[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

There is a possibly HUGE new breaking story that I have on a first-hand account straight from the RNC. Obama was sighted leaving a jet that had reportedly just returned from Alaska recently, and our sources claim that the poor young Palin girl has been spotted crying her eyes out. This information highlights some of our worst fears, that Obama is the illegitimate father of this bastard-child, and presumably RAPED this poor white girl. Can we have this sort of person in the White House? Do you trust him? I sure don't! More details to follow (but tell your friends)...

That's interesting, brother Ernest. I heard that John Edwards was seen sneaking out of an Anchorage hotel at 2 in the morning a few months ago.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

The one in the blue-print dress looks a little bit preggers, too.....

It's no surprise why she's pregnant: that tart-costume exposes her elbows! It's just bad as the Catholic slutpocalypse they call "Pure Fashion".

I hope she marries the rapist, just like her sister will (the Palin grandchildren can obviously only be products of rape, since mother Palin believes in abstinence-only sex ed.)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

There is a possibly HUGE new breaking story that I have on a first-hand account straight from the RNC. Obama was sighted leaving a jet that had reportedly just returned from Alaska recently, and our sources claim that the poor young Palin girl has been spotted crying her eyes out. This information highlights some of our worst fears, that Obama is the illegitimate father of this bastard-child, and presumably RAPED this poor white girl. Can we have this sort of person in the White House? Do you trust him? I sure don't! More details to follow (but tell your friends)...

I'll be looking for a touch of the tar-brush when the little bundle of shame pops out... Thanks for the heads-up!

[Roberta]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

This is just a disgrace. They parade Bristle out there like like she should be a role model for other teens.

I know what my dad would have done if I'd come home knocked up at 17!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

I hope for Bristolboard's sake that the allegations of rape are true. Apologists from the liberal church of compromise are saying that her pregnancy is a private matter, but the core principle of True Christian™ True Republicanism™ is that sex and reproduction are intensely public matters. After all, if it's such a private matter, why don't homers get to say the same about their outrageous deathstyle choices?

[Mister Brasil]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

It's no surprise why she's pregnant: that tart-costume exposes her elbows!

Jesus, deliver me from this harlot and her leering, lust-filled eyes, her beckoning bosom, her soft shoulders. The way her hair falls gently over them....



Wait, you can see her elbows?



Oh. The blue dress.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!



Look at the one in pink. That devilish, trollopy, I-want-to-be-just-like-my-older-sisters grin makes my righteous stomach turn and my chaste skin crawl. She'd probably be pregnant, too, were her valley fertile. Utterly reprehensible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

Look at the one in pink. That devilish, trollopy, I-want-to-be-just-like-my-older-sisters grin makes my righteous stomach turn and my chaste skin crawl. She'd probably be pregnant, too, were her valley fertile. Utterly reprehensible.

Look at how the father (if he IS the father) is tucked away, hidden behind everything. He's like a head poking up in the back, "don't forget me!", while Sarah Plain is taking center stage.

I think we know who wears the pants in THIS family.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

I think we know who wears the pants in THIS family.

With all the pregnancies in that family, I don't think any of them have time to wear pants.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

I still want to know who the heck is cooking supper in this family.

YIC

[Nobar King]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

How many little tots can those breeders pop out during one presidential term? A dozen? They'll get health care for life, but they deserve it!!

Little Bristol is a hottie, where is her myspace page?? I want to pokertoo.

Has anyone thought that maybe the father is also the grandfather? That kind of stuff happens in Alaska.

What kind of name is Bristol, anyway?

The boy's name Bristol \b-ris-tol, br(i)-stol\ is of Old English origin, and its meaning is "meeting place by the bridge". Place name: an ancient and important city in England, with one of the most important ports on the west coast. Many cities in the US were named after it.
Bristol has 1 variant form: Bristow.
Baby names that sound like Bristol are Preston, Brewster, Brosedy, Prestcot and Priestly.
Bristol is a very rare male first name and a very popular surname (source: 1990 U.S. Census).

Search results: Girl/Bristol


No results found for the name "bristol". You may want to try the similar-sounding name Briseida. Other similar names are Kristel, Cristel, Cristal and Kristal.

Imagine a new legion of babies named after this teenage slut. Who makes up their own names? Aren't there enough good Christian names like Heather to use?

There are lots of polls online to name her baby. We should have one, too.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

What kind of name is Bristol, anyway?Imagine a new legion of babies named after this teenage slut. Who makes up their own names? Aren't there enough good Christian names like Heather to use?

There are lots of polls online to name her baby. We should have one, too.

Great idea, Brother. We can propose proper Biblical names, like Zerubbabel and Zaphnathpaaneah.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

I hope for Bristolboard's sake that the allegations of rape are true. Apologists from the liberal church of compromise are saying that her pregnancy is a private matter, but the core principle of True Christian™ True Republicanism™ is that sex and reproduction are intensely public matters. After all, if it's such a private matter, why don't homers get to say the same about their outrageous deathstyle choices?

The next thing you know they'll be having teeen "preggers pride" parades on main street of every town in America!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

Great idea, Brother. We can propose proper Biblical names, like Zerubbabel and Zaphnathpaaneah.

Of course, then you run the risk of a foreigner mistaking you for a towel-headed Islamicist. Or of some America-hating liberal putting you on the no-fly list for no reason other than retaliation (they do that, you know). Don't get me wrong, I'm not cursing these obviously Biblical names, but I am pointing out the risks of such names in a seriously degraded society as ours.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

The next thing you know they'll be having teeen "preggers pride" parades on main street of every town in America!

Why poor Bristol was just a victim of Liebral Hellywood and the libral satanic media alliance.
look here, it's starting:

Amid ripples of publicity, 17-year-old television star (and sister of Britney) Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth in June to a daughter, Maddie Briann. That same month, pregnancies of numerous students at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts were discovered, causing a huge stir in the community and across the country.
The overall teen birth rate rose slightly in 2006 after steadily declining since 1991, according to the latest figures from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The report shows the birth rate for teenagers ages 15-19 rose 3 percent between 2005 and 2006.
That translates to 41.9 births per 1,000 in 2006, a decline of 34 percent from the all-time high of 61.8 births per 1,000 in 1991.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/c...ncy/index.html