[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity".

Christianity is the Word of God as laid out in the Holy Bible. If you don't like it, you are already Damned.

And as far as describing God's Word as "bullshit" - I suggest that you read Revelations and bear in mind,

Ga:4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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AMEN!!!

[Levi Jones]

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Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity".

It isn't our definition, silly. It is the Bible's. God's Holy Eternal Word.

I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. piffle YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.

Aww, you're hurting my feelings now.
Sometimes preaching the Word stings a little.

Oh well. The Bible tells me I am blessed by your persecution.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil,

for the Son of man's sake.

Can I get an amen?

[Didymus Much]

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...all of the bullshit i have read on this site...

All of it 100% backed up by the King James Bible.

If you feel differently, please cite specific examples, with references to applicable Scripture, quoted in context. Thank you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity". I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. piffle YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.

Soooo...Lutheran?



If anyone ever doubts that queers are hateful, please refer to the spittle-filled post above.

YiC,

Zech

[TrueFaith06]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity". I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. FUCK YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.

[Levi Jones]

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I have a question for you guys. Just cuz im curious. How come you guys don't think that people that belong to other denominations such as lutherans, methodists, or protestants are christians? Why do you think they are of "liberal persuasion." I am a lutheran, and i am not a liberal.

You can't be a conservative Christian and a Lutheran. Lutherans allow women clergy. 1 Tim. 2:12, 1 Cor. 14:33-34, Titus 1:5-6, 1 Tim. 3:2

Lutherans coddle queers. Romans 1:26-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10, Jude 1:7-8.

Are you a Christian or a Lutheran?

[TrueFaith06]

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I have a question for you guys. Just cuz im curious. How come you guys don't think that people that belong to other denominations such as lutherans, methodists, or protestants are christians? Why do you think they are of "liberal persuasion." I am a lutheran, and i am not a liberal.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Who are we to judge? In the Bible is said that if in some house the word of God is not accepted we must shake the dust from our feet and go to another house to preach without looking back.

We Christians are commanded to judge. In fact, the passage you alluded to is all about judgement. Here it is in context.

Mat 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

By shaking the dust off their sandals and moving on, the disciples were consigning a town to damnation.

Jesus told the apostles to carry no sword wit themselves... so killing people or wish them to die cause they worship differently is not Christian at all.

In which passage did Jesus tell the disciples to carry no sword?

Lk 22:36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

[mab213]

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Who are we to judge? In the Bible is said that if in some house the word of God is not accepted we must shake the dust from our feet and go to another house to preach without looking back. Jesus told the apostles to carry no sword wit themselves... so killing people or wish them to die cause they worship differently is not Christian at all.

[Pim Pendergast]

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most of the things you listed are not even religion or cults. and most of them are linked to your own beliefs. i think you are all messed up for wanting anyone dead. i know that its in your book under one of your laws that thy shall no kill or harm. just wow, the names are crap that you people come up with. your are all twits. and i must say VAMPIRES, GOTH, WITCHES, WICCANS AND MANY MORE THAT YOU HAVE LISTED, DO NOT BELIEVE IN SATAN AND DO NOT WORSHIP HIM. IF ANYTHING, YOU ALL WORSHIP HIM. GET A LIFE PEOPLE.

Please head over to the introduction forum and tell us about yourself.

[RealNutjob666XD]

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most of the things you listed are not even religion or cults. and most of them are linked to your own beliefs. i think you are all messed up for wanting anyone dead. i know that its in your book under one of your laws that thy shall no kill or harm. just wow, the names are crap that you people come up with. your are all twits. and i must say VAMPIRES, GOTH, WITCHES, WICCANS AND MANY MORE THAT YOU HAVE LISTED, DO NOT BELIEVE IN SATAN AND DO NOT WORSHIP HIM. IF ANYTHING, YOU ALL WORSHIP HIM. GET A LIFE PEOPLE.

[Holyfield]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The Yews are the worst. Killing Jesus and then denying His savior. How dare they.

It is obvious from this comment that you don't understand trinitarianism. Muslims usually have a problem with that.

Please be more sorry (selfhating) because you are a shame to the Yewish Christian community...

That is yet another arab muslim phrase. Using stupid words to describe antisemitism.

Islam is by far the worst false religion. It is a locked prison where Hell is the only exit.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Please be more sorry (selfhating) because you are a shame to the Yewish Christian community...

What's a "Yewish Christian"?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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My Priest says it was the Yews and so does my husband. Amen.

Priest? Where do you go to church?