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  • You People are Wonderful

    Since you idiots are sooo good at reading your little black books I assume you read the title

    You people are the largest collective pile of Multiple Blasphemy deleted I have ever seen in my entire life. It is because of people like you that mankind is having trouble these days. If you can't bend others to your own will, you will do your best to kill and abuse them unitl they obey you and follow your religon so that they may be "saved". What part of that has anything to do with religon? Religion, defined by those of us who have clear minds, is a system of beliefs and beings made up by people to help them remember the right way to be to others and to keep themselves mentally healthy (in some cases, i.e. meditation). For people like me, it is not necessary, because we get along fine without it (Yep, I'm an ATHEIST! Boooo! Spooky!). If your children play games that aren't christian enough (Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, D&D, Magic) you pull the games away and give them something boring to do instead. First of all, I have played Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokemon, and Magic for more than 5 years now, and I am a better person for it. It has allowed me to meet new people and make new friends, taught me complex strategies that can be applied to multiple situations, improved my simple arithmetic and reading skills, and even increased my dexterity. It has been proven that children who are kept under strict rulings by their parents are more likely, not less likely, to be unruly when they grow up, so by forcing your child to read that tabloid you people call the "bible", instead of playing games witht their friends, you are ultimately more destructive than anything else. The conspiracies within the games Pokemon and Super Mario Galaxy are also fakes and accidents. Pokemon started out much much differently than it is now. it was orignally supposed to be a insect collecting game, and then they decided to make more creatures for it to make it more exciting, and that hoax about the little stars above the letters in Galaxy was an accident. The game was made in Japan, and the title origanlly didn't look that way, but the stars were still there. When it was translated, the letters just ended up in just the right places to make it look like the title was suggesting something more than it meant.

    Last edited by Talitha; 08-05-2008, 09:55 PM. Reason: Blasphemy and childish stupidity deleted

  • #2
    Re: You People Are The Most Pathetic Collective Pile of Smelly Sh

    Originally posted by Darklord Raidyn View Post
    Since you idiots are sooo good at reading your little black books I assume you read the title
    No. My faithful retainer, "Boy", usually opens my computational device around this time of the evening at a particularly ill-written page – you have the advantage of me.

    You people are blasphemies deleted I have ever seen in my entire life. It is because of people like you that mankind is having trouble these days. If you can't bend others to your own will, you will do your best to kill and abuse them unitl they obey you
    Are you sure you shouldn’t be posting this on the Demoncrat intertube page?
    and follow your religon so that they may be "saved".
    Follow True Christianity and you will be “Saved.”
    What part of that has anything to do with religon?
    Well, everything really.
    Religion, defined by those of us who have clear minds,
    …so this isn’t you?
    is a system of beliefs and beings made up by people to help them remember the right way to be to others and to keep themselves mentally healthy
    but mainly a way of obeying our Creator in gratitude for His Initial Work.
    (in some cases, i.e. meditation).
    Meditation? Isn’t that what Hindoos do? They worship cows and purple many-armed elephants!
    For people like me, it is not necessary, because we get along fine without it
    wait for it….
    (Yep, I'm an ATHEIST! Boooo! Spooky!).
    Boo! Twat!


    If your children play games that aren't Christian enough (Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, D&D, Magic) you pull the games away and give them something boring to do instead.
    We would encourage them by stern words and then a few strokes of an iron bar, to study the Bible, what could be more fun than that?
    First of all, I have played Yu-Gi-Oh!, Pokemon, and Magic for more than 5 years now,
    To my mind this makes you a little over 13 – you need to be 18 to post here
    and I am a better person for it.
    Compared with whom, do you have an identical twin who did not play these devil’s toys and is not such a good person? I doubt it liar!
    It has allowed me to meet new people and make new friends,
    …which were things that no human could do before the invention of these games
    taught me complex strategies that can be applied to multiple situations,
    like whether to have peanut putter or jelly
    It has been proven that children who are kept under strict rulings by their parents are more likely, not less likely, to be unruly when they grow up,
    chapter and verse please! Who conducted the experiments, when, where are they published and what methodology was used? Was the publication peer reviewed?
    so by forcing your child to read that tabloid you people call the "bible", instead of playing games witht their friends, you are ultimately more destructive than anything else.
    Tabloid?


    The conspiracies within the games Pokemon and Super Mario Galaxy are also fakes and accidents. Pokemon started out much much differently than it is now. it was orignally supposed to be a insect collecting game, and then they decided to make more creatures for it to make it more exciting, and that hoax about the little stars above the letters in Galaxy was an accident. The game was made in Japan, and the title origanlly didn't look that way, but the stars were still there. When it was translated, the letters just ended up in just the right places to make it look like the title was suggesting something more than it meant.
    No, this is God’s Hand at work – He warns and guides us in mysterious ways.


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    • #3
      Re: You People are Wonderful

      With spelling and grammar like yours, I can hardly believe that you're 'better' for playing with satan's toys.

      Things like Mario are designed to make homosexuality look fun and exciting. It's part of the gay agenda to turn innocent children gay. The queers think that if they have the KIDS on their side, they'll be accepted. Wrong. True Christians can see right through this satanic ploy.

      And we will no longer stand for it in this GODLY COUNTRY!!!
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      • #4
        Re: You People are Wonderful

        You're probably too stupid to be an atheist. Do you know what happens to types like you? It's only HELL.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: You People are Wonderful

          Since it's clear that you're beyond redemption, I'll give you a different reason not to play Magick, Pokeaman, or You-Go-Girl:

          It turns you into a Monty Python quoting, girl-repelling, pedantic dork.

          It's obvious you don't care about the hereafter. But I can't for the life of me understand why you, a Godless heathen, would choose to surround yourself with stinky, sweaty, Cheetoes-popping men with Assburger's syndrome.

          Not when you could be snorting methamphetamine and having wanton, debaucherous sex with nubile teenagers.

          Maybe I'm being too considerate, but if you're going to burn in Hell, at least try to get something enjoyable out of the deal.
          Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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          • #6
            Re: You People are Wonderful

            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
            Things like Mario are designed to make homosexuality look fun and exciting. It's part of the gay agenda to turn innocent children gay. The queers think that if they have the KIDS on their side, they'll be accepted. Wrong. True Christians can see right through this satanic ploy.

            And we will no longer stand for it in this GODLY COUNTRY!!!
            Well said, Brother B4G!

            This is exactly why we work so very hard to ensure that the children are raised with God's Word . . . in their homes, in their schools, and in their summer camps.

            Rent the wonderful documentary Jesus Camp and see how hard we work to ensure that American children are bound to Jesus from the youngest possible age!

            This riveting Oscar-nominated documentary offers an unfiltered look at a revivalist subculture where devout Christian youngsters are being primed to deliver the fundamentalist community's religious and political messages. Building an evangelical army of tomorrow, the Kids on Fire summer camp in Devil's Lake, N.D., is dedicated to deepening the preteens' spirituality and sowing the seeds of political activism as they're exhorted to "take back America for Christ."
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: You People are Wonderful

              I'd like to look at something Brother Bathfire also noticed in D.R.'s post.

              "[Religion] is a system of beliefs and beings made up by people to help them remember the right way to be to others and to keep themselves mentally healthy."

              Let's look at the Bible.

              Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Psalm 137:9


              God says, happy is the man who smashed heathen babies to death on the stones.

              When Jesus returns, God shall send torments and punishments upon mankind, torments so horrible that --

              And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation 9:6

              What can the Bible tell us about racial superiority?

              For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God, and the LORD hath chosen thee to be a peculiar people unto himself, above all the nations that are upon the earth. Deuteronomy 14:2

              Stalin told his communist lackeys that they, as socialists, were superior and would rule the Earth. He was wrong, though. Christians are the ones.

              And about slavery?

              Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.

              Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.


              And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour. Leviticus 25:44-46

              That's how the Bible told Christians to get slaves. Jesus never said one word against slavery.

              It's in the Bible.

              So: you are right in one respect. Christianity was made (by God, not people) to teach them how to behave towards each other. Christians believe that God told His people to kill heathen babies (and they did it to the Midianites and the Amelakites); He will torture unbelievers unmercifully; God says His chosen people are superior to all others; and God told His people how to get and keep slaves.

              Other religions are lies, however. Jesus said that quite clearly.

              Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6

              Only Christianity is the Truth. All others are bogus garbage. That is what Christians know in their hearts.

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