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  • Gary_Biblelover
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by tommy View Post
    Jeeeeeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus is aaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Amen and Amen!! He is alive indeed! Praise the holy name of the Lord

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  • shy Rita
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    The ultimate in false religions is Agnosticism. How are you "not quite sure" if God exists?

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  • HisNoodleyAppendage
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by DAT21 View Post
    REPENT, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START PLEASING JESUS. FEEL HIS SALVATION ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
    The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
    The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!
    Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I must've been sellin' ties!
    Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
    The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ!
    Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I’ve never been so enticed!
    Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!

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  • The Lord's Sword
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by jeremy.blaylock View Post
    Christians,

    took the Hebrew, changed some lines, and called it their own.
    Is 'taking the Hebrew' some sort of homosexual thing? I assure you, we 'don't take the Hebrew'.

    Originally posted by jeremy.blaylock View Post
    Christians,

    Jesus was a jew, yet Christians hate jews, therefor Christians hate Jesus.
    Jesus Christ is the Son of God and our Lord and savior. God hates the Joos for killing His son.

    Originally posted by jeremy.blaylock View Post
    Christians,

    Make the white race look like a 3rd world species, ignorance is not bliss.
    Evilution is a lie, I don't know what species you're talking about. You're right, ignorance is not bliss in your case; you'll be spending eternity in hell for yours.

    Originally posted by jeremy.blaylock View Post
    Christians,

    Believe in prayer over science, believe the earth is flat, believe God hates anyone who is not a Christian, believes all other religions are a farce, believes they are pure, withdraw from sexual pleasures because they see it as a sin, hate faggots but love to have sex with children, regardless of sex.
    FACT: Prayer works. James 5:16
    FACT:
    Science is a tool of the devil. 2 Timothy 2:26
    FACT: God hates all non-Christians. Exodus 22:19
    FACT: Christianity is the one true religion. John 14:6
    FACT: Sex is only to create soldiers for Christ's army. Genesis 16: 1-2
    FACT: Homosexuality is an abonishment unto God. Deuteronomy 23:17-18
    FACT: Christians don't have sex with kids, Catholics do.

    Originally posted by jeremy.blaylock View Post
    Christians,

    Because they are the evil in this world, they are the hate mongers, they are the war mongers, they are the reason for humanities ultimate doom.
    If you're insistent on spending eternity in hell, that's your choice given to you by God. Go smoke your drugs and have sex with men.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by jeremy.blaylock View Post
    Christians,

    took the Hebrew, changed some lines, and called it their own.

    Christians,

    Jesus was a jew, yet Christians hate jews, therefor Christians hate Jesus.

    Christians,

    Make the white race look like a 3rd world species, ignorance is not bliss.

    Christians,

    Believe in prayer over science, believe the earth is flat, believe God hates anyone who is not a Christian, believes all other religions are a farce, believes they are pure, withdraw from sexual pleasures because they see it as a sin, hate faggots but love to have sex with children, regardless of sex.

    Christians,

    Because they are the evil in this world, they are the hate mongers, they are the war mongers, they are the reason for humanities ultimate doom.
    You are quite badly off as Christianity is in fact the only real religion, but anyway rest of it sure was lot of ignorant hate-speech. I have no idea what you even tried to say with took the Hebrew, but I'm sure you are wrong about it too. Next think makes even less sense. Jesus were no joo.

    What about that 3rd world species thing, are you racist? On few things you are 100% correct. Science got nothing on a prayer, earth is flat and Jesus will personally send every non-Christian to hell. Rest of the stuff is again too random ranting to make any sense of.

    I understand that you talk lot to imaginary things, but I can assure you, I am very much real person in a real forum writing this thing.

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  • jeremy.blaylock
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by LandoverBaptistChurch
    The worst False Religion?
    Christians,

    took the Hebrew, changed some lines, and called it their own.

    Originally posted by LandoverBaptistChurch
    The worst False Religion?
    Christians,

    Jesus was a jew, yet Christians hate jews, therefor Christians hate Jesus.

    Originally posted by LandoverBaptistChurch
    The worst False Religion?
    Christians,

    Make the white race look like a 3rd world species, ignorance is not bliss.

    Originally posted by LandoverBaptistChurch
    The worst False Religion?
    Christians,

    Believe in prayer over science, believe the earth is flat, believe God hates anyone who is not a Christian, believes all other religions are a farce, believes they are pure, withdraw from sexual pleasures because they see it as a sin, hate faggots but love to have sex with children, regardless of sex.

    Originally posted by LandoverBaptistChurch
    The worst False Religion?
    Christians,

    Because they are the evil in this world, they are the hate mongers, they are the war mongers, they are the reason for humanities ultimate doom.

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  • Jedediah
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by aDillon View Post
    All are equal in front Our Lord
    Please support your assertion with relevant Scripture, or shut your chink mouth. This is a Christian forum, not a place for you to spew your own vain sense of right and wrong.

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  • aDillon
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    All are equal in front Our Lord but if to say about religion I think that Buddhism is a wrong way to develop yourself

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
    I am not dumb. But it's hard to follow no logic. You aren't a religion but you follow a religion? What's that? It's like you are riding a train by running after it?

    And Jesus was a jew. No argument here. I'm sorry. Jew mother, jew relatives, jewish schooling ... he was a jew.

    not so sure about you winning and me losing dude...
    Dear Foreign Imbecile;

    Jesus is NOT a joo. This is a proven fact! READ AND REPENT!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • jejejungle
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Oh dear, you really are dumb.

    Let's try: "Because we aren't a religion, let alone a false one? We are FOLLOWERS of the one and only True Religion®".

    As for the rest: you didn't ask anything that hasn't already been answered thousands of times on this forum. Use the search button.

    It's not our fault that you don't know that Jesus was God's son (and also His own Dad), and therefor could not possibly be a Joo.

    I'm not going to explain the finer points of trigonometry to a retard who can't count to 3, right?

    We know the Bible, you don't. We win, you lose.
    I am not dumb. But it's hard to follow no logic. You aren't a religion but you follow a religion? What's that? It's like you are riding a train by running after it?

    And Jesus was a jew. No argument here. I'm sorry. Jew mother, jew relatives, jewish schooling ... he was a jew.

    not so sure about you winning and me losing dude...

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Oh dear, you really are dumb.

    Let's try: "Because we aren't a religion, let alone a false one? We are FOLLOWERS of the one and only True Religion(R)".

    As for the rest: you didn't ask anything that hasn't already been answered thousands of times on this forum. Use the search button.

    It's not our fault that you don't know that Jesus was God's son (and also His own Dad), and therefor could not possibly be a Joo.

    I'm not going to explain the finer points of trigonometry to a retard who can't count to 3, right?

    We know the Bible, you don't. We win, you lose.

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  • jejejungle
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    I'll ignore your misconceptions about the Bible for a minute, and concentrate on this last statement alone.

    Well, from personal experience, I can assure you that Landover Baptist is not a cult.

    Cults try to tie everyone to them, suck them in, claim them. LBC has never done such a thing.

    Did you know that Pastor Ezekiel has repeatedly told me that I was free to leave the congregation? That I should, for example, take up hiking as my hobby? He knew I was working way too hard in this Godless dump, and that it was endangering my health. That's the kind of selfless good natured atmosphere I've always known in this fantastic congregation.

    Does that sound like a "cult" to you, friend? Be honest now!
    so you did not reply to anything I said . I don't care if LBC is a cult or not. I wanted to know why it was not included in the poll "What's the WORST False Religion?"

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  • Wide-Open
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    Originally posted by jejejungle View Post
    and since we are on the subject, you forgot to add Landover Baptist Church to the list.
    I'll ignore your misconceptions about the Bible for a minute, and concentrate on this last statement alone.

    Well, from personal experience, I can assure you that Landover Baptist is not a cult.

    Cults try to tie everyone to them, suck them in, claim them. LBC has never done such a thing.

    Did you know that Pastor Ezekiel has repeatedly told me that I was free to leave the congregation? That I should, for example, take up hiking as my hobby? He knew I was working way too hard in this Godless dump, and that it was endangering my health. That's the kind of selfless good natured atmosphere I've always known in this fantastic congregation.

    Does that sound like a "cult" to you, friend? Be honest now!

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  • jejejungle
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
    so... you hate Jesus also. He was a jew and he was baptised as a jew. shame on you.
    Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
    I say kill 'em all. That way I can let the Lord do the thinking for me.
    and it looks like you need someone to do the thinking for you. we all can see that you can't do it, thinking that is.

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Quite right. That is exactly what the Bible teaches. It is wonderful that you have such a full knowledge of Christianity.
    what a bad thing to say... Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill. Sooo.... you are a sinner and you will burn in hell.

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    Islam is the worst false religion due to it's being so widespread and now it has nukes so I guess that about covers all the bases. The Islamocidal Maniacs will gleefully kill themselves in orgasmic delight if it means killing even a single Christian. Even if it is a baby.
    They rape, murder, torture and kill for Satan. Violent Satanists with nukes.
    Jesus weeps at the wasted life.
    so these guys are exaclty like you. except they have different hats.

    and since we are on the subject, you forgot to add Landover Baptist Church to the list.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by ekulio View Post
    christianism.islam
    I must admit I've never heard of this religion. Is it object oriented or something?

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