Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Seems her 17 year old unwed daughter is going to have another a baby.

Mother has done a wonderful job getting those abstinence messages across to her eldest girl!

Is there anybody in Alaska who hasn't impregnated a Palin lately?



Bless you, my hyperbolic hippocrates,
Father Mo



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[Brother Temperance]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

Seems her 17 year old unwed daughter is going to have another a baby.

Mother has done a wonderful job getting those abstinence messages across to her eldest girl!

Is there anybody in Alaska who hasn't impregnated a Palin lately?

Bless you, my hyperbolic hippocrates,
Father Mo
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I heard Obama raped her deliberately to discredit McCain and Freedom.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

Open Letter from True Christians(tm) to VP Palin

Mrs. Palin, now is the time to show your true colors. It is time for you to stand up and let your True Christian(tm) values shine for all to see. Your 17 year old daughter is pregnant out of wedlock, and this is a horrible example for all 17 year olds the world around. We are calling on you to treat your daughter in accordance with God's will: renounce her as your daughter and remove all appearance of evil from amongst you. Your daughter has potentially marred President McCain's campaign and brought shame on you, your family, your country and your president. Now is the time for you to turn out your daughter and her bastard son and let the rest of True Christian(tm) America know that you will not compromise your beliefs for your whore of a daughter.

2A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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What truly shocks me in this matter is that this young harlot has turned her back on her mother's teaching of abstinence-only sex education. I cannot fathom how vile this 17-year old's mind must be to turn away from such tried-and-true teachings. What bothers me is that the LIEberal media will be all over this as a "failure" of abstinence-only education instead of what it obviously is--the young harlot was torn by Satan into a life of fornication. My only regret is that she didn't have more abstinence-only education.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Mother has done a wonderful job getting those abstinence messages across to her eldest girl!

The way I heard it--and this is unconfirmed--Bristol Palin was raped, and her rapist bought her from her dad the 50 shekels of silver required by the Bible:

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:28-29

I think you can see why the family would prefer to keep this a private matter. They wouldn't want to encourage anyone to try to buy the other daughters this way, since the other two are also of marriagable age or close to it:



Of course, if I'm wrong, then Bristol Palin is just a whore.

[eliot mayfield]

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You must disown her or resign. There is no choice.
She is going to Hell, don't let the whore drag you down too!
Deutronomy
"2": A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Goodness me people, it is not as if it is Mrs Palin! Mr McCain already knew Bristol was, like Jesus’s mother, “with child,” and if that is what the next President of the USA knew, then his judgment is good enough for me.

Sarah Palin has had absolutely nothing to do with this wonderful affirmation of God's gift of life. Why, that daughter might be adopted or something.

On the other hand, it could be that Bristol Plain was raped in the fields and the young man has paid her father 50 shekels. This will, of course mean that the marriage will be unusually long lasting, as she can never be “put away.”

God approves of this and it probably isn’t fornication at all.

De:22:28: If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
De:22:29: Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Can I ask for a little more effort in not repeating the sensationalism of the lieberal media? Speculation, half-facts and rumors are never helpful.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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What a terrible thing for a Christian to say... for all we know this might be another immaculate conception!

This poor, misguided baby machine should be forgiven her mistakes and embraced by all Christians as she is showing (again) what pregnant teenage girls should do by keeping her baby and marrying the father.


Bless you, my stone throwing huckster,
Father Mo



P.S. Is their anyone in Alaska who hasn't knocked up a Palin girl lately?


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[Brother Temperance]

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Can I ask for a little more effort in not repeating the sensationalism of the lieberal media? Speculation, half-facts and rumors are never helpful.

Especially that one rumour about how the father's actually Bristol's tard brother. That one rumour is not helpful AT ALL, and anyone caught repeating it will be severely punished.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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What a terrible thing for a Christian to say... for all we know this might be another immaculate conception!

Sure it is. If Jesus was going to immaculately conceive anyone, that person would be Mrs. Sarah Palin, not her little whore of a daughter.

This poor, misguided baby machine should be forgiven her mistakes and embraced by all Christians as she is showing (again) what pregnant teenage girls should do by keeping her baby and marrying the father.

Jesus isn't all that big on forgiving unrepentant sinners. I haven't seen the little harlot call a press conference to apologize, tearfully, to her parents, Americans, Jesus and President McCain. Until then, she is an unrepentant harlot living in sin.

[StarrKingGrad]

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You should all be as ashamed of yourselves as the Republican machine should be for trying to turn this into a family values issue. I wouldn't vote for Governor Palin for dog catcher, because I find many of her policies to be loathesome, but I don't see how her candidacy makes her daughter's sex life any of your business.

[eliot mayfield]

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You should all be as ashamed of yourselves as the Republican machine should be for trying to turn this into a family values issue. I wouldn't vote for Governor Palin for dog catcher, because I find many of her policies to be loathesome, but I don't see how her candidacy makes her daughter's sex life any of your business.

If her whore daughter brings disgrace upon herself, it's just another whore going to Hell. If the mother doesn't do the right thing, she brings disgrace upon her mother too. If the father fails to do the right thing, it's a disgrace upon the family. If we elect her VP, it's a disgrace upon the nation.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I think that Mrs. Palin should also do some serious repentance for having been such an un-Christian parent:

Prov. 22:6: Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

[SUV]

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The one in the blue-print dress looks a little bit preggers, too.....

My GOD! Such a Fertile, Christian Family!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

There is a possibly HUGE new breaking story that I have on a first-hand account straight from the RNC. Obama was sighted leaving a jet that had reportedly just returned from Alaska recently, and our sources claim that the poor young Palin girl has been spotted crying her eyes out. This information highlights some of our worst fears, that Obama is the illegitimate father of this bastard-child, and presumably RAPED this poor white girl. Can we have this sort of person in the White House? Do you trust him? I sure don't! More details to follow (but tell your friends)...