[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Anyone ever hear the quote? I doubt you TC's have heard it, but maybe someone else can guess where it is from.[/quote]

Æsop. (Sixth century B.C.) Fables.
The Harvard Classics. 1909–14. The Bundle of Sticks AN OLD man on the point of death summoned his sons around him to give them some parting advice. He ordered his servants to bring in a faggot of sticks, and said to his eldest son: “Break it.” The son strained and strained, but with all his efforts was unable to break the Bundle. The other sons also tried, but none of them was successful. “Untie the faggots,” said the father, “and each of you take a stick.” When they had done so, he called out to them: “Now, break,” and each stick was easily broken. “You see my meaning,” said their father.
“UNION GIVES STRENGTH.”
The moral to this story being God wants his children to kill homers.

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

wrong. try again. :-p I'm telling you, you TC's have no idea where those exact words came from.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

wrong. try again. :-p I'm telling you, you TC's have no idea where those exact words came from.

It was either the notorious criminal Eugene V. Debs or his lesbian lover, the unrepentant JEWess Red Emma Goldman. Either way, Jesus hates you for associating with trash like that.

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You are still wrong. On both. I'm telling you, it's in one of the last places i'd expect you to look.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Friends, I am often asked by people whether or not the Catlick church would have been righteous if it had not been taken over by homers who require that their men cannot 'go in unto' a woman, as God commands; neither can a woman marry a man, but must live in a perverted lesbean place called a 'nunnery' which, of course, is where the term 'Cathy licker' originated.

The answer is an emphatic "NO!". Catholicism derived from an ancient Egyptian fish-head cult. The priests were all male and worshipped the imaginary sun-god RA. They were called RA-men.

At no time did JESUS EVER suggest that men should wear fish-heads and not marry or go forth and multiply. So the Catlick faith is merely the perversion of a group of prancing dandies who mucked about with each other in hot tubs, just as they still do to this very day!

The very thought of it disgusts me and should disgust every non-homer.

Thus, the Catlick church is hereby banned and no Catlicks are allowed within ten miles of any Landover property. All property of the Catlick church is confiscated and boy-buggerers are cast down into SATAN's waiting claws! Also, Landover Pastors are ordered to test nuns for lesbeanisn....except the ugly ones....and the ones found to be filthy perverts are condemned.

By the Grace of God
Pastor Al

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Friends, I am often asked by people whether or not the Catlick church would have been righteous if it had not been taken over by homers who require that their men cannot 'go in unto' a woman, as God commands; neither can a woman marry a man, but must live in a perverted lesbean place called a 'nunnery' which, of course, is where the term 'Cathy licker' originated.

The answer is an emphatic "NO!". Catholicism derived from an ancient Egyptian fish-head cult. The priests were all male and worshipped the imaginary sun-god RA. They were called RA-men.

At no time did JESUS EVER suggest that men should wear fish-heads and not marry or go forth and multiply. So the Catlick faith is merely the perversion of a group of prancing dandies who mucked about with each other in hot tubs, just as they still do to this very day!

The very thought of it disgusts me and should disgust every non-homer.

Thus, the Catlick church is hereby banned and no Catlicks are allowed within ten miles of any Landover property. All property of the Catlick church is confiscated and boy-buggerers are cast down into SATAN's waiting claws! Also, Landover Pastors are ordered to test nuns for lesbeanisn....except the ugly ones....and the ones found to be filthy perverts are condemned.

By the Grace of God
Pastor Al

GLORY! Jesus' pal has spoken!

[PreachingthePasta2u]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

One thing: If your religion is 'undoubtedly true', then wouldn't Satanism be true as well, if someone was willing to work for the dark one?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

One thing: If your religion is 'undoubtedly true', then wouldn't Satanism be true as well, if someone was willing to work for the dark one?

Define "satanism". Do you mean that cult started by the jooboy Anton LeVay?

The truth is, masonic joos created satanism.

There is nothing "true" about that! Accept Jesus and your worries about satan will be over.

[Splitfoot]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

That's preposterous. The Bible clearly tells us that only Jesus can guarantee our Salvation®

Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

That's why you should only tithe to Jesus' favorite church. Everything else puts yourself (and your eternal soul) at risk and is a waste of money. Let's repay the love He displayed on that cross

Mat 16:18 And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
Mat 16:19 I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven."


Jesus talking to the first pope. Doesn't that make cathylicks his favorite church.
I'm gonna have another hit.

Pagan greeting removed.
Mr.Splitfoot

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

With your stunning logic the Republican Party supports the behavior of Ted Bundy just because he worked for us in the 70's.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Mat 16:18 And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
Mat 16:19 I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven."


Jesus talking to the first pope. Doesn't that make cathylicks his favorite church.
I'm gonna have another hit.

I didn't read the word Pope in any of those verses. Shouldn't you be in school right now? Maybe you could learn some reading comprehension.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Mat 16:18 And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
Mat 16:19 I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven."


Jesus talking to the first pope. Doesn't that make cathylicks his favorite church.
I'm gonna have another hit.

Pagan greeting removed.
Mr.Splitfoot

Where is Damasus I mentioned in those verses?

[Mike Hunt]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Friends, now I know I'm new here and all, so maybe this isn't really my place to say it, but I was quite distressed to not see Mormonism listed here in this poll. Maybe my eyes are clouded or I just can't read too good. And if so, I apologize for my utter stupidity.

But I just hate those Mormons. They think God and Satan were brothers? That we all will become Gods? That there's more than one God? That Adam and Eve were heroic for disobeying God and getting thrown out of Paradise? That some dead Indian, ironically named moroni, pulled a new testament of Jesus out of his backside that superceeds the Bible? Give me a blessed break! It's called the KJV, folks, and there ain't no sequel, you charlatans!

Mark my words, if that slick Mitt Romney fella gets anywhere near God's White House, he'll turn out to be the anti-Christ. Mormonism is especially dangerous because it pulls people away from Jesus disguising itself as Christianity+ with a bunch of mystical hogwash and magic underpants -- that just ain't right. It just ain't.

That's my two cents anyway.

YIC,
Brother Hunt

[Mike Hunt]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well I went and got all mad and made some mistakes. The dead Indian was "Moroni" and these blasphemers believe that Jesus and Satan were brothers. If I knew how to edit my mistakes I would.

YIC, Brother Hunt

[Viking]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

i think the intolerant, race hating people in this forum (not all), are far worse than any "satan worshipping" bullshit