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  • #16
    Re: The Landover Santa v. Jesus Challenge!

    I suspect the best part of $1,000,000. Mind, although he says he's a philanthropist with apparently an immortal with magical powers and infinite power, I think that a court might listen to a plea of insanity.

    That said, you could always ask him for $1 million for Christmas and see what happens. (But be prepared for a disappointment, he's not like Jesus Who gives you what you ask for.)
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #17
      Re: The Landover Santa v. Jesus Challenge!

      I’ll be sure to file the court case in your nice town of Freehold. Also, Santa, you had the potential to change your ways I suspect in your younger days to be a good American Christian but I see an old Catholic pedophile who is probably beyond saving. If you REALLY have the power to give kids what they want, you’d know that I didn’t want an old used copy of Barney Google and Spark Plug.
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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