[Sister Noddy]

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True, after all (if you'll allow me the analogy) do people go into a sauna to think?

Yeah, actually you're probably right about that, folks hang out in the sauna to think about stuff, you know ... kick back in all that soothing steam and relax and doze off a bit

Of course our friend there, she'll be requiring wall-to-wall mirrors in hers, so she can fix her makeup when it runs ... um ... from all that steam they're having where she is now

[Sista Lateefah]

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Please don't type those ebonics. It's annoying.

What be annoyin' is racist nazi trash like yoself that be tryin'a start some drama with folk just based on the color of they skin! This church be racially diverse and do not allow bigots!

Corrected: ignance deleted

Oh no you din't! I had meant what I had said the first time, and if they was anythang wrong with what I had wrote, I woulda done correcteded it myself, thank you. Shoot. You's just mad because yo homer boyfriend had got chaseded off by that rebuke I had gave him.

Really, make yourself look more unintelligent then you already seem.

Chile, you needs Jesus somethin' fierce when you is comin' up in here and demandin' that I makes myself look stupid to fitcho racist preconceptations. Repent, sinner!

There truly isn't any need for that, is there? I mean, all your doing, is making yourself seem more like a stereotypical african-american person.

Oooooooo NUH UH! I know you is not EVEN tryin'a clown on how somebody talk when you does not even do the difference between "your" and "you're".

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye? - Matthew 7:3-4

Thank Ya, Lord, fo' showin' this sinner how ignant he be. If only he would come to You and get Saved©, maybe he wouldn't make hisself look like a foo' all the time. Also, I's not "african-american", I's ALL American, and haves been ever since I becameded a True Christian™. Didchoo not notice the "Honorary white woman" thang that JESUS had put undah my name?

You are making a bad name for them everywhere. Let me guess, you do drugs, and you are a hooker, waiting for a quarter to be put behind your ear, so your teeth roll back?

Thass yo momma that had did that. When you had popped out her cooter, she had took one look at yo nasty behind and said, "Oooooh LORD, I's done birthded me a crack baby! What I have did to my chile!? He lookin' all like a lil chickenheaded homer up in here because my sinful ways. He gonna be ignant the resta his life and gonna spend his days makin' hisself look a foo' by talkin' 'bout how other folk talk when he don't even talk right hisself. I shoulda came to Jesus when I had the chance and this nevah woulda happended to me! "

[Homertard]

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Really, that wasn't racist. It is basic English. Yeah, mines not brilliant, but yours is impossible to read!

Myour skin has nothing to do with it. I know many black people who type better than you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I know many black people who type better than you.

And I know retardeds who can make better posts than you. I know queers who make more sense than you. I even know mudslimes who know the Holy Bible inside out and backward, while you aren't even slightly familiar with it.

I'll bet you've never met a real nigra in your life.

[SalvationSeeker]

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I know many black people who type better than you.

Right you do.
And that's what all you racists say isn't it?
"Oh no, I'm not a racist! I have plenty of black friends!"

Not falling for it, you lying nazi.
I agree with Pastor Ezekiel: I bet you've never met a real nigra in your life..
Much less ever known one.

Do remember however, racist, that sister Lateefah is not a nigra.. she's an ex-nigra.. and there is a HUGE difference.

[Deaner]

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Really, that wasn't racist.
your skin has nothing to do with it. I know many black people who type better than you.

Now that's a dirty backhanded slap if I ever heard one. Why didn't you just say "black people who can tap dance" better than you; or maybe "black people who can steal pies" better than you. You are a racist bigot and your master, satan, has blinded you. You must be pretty embarrassed when a female darkie like Sister Lateefah gives you an intellectual beating like that.

[Homertard]

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And I know retardeds who can make better posts than you. I know queers who make more sense than you. I even know mudslimes who know the Holy Bible inside out and backward, while you aren't even slightly familiar with it.

I'll bet you've never met a real nigra in your life.

I bet you've never met a real Nazi either.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I bet you've never met a real Nazi either.

Ha! Touché

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Before you ask about Southern Baptists, please do recall that the Southern Baptist Convention has taken a heretical stance against any consumption of alcohol, declaring it sinful. By taking this stance, they declare Jesus, who not only drank wine, but turned water into wine, a sinner!
In Jesusses time they didnt have liquor stores but made their own wine. After 1612, more alcoholic beverages became available courtesy of the Catholics, culminating in the production of Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Once the Baptists identified the offending beverage as fire water for the negroid they chose NOT to accept ANY liquor as sacrament, the reasoning being that banning colt 45 would only cause the darkie to become curious as to the contents OTHER colourful bottles on store shelves. Paint thinners, methylated spirits, lighter fluids and petrol would then become victim to the curiosity of the drunken coloured folk, and these essential liquids are needed by Gods people keep the wheels of industry turning, and the clink of coin in the collection plate. Having any wine in the house would alert the bestial negro sense of smell and induce the negro to break into the house and become violent and sex crazed under its influence. This is why True Christians allow liquor stores - to distract the coloureds from Christian homes and to keep their kin safe from darkie. Praise be to Jesus.

[SalvationSeeker]

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I bet you've never met a real Nazi either.

Why do you think that any of us would have ever met a nazi? (Do you want to admit something?)
..So are you admitting that you've never known a single nigra, like (atleast most of us) has never met a nazi?
Or are you admitting what we've been saying: that you're a nazi? (And thus we've met you, only online, but still.)
Which one is it, boy?

If the latter is the correct one:
Then yes, I don't think I've ever "met" a real nazi before I spoke to you here, racists yes, but not a nazi.
Do you want me to feel honored or something you filthy Hitler-worshipper?

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

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The town i live in is full of African-Americans. I had and African-American childhood friend. All of them are properly educated, and don't speak like they fell off a stupid tree, and hit every branch going down. You really think anyone will take an African-American woman who says things such as "butchoo" will ever be taken seriously? It is highly doubtful. You call me racists, and yet, you guys have a picture of the kkk, claim it's Christian? You say it isn't, and yet, who else wears those robes? That was really retarded. You are racist, not me. You claim everyone else is, and nobody else does. I'm going to bake your bible in a pie, and eat it... mmm.. then I can claim I have the word of god in me.

[SalvationSeeker]

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The town i live in is full of African-Americans.

And you obviously find that strange or difficult to live with.
Or would you ever say "the town i live in is full of white Americans"?
Racism isn't tolerated here, you racist..

I had and African-American childhood friend. All of them are properly educated, and don't speak like they fell off a stupid tree, and hit every branch going down.

Oh, you had AN (one) African-American childhood friend?
Well, then I suppose we must all bow down to your expertise on these matters.

You really think anyone will take an African-American woman who says things such as "butchoo" will ever be taken seriously?

By you and your racist friends you mean? No.
And it do seem like you live in a very racist community to me, where people aren't accepted if they so much as talk differently.

You call me racists,

I'm not sure any of us has called you a racist before I did in this post..

you guys have a picture of the kkk, claim it's Christian? You say it isn't, and yet, who else wears those robes?

No, brother Bobby-Joe has a picture of him in white robes, riding a horse and holding a cross.
Just where is the racism in that?

You are racist, not me. You claim everyone else is, and nobody else does. I'm going to bake your bible in a pie, and eat it... mmm.. then I can claim I have the word of god in me.

Friend, although we do pride ourselves on taking the Bible literally..
This should not be interpretated as "you should eat a bible"!
And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God. (Matthew 4:4)

[stealtfc (On Moderation)]

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Well, that's not as many as i know, though. My cousin's father is from the middle east. Guess what? She is my favorite cousin ever. Although, she has never met her real father but that doesn't really matter. I love her, as family should love each other. And, i meant literally eat it. So, i can Live off of god's word pie for the rest of my life?

[Homertard]

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Which one is it, boy?

Acutally, it is neither.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Well, that's not as many as i know, though.

Right it isn't..

My cousin's father is from the middle east. Guess what? She is my favorite cousin ever. Although, she has never met her real father but that doesn't really matter. I love her, as family should love each other.

Arabs aren't African-Americans, fool. But is she a filthy mudslime though?
And family shouldn't love each other, instead, Jesus says that we are to hate our family.

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,
And brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Luke 14:26

And, i meant literally eat it. So, i can Live off of god's word pie for the rest of my life?

No.
Putting the Word of God in an oven and cooking it as a meal equals burning it.
Which is a grave sin indeed.