[Brother Bighair]

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The Buddhist-Shintoist are the worst! I keeps telling my "room-mate" that he will burn in Hell if he doesn't give up Buddha and Ameratsu, but he says stuff like "Tolerance", "Enlightnment", "Many paths", And "diversity". I doan think he is a Buddhist OR Shintoist.... Usin swear words like "diversity" makes me think he is really a LIBERAL! I've a mind to kick his Japanese arse right out of my bed!

[Sista Lateefah]

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I've a mind to kick his Japanese arse right out of my bed!

If you doesn't mind me axin', why do he be in yo bed? And please, don't go inta too many details.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Buddhist-Shintoist are the worst! I keeps telling my "room-mate" that he will burn in Hell if he doesn't give up Buddha and Ameratsu, but he says stuff like "Tolerance", "Enlightnment", "Many paths", And "diversity". I doan think he is a Buddhist OR Shintoist.... Usin swear words like "diversity" makes me think he is really a LIBERAL! I've a mind to kick his Japanese arse right out of my bed!

Ok boy, enough is enough. If you are fornicating with chinks who bow down to fat statues, then you are no Christian. And all this "bleeding nose" nonsense doesn't add up either. Jesus does not like being mocked, fool.

Your jokes won't be so funny down in the rape rooms of hell, poofta.

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

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Accutally. There is no "worst" religion. A denomination is a denomination. And speaking of which, you guys aren't the only one's who believe that you are truly "Christian"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Accutally. There is no "worst" religion. A denomination is a denomination. And speaking of which, you guys aren't the only one's who believe that you are truly "Christian"

But we ARE the only legitimate True Christian™ church in the world. Take a look at our beliefs laid out HERE.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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But we ARE the only legitimate True Christian™ church in the world. Take a look at our beliefs laid out HERE.

Says you.

If you ask me, the only legitimate "Church" is the Court of the All Might Shal, a devision of Atheism.

I even have my own scripture.

Cassandra 17:8 And lo, his commandments came to be, and first, was to observe science, and the truths of which it speaks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Says you.

No, says God Almighty.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.



If you ask me, the only legitimate "Church" is the Court of the All Might Shal, a devision of Atheism.

I even have my own scripture.

Cassandra 17:8 And lo, his commandments came to be, and first, was to observe science, and the truths of which it speaks.

So then you admit that atheism is a religious cult that worships monkeys. You being the chimp spokesmonkey.

God will not be mocked!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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So then you admit that atheism is the belief in nothing. I wish to join you, but is it true you believe in a god or worship monkeys? Cause I can't get Jesus's big ol' out of my ear long enough to read a book.

My invisable imaginary friend I call "God" will not be mocked!
(corrupted by the tiny Shal)

Atheism is the lack of belief in any god.

We're not a cult, and we deffinetly don't worship anything,

Where as, you're lying martyr is probably having some worm crawl through his emptied out skull right now, while I'm sitting her smiling.

Infact, it brings me great satisfaction to know that all you are just gonna rot in the ground with the rest of us.

It's not a threat, it's a fact.

Get over yourselves, you're not special. Well, not special in a GOOD way, it's my opinion that we need to strap helmets onto each and every one of you.

And here a couple verses out of my scripture.

Bob 7:18 "And I and said unto him. exclamation mark!"

Ren 9:5 "And the idiots piled up at the feet of Shal who was the biggest idiot of them all, and proclaimed him a fool, and he opened the book, and ownd nothing."

[Brother Bighair]

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If you doesn't mind me axin', why do he be in yo bed? And please, don't go inta too many details.

Well, my dusky sistren, we met at my weekly mission to my local gym. I am of course a great beliver in Muscular,Masculine Christianity, and while preforming a little Christian Outreach in the more dimly lit sections of the sauna I chanced across the firm pecs of my Jap. I thought to myself that here was a potential convert ,and after a white wine spritzer and the realisation of a mutual interest in Saint Sebastian, it just seemed Un-Christian not to invite him into my home!He has been here even since. AND None of your foul minded Un-Christian speculation, Woman!

[Sista Lateefah]

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Well, my dusky sistren, we met at my weekly mission to my local gym. I am of course a great beliver in Muscular,Masculine Christianity, and while preforming a little Christian Outreach in the more dimly lit sections of the sauna I chanced across the firm pecs of my Jap. I thought to myself that here was a potential convert ,and after a white wine spritzer and the realisation of a mutual interest in Saint Sebastian, it just seemed Un-Christian not to invite him into my home!He has been here even since. AND None of your foul minded Un-Christian speculation, Woman!

You gots some nerve! I wouldn't dare talk back to a man of God, butchoo ain't nothin' but a charlietin up in here! Sent by the debbil to try to deceive us! I guess you din't learn nothin' by what the LORD did to Steve Irwin, didchoo? He gonna do the exact same thang to yo crocodile buggerin', chink lovin' self unless you repents and come to HIM! And you done did lied about not bein' a cathylick too! Not bein' one myself, I had no idea who that Saint Sebastian was. So I done did a search to see who do this be, and look what I done found!

Equally, in the LGBT community many gay Catholics think of Saint Sebastian as their patron and intercessor saint before God.[1]

HOMER! You done did been caught! You's a God-mockin' cathylick sodomite and the truth do not be in you! Enjoy Hell, sinner.

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

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You gots some nerve! I wouldn't dare talk back to a man of God, butchoo ain't nothin' but a charlietin up in here! Sent by the debbil to try to deceive us! I guess you din't learn nothin' by what the LORD did to Steve Irwin, didchoo? He gonna do the exact same thang to yo crocodile buggerin', chink lovin' self unless you repents and come to HIM! And you done did lied about not bein' a cathylick too! Not bein' one myself, I had no idea who that Saint Sebastian was. So I done did a search to see who do this be, and look what I done found!
HOMER! You done did been caught! You's a God-mockin' cathylick sodomite and the truth do not be in you! Enjoy Hell, sinner.

Please don't type those ebonics. It's annoying. Corrected: You have some nerve! I wouldn't dare talk back to a man of god, but you aren't anything but a..... understand? Really, make yourself look more unintelligent then you already seem. There truly isn't any need for that, is there? I mean, all your doing, is making yourself seem more like a stereotypical african-american person. You are making a bad name for them everywhere. Let me guess, you do drugs, and you are a hooker, waiting for a quarter to be put behind your ear, so your teeth roll back?

[Tammy]

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waiting for a quarter to be put behind your ear, so your teeth roll back?

I didn't know you could do that to negros. Is "teeth roll back" some kind of ghetto slang for playing the harmonica?

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

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think about it. Hard. if you don't get it, you are really stupid, mmmmk?

[Sister Noddy]

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think about it. Hard. if you don't get it, you are really stupid, mmmmk?

Hmmm ... probably pretty hard to think clearly in all that hot weather they're having where she is, ya know

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Hmmm ... probably pretty hard to think clearly in all that hot weather they're having where she is, ya know

True, after all (if you'll allow me the analogy) do people go into a sauna to think?