car and pay off gambling debts.
D: Blame the pressure of the priesthood and say, “Nobody understands.”
5. A National TV News Program shows a video of you dressed as a woman performing a sex act with a male. Do you
A: Sell the rights
B: Say you have bought an indulgence and so there is no sin
C: Say you were administering first aid
D: Say Jesus told you to do it as it was the way to the sinner’s soul.
More questions will emerge as time goes on. Apparently all answers are good.
. Most Catholics have Third World problems and can't even read or write. They are better off eating the survey than trying to pretend they could sway the Throne of Satan.
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