[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'll bury your soul. I'll tear your mind, FEED IT TO THE MAGGOTS! I'll put your teeth to the grind stone, I'll boil your eyes.... Make you fear the light... as i have...

I believe the line is, "I'll SWALLOW your soul".

As said by this guy:



Is that the image you're trying to project?

Why not ask your Mommy to take over the computer, and have her go to the Introduction Forum and introduce herself?

[The Darkness]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'll bury your soul. I'll tear your mind, FEED IT TO THE MAGGOTS! I'll put your teeth to the grind stone, I'll boil your eyes.... Make you fear the light... as i have...

[lukasekman]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Nanny state-worshiping Adult Babies are worst, hands down. If they ever think of trying to recruit me and my family, I will not hesitate to exercise the second amendment.

[Levi Jones]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I have plenty of email adresses.

You'll need more than you have. It is quicker and easier for us to ban them than it is for you to create them. Plus, there are more of us than you.

Prepare for the hammer.

[Scandick]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

If you continue to spam this forum with a tired, decade-old Internet meme, you will be banned.

Go on, just ban me. I'll just create another profile - I have plenty of email adresses.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The truth about Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

If you continue to spam this forum with a tired, decade-old Internet meme, you will be banned.

[Scandick]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The truth about Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made out a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense (or NOT!)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Why do you constantly reference Biblical verses? Do you know realize yet atheists believe the Bible is real...?

Let me explain it to you in terms of the logic that atheists make a big point of claiming to follow. When someone says, "However, that logic has a flawed conclusion," that's a pretty big hint that he is attempting to use what fancypants liberal intellectuals call a reductio ad absurdum. I showed that it doesn't work in this case.

[MissKage]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Sometimes people are so determined to go to hell that God gives them what they want:

Romans 1:26-32: For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

2 Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Why do you constantly reference Biblical verses? Do you know realize yet atheists believe the Bible is real...?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I've also seen plenty of pictures of Jesus with black skin and an afro. Using the same logic, those pictures must be true as well. Let's take that a step further, though, shall we? Heck, I've seen a photograph of a crucifix in a jar of urine and I know a girl who used to mastrubate herself with a statue of Jesus. According to your logic, since Jesus COULD stop those things but doesn't, it must mean he approves, right?

However, that logic has a flawed conclusion. You could argue ANYTHING that happens is only able to happen because God allows it and that God therefore approves of it because he could change it. God doesn't want a fag-boy sticking his cock up another fag-boy's rectum? Probably not because an all powerful God could prevent it from happening if he really had a problem with it. God doesn't want Obama to be president? I'm sure an all powerful God could have changed the election results if it was really that important to him. God wants to stop abortions? If he's all powerful and abortions still happen, well, it doesn't look like it's really that big a deal.

Sometimes people are so determined to go to hell that God gives them what they want:

Romans 1:26-32: For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

2 Thess. 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Do you see a lot of Hispanic blondes?

Jesus is God. If He thought that the pictures we see of Him as white with light hair were wrong He could easily change them. He doesn't so I think it's fair to say the are realistic images,

I've also seen plenty of pictures of Jesus with black skin and an afro. Using the same logic, those pictures must be true as well. Let's take that a step further, though, shall we? Heck, I've seen a photograph of a crucifix in a jar of urine and I know a girl who used to mastrubate herself with a statue of Jesus. According to your logic, since Jesus COULD stop those things but doesn't, it must mean he approves, right?

However, that logic has a flawed conclusion. You could argue ANYTHING that happens is only able to happen because God allows it and that God therefore approves of it because he could change it. God doesn't want a fag-boy sticking his cock up another fag-boy's rectum? Probably not because an all powerful God could prevent it from happening if he really had a problem with it. God doesn't want Obama to be president? I'm sure an all powerful God could have changed the election results if it was really that important to him. God wants to stop abortions? If he's all powerful and abortions still happen, well, it doesn't look like it's really that big a deal.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

When you consider that they spent a whole lot of time outside, especially Jesus himself, combined with naturally olive, yeah, I'd be willing to bet he was pretty dark. In fact, he probably looked similar to what we would call 'hispanic' today.

Do you see a lot of Hispanic blondes?

Jesus is God. If He thought that the pictures we see of Him as white with light hair were wrong He could easily change them. He doesn't so I think it's fair to say the are realistic images,

YIC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

When you consider that they spent a whole lot of time outside, especially Jesus himself, combined with naturally olive, yeah, I'd be willing to bet he was pretty dark. In fact, he probably looked similar to what we would call 'hispanic' today.

How do you know Jesus spent a lot of time outside? Even the Bible says that all the things He did aren't written down:

(John 21:25) "And there are also many other things which Jesus did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen."

YiC,

Zech

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

"Olive" is "very dark skinned"?

When you consider that they spent a whole lot of time outside, especially Jesus himself, combined with naturally olive, yeah, I'd be willing to bet he was pretty dark. In fact, he probably looked similar to what we would call 'hispanic' today.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

He lived in a part of the world where the strong majority of the people were very dark skinned.

"Olive" is "very dark skinned"?