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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Personally, I think God should just SMITE ALL EVIL RELIGIONS, HERETICS, AND ANYONE WHO COMMITS BLASHPHEMY STARTING WITH NONE OTHER THAN...THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH FOR THEIR FALSE PREACHING AND OBVIOUS HATE OF ALL THINGS GODLY!!!

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Personally, I think God should just SMITE ALL EVIL RELIGIONS, HERETICS, AND ANYONE WHO COMMITS BLASHPHEMY STARTING WITH NONE OTHER THAN...THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH FOR THEIR FALSE PREACHING AND OBVIOUS HATE OF ALL THINGS GODLY!!!

I agree 100%!

[DAT21 (Quarantined)]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Personally, I think God should just SMITE ALL EVIL RELIGIONS, HERETICS, AND ANYONE WHO COMMITS BLASHPHEMY STARTING WITH NONE OTHER THAN...THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH FOR THEIR FALSE PREACHING AND OBVIOUS HATE OF ALL THINGS GODLY!!!

REPENT, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START PLEASING JESUS. FEEL HIS SALVATION ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

REPENT, GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START PLEASING JESUS. FEEL HIS SALVATION ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

OH! So you are a CATLICKER! Get thee hence, son of SATAN!

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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

OH! So you are a CATLICKER! Get thee hence, son of SATAN!

When did I mention cats. Get thee to Satan false prophet. By the way, I was licking your mom's pussy-cat last night.

[Clown Boy]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

When did I mention cats. Get thee to Satan false prophet. By the way, I was licking your mom's pussy-cat last night.

Lmao! I thought you guys were 'Christian'. Anyway. The wrost false religion is Baptist! Haha. I mean come on. No real christian goes around spanking their wives. That's to kinky for you guys. Why don't you stick to all those lame ass christmas carols that are as annoying as hell.

Why do you spank your wives?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

When did I mention cats. Get thee to Satan false prophet. By the way, I was licking your mom's pussy-cat last night.

OOPS! GONG!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Every religion has its "worst false religion".

I know. It is called "Islam."

Lmao! I thought you guys were 'Christian'. In case you had failed to notice, the idiot with fleas on his tongue isn't one of us, just a particularly imbecilic piece of tumbleweed which happened to roll in from the information superhighway. Anyway. The wrost false religion is Baptist! Oh good, I was just thinking there wasn't enough stupidity on the boards today. Haha. I mean come on. No real christian goes around spanking their wives. That's to kinky for you guys. Why don't you stick to all those lame ass christmas carols that are as annoying as hell.

Why do you spank your wives?

Because somebody's got to.

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I know. It is called "Islam."

Because somebody's got to.

I find it amusing that you think that Islam is the worst religion. Of all the religions to hate why do you pick similar ones? Judism, Islam and christianity all believe similar things whith slight differences. WHy dont you hate completely different religions like taoism?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I find it amusing that you think that Islam is the worst religion. Of all the religions to hate why do you pick similar ones? Judism, Islam and christianity all believe similar things whith slight differences. WHy dont you hate completely different religions like taoism?

You call the difference between worshipping someone and nailing them to a big plank of wood a "slight difference"? My word. And whoever said we don't hate taoists?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

And whoever said we don't hate taoists?

I never tried a Taoist, but if you rearrange the letters it spells "Toasti", so I guess they taste like Quiznos subs.



Edit: Er, not that I'd ever put one in my MOUTH . . . um . . . I was just, ah, speculating. Yes, speculating.

[Arethusa]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I never tried a Taoist, but if you rearrange the letters it spells "Toasti", so I guess they taste like Quiznos subs.



Edit: Er, not that I'd ever put one in my MOUTH . . . um . . . I was just, ah, speculating. Yes, speculating.

Thank goodness bc Quiznos subs taste like crap. Don't you people eat any good around here? All this Denny's and Quizno's talk is worrying.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Thank goodness bc Quiznos subs taste like crap. Don't you people eat any good around here? All this Denny's and Quizno's talk is worrying.

Well I don't like to brag, but Sister Thumper can whip up a fine rabbit casserole. And we Pastors get together once a week or so for a pig roast.

We know how to live right, Praise Jesus.

[Arethusa]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

It's a very tricky question. I am always cautious to avoid violating Matthew 23:9, for fear that I'd turn into a Catholic idolator and end up in the Lake of Fire. Generally speaking, since my father is a yid, I just avoid talking to him whenever possible.


Hmmm... this drink sounds like it may have some kind of soporific effects. On the other hand, the Bible is so chock-full of fascinating stuff that leafing through it'll wake you right up. And this political theory book is NOT an adequate substitute for God's word! I've had the misfortune to encounter political theory on occasion, and it's a bunch of tedious mumbo-jumbo. You won't find gripping stuff like this in The Origins of the Family, Private Property, and the State (or whatever secular rubbish is trendy this week):
Genesis 5:1 ...Japheth.

Where God took Enoch is another question altogether.

Why Brother Temperance, don't tell me you read those books too. Any on philosophy? I think your hiding that intellectual light under a bushel!

The Bible truly is a wondrous thing. By only skimming that edifying excerpt of verses you posted...I felt the urge to meditate on the Lord. My eyes closed instantly in reverence.

[Arethusa]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well I don't like to brag, but Sister Thumper can whip up a fine rabbit casserole. And we Pastors get together once a week or so for a pig roast.

We know how to live right, Praise Jesus.

Ooh. The sisters have me beat. I've roasted duck, but never a whole pig in such an...outdoorsy fashion and have no skill for rabbit casserole. I bow to their superior talent.