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Folks, there is a misconception that a good mother has a job, goes out hunting for meat, takes the kids to Soccer, and still has time to nurse all of the broodlings who haven't been sent off to middle school yet. But I want to remind you that this twisted mother image of lately is in disagreement with true traditional Christian values. And it contradicts so many Biblical verses that I want to do a little contest . . . you post the most verses and I will bake two dozen Snickerdoodles for you!!!
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Re: Why Jesus HATES Working Mothers - A Contest!
The Bible says, and I don't doubt it,
"STAY HOME AND BAKE SNICKERDOODLES!!!"
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Re: Why Jesus HATES Working Mothers - A Contest!
Why women should not work (as the Bible commands).....
Remember that one time when Tater and Zeke were away for the weekend and I volunteered to valet park the cars....................
1 Timothy 2:11-15 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission.Attached FilesLast edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 08-31-2008, 03:58 AM.Comment
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The Lord lays out the description of a perfect woman and I see no note of having a career that breaks the so-called "glass ceiling"!
10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. 11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil. 12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life. 13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands. 14 She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar. 15 She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens. 16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard. 17 She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms. 18 She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night. 19 She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff. 20 She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy. 21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet. 22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple. 23 Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land. 24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant. 25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come. 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness. 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. 28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her. 29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all. 30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised. 31 Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.
Prov 31:10-31 (KJV)
(21 verses, I'm looking forwards to those Snickerdoodles!
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As you should be! IMPRESSED MOTHER GLENDORAOriginally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostThe Lord lays out the description of a perfect woman and I see no note of having a career that breaks the so-called "glass ceiling"!
(21 verses, I'm looking forwards to those Snickerdoodles! )Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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I prefer quality to quantity. Mr bathfire managed 21, but they were from Proverbs. Bah!Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
quality!
Genesis 3
16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
A woman should be in sorrow all the time, not watching soccer games!!!
And you be in sorrow baking me those snickerdoodles!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Ah Brother Eliot! So, Psalms are easy meat? Then let me return with an Ostrich!Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
Job:39:13: Gavest thou the goodly wings unto the peacocks? or wings and feathers unto the ostrich?
Job:39:14: Which leaveth her eggs in the earth, and warmeth them in dust,
Job:39:15: And forgetteth that the foot may crush them, or that the wild beast may break them.
Job:39:16: She is hardened against her young ones, as though they were not hers: her labour is in vain without fear;
Job:39:17: Because God hath deprived her of wisdom, neither hath he imparted to her understanding.
La:4:3: Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.
If you need a translation, Ostrich females (alluding to wives) are cruel because they go off and leave their eggs (alluding to children) unguarded in the Wilderness (at home alone) where something might stomp on them. Clearly Wives and Ostriches should stay home!
Yours, looking forward to snickerdoodles aplenty,sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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The Bible was written as a story over 2000 years ago, but not nearly as long ago as Stone Henge (reportedly existed back to 7000 BC, as research shows), when women has no rights.
Get in the 21st century already.Comment
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As the earth was created ~6,000 years ago, I fail to see how something could be 7,000 years old - get a grip of your facts!Originally posted by Oxycon View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I claim foul! Bathfire uses all the quotes in two posts! That is not fair. maybe I could have posted the entire Bible!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Also because God Created women to become MOMMIES, not simply (ugh-a-bug) "Mothers"Comment
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True Christian™ women have lots of rights. The right to be in subjection to her husband, to do the housework, look after children, look presentable, ask her husband permission for things!Originally posted by Oxycon View Post
God hates Seth Cochrane.Comment
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The Earth was created 4.5 Billion years ago.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Are you seriously that ignorant?Comment
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The Bible tells us otherwise. Who are you going to believe, some joo scientist who changes the "facts" every day, or God Almighty, who created the Heavens and the earth?Originally posted by Oxycon View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I'm going to believe the dinosaurs, Neanderthals, Space and the various other things God didn't create that exist or existed.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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