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  • Scandick
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    If you continue to spam this forum with a tired, decade-old Internet meme, you will be banned.

    Go on, just ban me. I'll just create another profile - I have plenty of email adresses.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Scandic View Post
    The truth about Christianity:

    The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)
    If you continue to spam this forum with a tired, decade-old Internet meme, you will be banned.

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  • Scandick
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    The truth about Christianity:

    The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by MissKage View Post
    Why do you constantly reference Biblical verses? Do you know realize yet atheists believe the Bible is real...?
    Let me explain it to you in terms of the logic that atheists make a big point of claiming to follow. When someone says, "However, that logic has a flawed conclusion," that's a pretty big hint that he is attempting to use what fancypants liberal intellectuals call a reductio ad absurdum. I showed that it doesn't work in this case.

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  • MissKage
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    Sometimes people are so determined to go to hell that God gives them what they want:

    Romans 1:26-32: For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

    2 Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
    Why do you constantly reference Biblical verses? Do you know realize yet atheists believe the Bible is real...?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
    I've also seen plenty of pictures of Jesus with black skin and an afro. Using the same logic, those pictures must be true as well. Let's take that a step further, though, shall we? Heck, I've seen a photograph of a crucifix in a jar of urine and I know a girl who used to mastrubate herself with a statue of Jesus. According to your logic, since Jesus COULD stop those things but doesn't, it must mean he approves, right?

    However, that logic has a flawed conclusion. You could argue ANYTHING that happens is only able to happen because God allows it and that God therefore approves of it because he could change it. God doesn't want a fag-boy sticking his cock up another fag-boy's rectum? Probably not because an all powerful God could prevent it from happening if he really had a problem with it. God doesn't want Obama to be president? I'm sure an all powerful God could have changed the election results if it was really that important to him. God wants to stop abortions? If he's all powerful and abortions still happen, well, it doesn't look like it's really that big a deal.
    Sometimes people are so determined to go to hell that God gives them what they want:

    Romans 1:26-32: For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

    2 Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

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  • TinaSantafe, whore
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    Do you see a lot of Hispanic blondes?

    Jesus is God. If He thought that the pictures we see of Him as white with light hair were wrong He could easily change them. He doesn't so I think it's fair to say the are realistic images,
    I've also seen plenty of pictures of Jesus with black skin and an afro. Using the same logic, those pictures must be true as well. Let's take that a step further, though, shall we? Heck, I've seen a photograph of a crucifix in a jar of urine and I know a girl who used to mastrubate herself with a statue of Jesus. According to your logic, since Jesus COULD stop those things but doesn't, it must mean he approves, right?

    However, that logic has a flawed conclusion. You could argue ANYTHING that happens is only able to happen because God allows it and that God therefore approves of it because he could change it. God doesn't want a fag-boy sticking his cock up another fag-boy's rectum? Probably not because an all powerful God could prevent it from happening if he really had a problem with it. God doesn't want Obama to be president? I'm sure an all powerful God could have changed the election results if it was really that important to him. God wants to stop abortions? If he's all powerful and abortions still happen, well, it doesn't look like it's really that big a deal.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
    When you consider that they spent a whole lot of time outside, especially Jesus himself, combined with naturally olive, yeah, I'd be willing to bet he was pretty dark. In fact, he probably looked similar to what we would call 'hispanic' today.
    Do you see a lot of Hispanic blondes?

    Jesus is God. If He thought that the pictures we see of Him as white with light hair were wrong He could easily change them. He doesn't so I think it's fair to say the are realistic images,

    YIC

    Jack

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
    When you consider that they spent a whole lot of time outside, especially Jesus himself, combined with naturally olive, yeah, I'd be willing to bet he was pretty dark. In fact, he probably looked similar to what we would call 'hispanic' today.
    How do you know Jesus spent a lot of time outside? Even the Bible says that all the things He did aren't written down:

    (John 21:25) "And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen."

    YiC,

    Zech

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  • TinaSantafe, whore
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    "Olive" is "very dark skinned"?
    When you consider that they spent a whole lot of time outside, especially Jesus himself, combined with naturally olive, yeah, I'd be willing to bet he was pretty dark. In fact, he probably looked similar to what we would call 'hispanic' today.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
    He lived in a part of the world where the strong majority of the people were very dark skinned.
    "Olive" is "very dark skinned"?

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  • Bob4God
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
    He lived in a part of the world where the strong majority of the people were very dark skinned.
    This argument doesn't hold water.

    Yes, he lived in an area full of dark skinned people, but he came from Heaven where everybody is white.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Elijahthebeast666 View Post
    No, I do not concede defeat on Jesus being a Jew, and according to your propaganda Jews have huge disgusting noses... I want you to show me one passage in the bible where it says Jesus has an attraction to women? You know who else claims celibate divinity? The catholic boy piffleers :}
    Again, you made an assertion about Jesus, I want you to back it up with something other than your opinions. Find a contemporary description of Jesus and share it with us.

    As for His being a Jew, that's easy enough to disprove.
    Jews worship God, right?

    Jesus IS God. Are you suggesting He is so egotistical and vain that He worships Himself?

    Jews do not believe Jesus is the Messiah.

    Jesus KNOWS He is the Messiah. Are you suggesting Jesus denies that He is the Messiah?

    Jews are human.

    Jesus is God. Are you suggesting that Jesus is not Divine?
    Your assertion that Jesus is a Jew is blasphemous on these three counts.

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  • MissKage
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Please read and familiarize yourself with the proof that Jesus is White, before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
    That's "evidence" isn't evidence at all...

    Firstly, God would have no ethnicity/race, lol.
    Secondly, the depictions of Jesus are simply painting presuming his appearance. Like many things, we don't know if it is true. But yea, Jesus would *most likely* be Middle Eastern.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
    He lived in a part of the world where the strong majority of the people were very dark skinned.

    The Romans needed Judas help to identify him when they came to arrest Jesus.

    If he actually was white and everyone else around him wasn't, it would have been easy for Judas or anyone else to just tell them "He's the white guy."

    Instead, he had to go up to him and identify which one, specifically, was Jesus.

    This indicates he looked enough like the rest of the regional population that it would be difficult to identify him without assistance.
    Please read and familiarize yourself with the proof that Jesus is White, before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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