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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Chinese Commie Jesus

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I'm rather speechless after reading the following article hidden in a publication from the land of the dot heads.

    Wedding at Cana - Jesus turns water into Rice Wine and Tsingtao, transubstantiated fried wonton, a Last Supper of pot stickers, egg rolls, General Tsao's Chicken, Singapore Rice noodles, and pork fried rice - what's next? Crucifixion nailed to a hammer and sickle - with communist five year Salvation plans, and don't forget the fortune cookies as they're going to need them.

    China to establish its own Christian theology
    Beijing, August 07, 2014
    First Published: 18:36 IST(7/8/2014)
    Last Updated: 18:39 IST(7/8/2014)

    China will establish its own Christian theology compatible with the Communist country's socialist principles, state media has reported, adding that the government will promote it in a correct manner through mass programmes.

    The number of Christians in China is rising rapidly but so is, according to rights groups, the simmering tension with the government.

    In April, one of the largest churches was demolished in the city of Wenzhou in Zhejiang province ending a standoff between members and authorities. Authorities said the 85000 square foot church was demolished because of permission issues and had nothing to do with religious persecution.

    The Communist Party of China (CPC) ruled country does not have a formal relationship with the Vatican. China appoints its own bishops who are not recognised by the Vatican.

    According to the state-run China Daily newspaper, China now has 23 million to 40 million Protestants, 1.7% to 2.9% of the total population.

    "Each year, about 500,000 people are baptized as Protestants. According to the State Administration for Religious Affairs in 2012, the country has about 139,000 approved religious places. Among them, there are about 56,000 Christian churches and gathering sites," it said.

    The newspaper was giving figures quoted at a seminar in Shanghai called "Sinicization of Christianity".

    Speaking at the seminar, Wang Zuoan, director of the State Administration for Religious Affairs, said: "The construction of Chinese Christian theology should adapt to China's national condition and integrate with Chinese culture."

    Wang added that Protestant churches in China have developed very quickly in the past decades with the implementation of the country's religious policy.

    "In the future, we will continue to boost the development of Christianity in China," said Wang

    "Chinese Protestantism's theological education, literature publishing, research, social services and foreign affairs have seen great development. Over the past years, China's Protestantism has become one of the fastest growing universal churches," the newspaper quoted said Gao Feng, president of the China Christian Council as saying.

    The government had launched a five-year campaign in 2013 to promote its version of the religion. It will continue to promote "correct" Christian theology with a "range of publications, exchanges, discussions and evangelism".

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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Chinese Commie Jesus

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: Chinese Commie Jesus

      Commies love to prattle on about separation of church and state, and now look at where it's gotten them. Then again, American liberal false Christians have rewritten "interpreted" Christianity completely beyond recognition to remake God in their own image, so they can hardly complain when the nips do the same.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Chinese Commie Jesus

        You see? I Preach and Preach and Preach to these slants and what do I get?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22889

          #5
          Re: Chinese Commie Jesus

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I'm rather speechless after reading the following article hidden in a publication from the land of the dot heads.

          Wedding at Cana - Jesus turns water into Rice Wine and Tsingtao, transubstantiated fried wonton, a Last Supper of pot stickers, egg rolls, General Tsao's Chicken, Singapore Rice noodles, and pork fried rice - what's next? Crucifixion nailed to a hammer and sickle - with communist five year Salvation plans, and don't forget the fortune cookies as they're going to need them.
          And their prayer will sound like a drawer full of cutlery falling to the floor... God only knows what Jesus will make of them.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Chinese Commie Jesus

            They've done this before you know. But not that Obama is occupying the White House, they've got the muscle to force it down every yellow throat in the ornamental "countries."
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10273

              #7
              Re: Chinese Commie Jesus

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              They've done this before you know. But not that Obama is occupying the White House, they've got the muscle to force it down every yellow throat in the ornamental "countries."
              They've started.

              Lo, below a disturbing photograph of a Chinaman posing as Jesus!!



              Their total lack of language prevents me from properly deciphering the hidden messages in the image.

              There's the line that reads 'GRANDMA SICK SL' "SL" is ambiguous. Could mean sine loco, without a place, or sublingual, under the tongue. Neither makes any sense.

              But they've mentioned Jesus our LORD in a way as if there were two of them. There's only one True Redeemer©, OUR Jesus.



              John 1:14
              And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2014
                • 709

                #8
                Re: Chinese Commie Jesus



                That man looks like one of those oriental gangsters Steven Seagal pounds in his movies, usually 20 of those at one time.

                Chinese are all cursed (once again) if they make a man looking like that to pose like JESUS, our redeemer.
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                • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                  Tin Tither
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 234

                  #9
                  Re: Chinese Commie Jesus

                  Now im' not a educated man or nothing but even i know that Jesus did not go around talking vietnamese irregardless of what that poster says.

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